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Dear Haruna-chan
I love you.
In no uncertain terms, I have been in love with you since middle school when you were the only person to stick up for me when the school garden was destroyed. Only you believed that I was innocent, and ever since I've held a great admiration for you that has evolved into what I truly believe to be love.
Please meet me on the roof after school at 4:00 with your reply.
Love, Rito Yuuki

"You devious... there is no way Rito wrote this, he would be too shy... but you captured his thoughts and feelings on his crush amazingly." Mikan stated as she looked over Rito's handwriting that Naruto was somehow able to capture perfectly. Each letter was perfectly done, and more than that, it was even a little shaky to show how 'nervous' Rito would have been when he wrote it.

Naruto puffed his chest out with pride.

"Oh, you haven't seen anything yet... this boy has tried and failed several times to confess to Haruna. So it's time for some divine intervention." Naruto boasted, and Mikan lightly smacked the side of his head with a spoon.

"Okay then Kami-sama, how do you get Rito there?" Mikan asked with a roll of her eyes.

Naruto pulled a second letter out of his pocket.

Dear Rito-kun
I just want you to know that my feelings for you are special.
I don't want to sound creepy, but I've been watching you have fun, and how kind you are. I greatly admire you, but I'm always too shy to admit my feelings to you in person.
If you accept my feelings, please meet me on top of the school after 4:00 with your reply.
Love, Haruna Sairenji

"I made a second later, and I spend awhile following Haruna around during school to see how she talked and looked at Rito. She's looked at him this way since back then, so I was able to guess when her feelings started and I can guess what she sees in the walking accident." Naruto stated with a wide grin. His plan to get Rito a girlfriend, his desired girlfriend, so the boy would stop being so creepy and following Haruna around during school, was well on it's way.

He also wanted Rito to be happy of course, but at the same time he wanted to make sure that Rito's cowardly confession tactics wouldn't get in the way.

"... and Rito knows about this?" Mikan asked, and she noticed something odd.

The letters were photocopies.

"Of course not, otherwise he would chicken out... and by the time they figure out I set this up, they will have already confessed to each other. The best part, Haruna won't be mad at Rito since I'm the one who tricked both of them into confessing. I even made copies of the letter so that if they by chance get destroyed, I can give them to them again in secret." Naruto laughed at the sheer thought of Rito being in on the scheme. He had spent days practicing copying Haruna's handwriting, and he had years of experiencing forging Rito's written word.

Mikan snorted in amusement.

"He's going to chicken out anyway when he sees her on the roof, or he will run away and cause some misunderstanding." Mikan knew Rito well, and that was exactly what was going to happen. That, or some other unfortunate accident was going to happen to cause Haruna to forget his feelings for her, or otherwise just turn everything into a misunderstanding.

Naruto crossed his arms with a superior smile.

He was feeling cocky.

"That's why I'm going to be there, and make sure that he can't chicken out." Naruto spoke as he reached into his bookbag, and he showed a black mask inside of it. He even showed a small knife as well, and Mikan glanced at Naruto with a concerned eyebrow.

She didn't understand.

"What do you plan?" Mikan questioned him.

Naruto just grinned.

"Oh, Naruto Uzumaki isn't planning anything... but Menma Arashi is totally going to make sure some stuff happens." Naruto pulled out a can of temporary hairspray, before he started his way out the door. Mikan tapped her ladle against her hip, and she sent Naruto a look as if to say she was suspicious of him.

"He's not going to get hurt, is he?"

"Maybe." Naruto pointed to Mikan with an unsure tone, since he could make no promises that Rito didn't somehow manage to hurt himself. "I'm going to remove everything off the roof he can trip on first, and then I'm going to do some more prep work... just prepare a good celebration dinner... and since you know about this... you are now an accomplice." Naruto told her as he booked it out of the house, to leave her with the knowledge that she was now knowledgable about his plan and thus helping him by not telling Rito about it.

"I better be able to tease him about it after though!" Mikan shouted out as she ran out the house after him.

"You will!"

-On the Rooftop, Time: 3:58-

"Yuuki-kun... you... this is so sweet." Haruna whispered to herself as she walked up the steps to the school roof. She smiled sweetly, with pink cheeks, as she read the letter that had been addressed to her once more. Ever since she had gotten the letter, she had been reading and re-reading it for the last 3 hours nonstop.

Her heart was pounding so fast.

She recognized his handwriting, and she had noticed that he stared at her more and more since middle school. She just thought that the reason he stared at her, was because she was always looking at him. She had always been too shy to confess her own feelings to him, and she always hoped that maybe he had feelings for her too and that he would confess to her.

Haruna felt her heart pounding in her ears, to the point she could hear it going much faster than normal as she opened the door to the rooftop.

She had a few minutes left until Rito arrived.

"Oi, oi, oi... what do we have here now."

"Oh!" Haruna was surprised when she heard the sound of a really gruff voice behind her, and she saw a masked teenager already on the roof, next to the door. She blinked in surprise when she saw his hair was a solid black color, and his eyes were a burning red. His face was covered in a black medical mask, and he was flipping a knife in his hand. "I'm sorry, I didn't think anyone..." Haruna flinched back when he took a few steps forward.

"Ya right, ya didn't think... this here is ma territory. When ta bastard Uzumaki ain't here, I rule the school... and tha ain't nothing anyone can do 'bout it. Since ya on my turf... if ya want to keep ya tits on... strip." Naruto threatened Haruna as he pointed the knife right at her. Putting a really heavy accent on and changing his voice was rough, and doing this to an innocent girl was always hard as well.

Well, for him this was something he had never done before.

"Wa-wa-what!?"

"Ya heard right, I want ya ta strip ya clothes off... now... or I'ma mark ya real good as ma property and have fun with ya. Oh... ya got a letter... whats this..." Naruto saw that in shock that she had dropped the letter he wrote, just as he was hoping that she would. Naruto picked it up, and he pretended to read it.

He didn't need to read it, he wrote it.

"Wait, no that's min-"

"Shut it bitch... so... Rito Yuuki... Uzumaki's bro... guess that makes you his girl then. Guess ya better strip, before I show Uzumaki I can steal his bros gal and beat his bro." Naruto took a step forward and saw the fear in Haruna's eyes when he mentioned hurting Rito. She averted her gaze and shook in anger and fear, before she nodded her head and closed her eyes.

She started to strip her uniform off quickly.

"Slowly."

Haruna corrected herself.

"Just don't hurt Yuuki-kun." Haruna pleaded, and Naruto forced himself to laugh as he heard the sounds of running up the stairs. "Yuuki-kun! Don't come up here, there is a bad guy!" Haruna shouted out when she heard the sound of running as well.

Rito came out of the door while huffing.

He had run the entire way.

"Sairenji-san, I... what's going on!?" Rito was shocked and blushing when he saw Haruna's bra as she lifted her shirt up, and she quickly pulled it back down in shock and embarassment. She turned even more red, and Naruto let out an evil chuckle.

"You is Uzumaki bastards bro, Rito right? This bitch here is in love with ya, and I want to humiliate the bastard by cucking his bro... want to watch as I fuck ya girl?" Naruto asked Rito, and that did it.

"Don't touch her!"

"Uh? Why not, Uzumaki ain't here to protect the school right now... you known as the weak bro. I can do whatever I want with ya girl." Naruto ran towards Haruna and grabbed her by the wrist, and he gently (though it looked rough) pulled her towards him and 'accidentally' tossed his knife onto the ground when he did it.

Naruto lifted Haruna's shirt up and groped her breast.

"Wa-wa-wa-wa... you sick bastard, I said don't touch her!"

'He's... not actually touching my boob?' Haruna realized that his hand was only very lightly going on top of her bra, without putting any weight down on her actual chest. She couldn't even feel his hand touch a single inch of her skin. She realized this only internally, and only for a second, before she looked towards Rito. "Just run away! No matter what happens to me, I will still love you! Go to the police and tell them about this!" Haruna shouted out.

Rito was stunned to hear it, before he started to shake a little.

Fear.
Anger.
Embarassment.

"I said to let her go you punk!" Rito ran towards Naruto, and Naruto tossed Haruna to the side in a way that she would gently land on her butt.

"Ya got some balls then, come then BOY!"

Naruto purposely threw a sloppy punch at Rito, one that even Rito could dodge on his own.

Rito went for the balls.

"I'm not strong like Naruto, but I won't let you touch Haruna-chan!" Rito shouted as Naruto landed on his back, covering his balls with both of his hands. His eyes wide as he actually shivered at the pain of having is ballsack kicked as hard as Rito physically could.

He bit his lip under the mask, and he had to remind himself that this was something he knew could happen.

This was to give Rito confidence and courage to say his feelings out loud.

'Do not kill him... do not beat the shit out of him. He was only protecting Haruna, he doesn't know how to fight, and he knew this would work... do not KILL him.' Naruto chanted to himself in his head.

He had to take the loss.

"Haru... Sairenji-san! Are you okay, he didn't hurt you or anything did he!?" Rito shouted as he ran over towards Haruna.

Since there was absolutely nothing on the rooftop to trip over, Rito didn't trip.
Since Naruto had sprayed bird repellent on the roof, no birds flew down and hit him in the face.
Since Naruto made sure that nobody but Haruna and Rito would come to the roof, nobody interrupted.

"Yuuki-kun... thank you, I'm okay-"

"Ya bastard... I can't believe ya this strong... I ain't never coming back ta this school eva again!" Naruto shouted as he scrambled to his feet and rushed through the exit and left the rooftop. Naruto crumbled up the letter than Haruna had, and he put it in his pocket with a grin on his face under the mask.

He listened while hiding behind the door.

"Thank goodness he's gone... I'm so sorry that this happened... I just wanted to give my feelings to you and this happened... I'm so sorry!"

"It's okay Yuuki-kun... I wasn't hurt in the end, and you were really brave. Since now you know my feelings for you..." Naruto heard Haruna trail off, no doubt shyly. Naruto got his phone out, and he sent a message to Mikan.

Naruto nodded his head to himself.

"... I love you too."

Hearing Rito says those words, Naruto knew his job was done.

Hey Mikan, I'm going to need a bag of ice. - Naruto
Why? - Mikan
My plan worked, and Rito kicked my balls. - Naruto
It actually worked... sorry for your balls, by the way. Tomorrow, we can go out to eat ramen at that place you like. - Mikan

"... Worth it..."

Mission: Get Rito a girlfriend.
SUCCESS!

Chapter End!
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