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Titties.

Boobs.

Breasts.

The female sex-specific characteristic that was determined by a multitude of factors, inlcuding levels of athletic acvitity, specific food consumption, hormone levels, genetic lineage, and most of all fat to muscle content. The secondary sex characteristic of females that cover up the pectoral muscles on the chest, where as males had no such specific pectoral covering for their chests.

Glandular tissue, fatty tissue, and 15 to 20 sections of the breast called lobes that produce milk once specific conditions have been met.

The muscle tissue to fat tissue ratio indicating breast size, typically ranging between 7% to 56% of the breast containing more fat tissue than not. With higher fat tissue ratios indicating larger breast sizes, and smaller fat percentages indicating smaller breast sizes. The female's average fat content of her breast being about 3.5% or lower depending on how physically active and healthy the rest of her body was.

Beautifully colored, soft to the touch, and usually a few degrees cooler than the rest of a woman's body due to the lower blood circulation and a higher concentration of such body fats. With puffy areola that were topped with nipples that idicated a variety of bodily responses, though in some cases nipples were naturally inverted, that came in a range of colors with the normal colors typically being shades of pink and red for fair skinned women, and a light or darker brown for women of different skin colors.

A controversial issue for some.

A beloved issue for others.

Among the world, you could find lovers of boobs everywhere, ranging from those who make up members of the "Itty Bitty Titty Committee" and the more popular appeal of the groups who hailed larger breasts as superior. Women as well envied and viewed breasts as a unique thing, with many women wishing for their breasts to be either bigger or smaller than what they naturally were.

Big boobs.

Naruto Uzumaki, age 15, high school student and total badass despite having never had a girlfriend, experienced in multiple forms of combat, having won 3 martial arts trophies for his families honor, and conquering local gangs who challenged him, was at a lot.

Why?

"Boobs?" Naruto asked as the bath water exploded, and he suddenly found himself hand to breast with a wonderful set of titties. Being alone in the bathtub, and suddenly finding boobs belonging to a woman in his hands was cause for confusion and celebration.

Soft, supple, and the boobs he had in each hand were tipped with the most fine and delicate form of pink he had ever seen before.

There was a girl attached to the boobs of course, otherwise this situation would be a whole lot weirder for him.

"Escape successful!"

Beautiful girl attached to beautiful boobs, and Naruto dumbly didn't know how to respond as he just stared at the boobs in his hands for awhile without letting go of them. Naruto looked over the girl that had appeared in the tub with him, and he made eye contact with her.

Beautiful emeralds for eyes this girl had, and what he would like to assume was naturally pink hair as well, nearly the exact same shade of pink as her nipples.

"Well... hello?" Naruto stated as he squeezed the boobs in his hands, and watched his fingers sink into the flesh. Her flesh cool to the touch after his hot bath had heated up his body so much, and Naruto slowly took his hands off of her boobs when she smiled at him.

"Hello!"

Her long hair went down to her shapely behind, and Naruto, despite his love for breasts, was overall and ass and leg man. He glanced over her with some appreciation... more than some appreciation.

He probably should not stand up right now.

"I'm Naruto, Naruto Uzumaki... welcome to my... bathtub." Naruto introduced himself with his shock still not having wore off.

Naked girl.

Very naked girl, less than 3 feet away from him at the moment, was standing up and giving him a literally perfect view of nearly all of her body.

"Well hello Naruto! I'm Lala Satalin Deviluke, sorry for dropping in like this! My teleporter is completely random, so I don't have any control over where it goes! I'm real happy it works though, I was in a good bit of trouble!" Lala introduced herself as she sat down in the tub across from him, her hair floating in the water the deeper she went into the tub.

Naruto palmed his hand.

Dream.

"Nice to meet you Lala!" Naruto extended his hand towards her with a giant grin.

This was so totally a dream, he fell asleep in the bathtub and was dreaming right now. That was the only thing he could think of that would make sense. Of course he would dream of a naked girl, this was a good dream after all.

"Nice to meet you too!" Lala grabbed his hand with both of her own, and shook it excitedly. Naruto was surprised when she nearly jerked his arm out of his socket with her handshake and how strong it was.

Strong, naked woman.

Yep, this was totally once of his dreams.

"So, why are you here, if you don't mind me asking, kind of weird to teleport naked?" Naruto asked her with a relaxed wave of his hand. If this was a dream, he was going to enjoy it and allow things to progress naturally to the climax. If he was going to have a wet dream, then he was going to happily see where it went.

Lets see what his brain was going to come up with to get him off.

"I'm being chased by some bad guys, and had to make an escape." Lala puffed out her cheeks and showed displeasure.

Naruto blinked and nodded.

He slapped his hand against his arm.

"Well, I can promise you this. I'll do whatever I can to protect you, protecting people is what we Uzumaki do. I can't see why guys would be after you though, you seem super nice, so what do you like to do?" Naruto didn't quite understand why his dream was creating this situation. He never had any desires to be a prince in shining armor or any kind of savior, he just refused to allow people to get hurt when he had the power to protect them.

His parents died to protect him.

With the life that was so given to him by them, he would use his life to protect others, to make sure that their sacrifice made the world a better place. He would never want to live a simple life like that, not when he wasn't just living a life for himself. He needed to live a life that would make his parent's sacrifice truly mean something important.

Lala blinked in surprise when she heard his words.

"... but you just met me?" Lala was a little surprised some random guy that she teleported to was willing to not only help her, but also seemed genuinely interested in parts of her life.

"So?" Naruto didn't see a problem with that though.

"O-oh... okay... well, I like inventing things and pulling pranks and stuff. I invented my teleporter Pyon-Pyon Warp-kun. I don't like being forced to marry people though... it's stupid." Lala crossed her arms under her impressive bussom, and while Naruto looked down for a couple of seconds, he did register her words.

He should not stand up right now.

"That sounds... honestly shitty. You should marry the person you love... oh, and I love pranks too Lala. Pranks are awesome, I love making people blush and scream in surprise. It's awesome to get those reaction out of people. One of my pranking dreams is to go to America and paint Mt. Rushmore." Naruto stated as he revealed one of his many goals in life. He wanted to paint all of the world's greatest monuments, and leave his pranks in the history books themselves. Only that could cement him as the world's greatest prankster.

It was a little unrealistic, so he wasn't going to be upset or anything if he never accomplished it, but he could always dream.

Lala's eyes sparkled.

"YOU GET ME!"

Lala jumped across the bath and grabbed onto Naruto, exclaiming her words in the process as she pushed his face between her boobs. Her statement jolted him as he got a faceful, a head surrounded by boobs.

She had big ones.

"You understand me sooooo much! I should be allowed to choose who I marry, and I should be allowed to do it because I like a guy! Not only that, but you like pranks too?! So, what is the best prank you've ever pulled?" Lala asked as she pushed Naruto out of her boobs and she gave him the biggest puppy eyes he had ever seen. Her eyes were sparkling with joy and anticipation, and her tail was wagging.

Her tail was wagging.

She had a tail that was long, looking devilish in nature and tipped with a little black heart, sticking out of her body right above her glorious ass. Naruto looked behind her for a second, stared at her tail, before he nodded his head.

Yep, a dream.

"There is this super perverted girl at my school, likes to grope boobs and stuff... well I worked together with about half of the girls in the school and got them to put tacks in their bras. Every time she groped a girl, she would get stabbed in the hand. She never realized what was going on, and I thought I would die of laughter as she thought she was having an allergic reaction to boobs." Naruto explained one of his most recent pranks. He had to talk to a lot of girls in order to convince a good number of them to put tacks in their bras, with the pointy end facing away from their body obviously.

Still, it was worth it to see the pervy girl freaking out when she thought she was having a severe allergic reaction to groping boobs.

Amazing.

"That sounds so good... I love that, did she ever find out it was you?" Lala asked him, and he shook his head. "Even better, I once released a lot of my inventions to cause a little panic for people. It was really funny to see, nobody got hurt though... well, Zastin did but he always gets hurt by everything I invent!" Lala laughed off her own misdeeds, remembering how many times she would hurt this Zastin person.

Naruto laughed with her.

Meeting a hot, naked, alien prankster in the bathtub, even if this dream wasn't going to turn into a sex dream, he was having a lot of fun just talking to this girl. The way she laughed was really pretty, and she was just really nice to talk to.

"I like the way you laugh, it's so nice sounding! You really laugh from the heart!" Lala laughed with him as well, and she felt the same way as him apparently.

It had been a long time since she heard somebody laugh at something she did, instead of getting angry with her and shouting.

Thus, sparked the naked meeting that set off a chain of events that would be forever classified as the moment that changed Naruto's life forever.

Chapter End!
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Remember, while Naruto DOES have his moments when he is nervous and shy, he doesn't really freak out the same as Rito would either.
When Naruto is embarrassed, his nose turns red, he has some trouble speaking properly, and he doesn't look people in the eye.
Naruto wouldn't panic and run out of the bathroom to get Mikan, he would assume he was dreaming and just roll with it.