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'Big boobs, long pink hair, emerald green eyes, a tiny waist, but a plump butt... this is a Grade-A woman... she's a major threat.' Mikan thought as she tried to catch her breath. She had made sure that Naruto and this girl, Lala, were punished for that prank that had been played on her. The umbrella in her hands was bent in half from breaking, after the heavy hits that she inflicted with it.

Umbrellas were not designed to be weapons, they were just not all that durable.

"Ow... ow... 8 times... really?" Naruto held his face in pain, having been smacked in the face with an umbrella that many times would hurt even him.

Lala was perfectly fine, just lightly rubbing her nose.

"I got hit 10 times." Lala pointed out with a smile, not minding the rough treatment for the prank at all. It had been extremely funny to see their reactions to what had been stated, so a couple of whacks were a good price to pay for her participation in the prank.

Rito had collapsed since he started to choke on breakfast, but he was recovered now.

"So... Lala-san?"

"We're going to be in-laws, so just Lala is fine." Lala corrected him, and the boy just got the chair he had been sitting in off the ground and sat back down. They didn't have much time before school would start, so he needed to eat and get ready.

He had his girlfriend waiting for him at school.

"So Lala-san..." Mikan looked over Lala, and payed extra attention to her tail. She had noticed her tail when she had been hitting the girl, and she glared suspiciously at the rest of Lala's out of this world body. She had never been self-conscious about her own body before, but seeing Lala's body and proportions made her feel very insecure about herself. She looked over at Naruto as he recovered, blowing air in and our of his nose to make sure that he was able to breath through it still.

He grinned when he found his nose not broken, and still in perfect working order.

"Just call her Lala, she's going to be part of the family. Last night, this alien chick appeared out of nowhere in the bathtub after you got out Mikan. I promised I would protect her, and I groped her and stuff... she wants to marry me, and I need to take responsibility for my actions." Naruto explained the situation very simply. Naruto grabbed Lala's tail.

"Aaaaaah~"

Lala's seductive voice aside when Naruto grabbed her tail, her deep blush and her pushing her legs together were enough proof to show that her tail was really part of her body. She squirmed under Naruto's grasp, and Naruto looked at her in surprise for a moment at how sensative her tail was. If her tail was this sexually sensative, then she would be extremely easy to please in bed for sure.

Rito and Mikan blushed at the noises Lala made.

"No-not my tail... it's sensative."

"S-sure." Naruto had only a slight stutter as he let go of Lala's tail, he saved this information in his head since he was going to use this information later when it was time to make a real move on Lala. Naruto saw Mikan's head jerk in his direction, and her eyes went straight to his nose, and she started to observe his body language.

Mikan then glared at Lala, before she huffed and started to walk away.

"Whatever, she's an alien or whatever you want to call her. Marraige though, you protect women all the time from bad people. Lala-san isn't special at all, so if she wants to marry you then she will have to impress me." Mikan refused to face towards Lala and Naruto when she spoke, since she knew that Naruto would be able to read her facial expressions and body language as well if he were able to see them.

She was facing Rito though.

'Never seen that face on her before.' Rito had never seen the raw jealousy and discomfort that Mikan was showing at the moment. She was so visibly jealous that it was amazing her skin didn't just turn green from envy, and she had an uncomfortable blush on her cheeks.

She had been staring awfully hard at Lala's boobs.

Rito turned crimson red when he glanced over at Lala's boobs, and he looked away.

'No, think about Sairenji... wait, our relationship hasn't gotten that far yet! No, no perverted thoughts allowed now!' Rito slapped his cheeks as he repressed his perverted thoughts on his girlfriend.

He didn't know how Naruto could handle being surrounded by girls who appreciated the deeds that he did, and never seem to blush.

Oh wait, he was dense.

"I mean, it's not really your choice Mikan, this choice is mine and Lala's to make. We have our reasons why... what are you doing on your phone?" Naruto asked Mikan as she got her phone from the counter and started to call somebody. Naruto didn't like the fact that Mikan turned towards her phone nearly instantly.

Lala just smiled.

"That's okay Naruto, Mikan-chan just wants to make sure her brother's bride is somebody she approves of! Well, Mikan-chan, I promise I'll try to make Naruto happy, and I'll be a loving wife to him!" Lala rushed towards Mikan and gave her a tight hug from behind. Mikan dropped her phone from surprise, and Rito caught it for her before it could break against the ground.

Rito looked down at it.

Calling Mom

"Oh, Mikan, it's unusual for you to call."

"The Narutomaki is being eaten out of the ramen first, I repeat, the narutomaki is being eaten first!" Mikan heard her mother's voice on the phone, and she repeated the code. She had developed a code with her mother for this kind of situation, since Ringo understood the difference between Rito and Naruto very well.

Ringo Yuuki knew her sons.

She knew that girls who were saved by Naruto often tried to seduce him, as well as girls who wanted to abuse his strength via their potential girlfriend status. So, she had developed a code with her mother to tell her of how dire the situation was.

"... Mikan, put the girl on the phone."

"... Uuuuh... here you go Lala-san." Rito got Lala to stop hugging Mikan, with Mikan glaring at the girl suspiciously as Lala took the phone from Rito. She smiled at Rito thankfully for handing the phone to her.

"Hello Naruto-mama, I'm Lala! I'm in love with Naruto, and we're getting married. Your son is super awesome and fun, and he's super cute when he blushes!" Lala gushed her introduction to Ringo over the phone.

...

"I can't leave my job right now, but I like the sound of this girl. Okay, Lala-chan, you have until I return to Japan to make yourself into a girl that I can give Naruto to. You can all yourself his fiance for now, but if you don't meet my standards, I'm ending this."
*CLICK*

"Hey, I need to do thi... and she hung up." Naruto shouted out, but stopped when he realized he was too late to respond to that. Mikan's jaw dropped though when she realized that, for now, Lala had her mother's approval for this pending a future meeting.

Mikan huffed.

"Well... me and Rito won't approve of this, you have to impress all three of us-"

"Actually, I'm standing with Naruto on this. I know the feeling-" Rito placed his hand on Naruto's shoulder. "-of having a girlfriend after all. If Naruto thinks he can love this girl, then I'm going to support his choice." Rito couldn't resist the urge to declare that he himself also had a girlfriend now. He was still super excited about that one.

Mikan took her phone from Lala, and she dialed again.

"Sorry Mikan, Papa is busy right now!"
*CLICK*

"I don't care who does or doesn't approve of Lala. I made a promise, and I said I would marry her too. I'm not going to go back on my promises, and Lala said she wanted to marry me too. The way I see it-"

"Actually, even if we're still going to get married anyway, I want to earn the approval of your family. It sounds really fun, and I want to show them that you don't need to do this just because you promised me. You don't love me yet, so I promise that you'll fall for me!" Lala sent a thumbs up to Naruto as she hugged Mikan again, showing how much she was willing to work at this. She did understand that Naruto didn't love her as a woman yet, or even love her at all, and his own words told her that he was willing to give love with her a chance.

Well, she didn't need the approval of his family.
She wanted it.

She had the approval of Rito, who trusted Naruto enough to give her a chance to make him happy.

"I'm going to be late for school... you two are going to be late too. We can talk more about Lala-san later... and I can look for the bat later." Mikan stated with a dark look towards Naruto.

She still had not forgotten that little pregnancy scare.

She was going to look for the bat anyway.

"You will never find it." Naruto stated with confidence, since he had hidden the bat in a place that she would never find it on her own. She was incapable of finding it on her own, because she wasn't tall enough to reach the spot that he had hidden it. "We can settle this stuff later... hey Lala, you should stay home today while I go to school. Then we can take a walk when I get home and get to know each other better... like a... date." Naruto's nose was a little red.

Mikan sighed in annoyance.

"You can help yourself to whatever is in the fridge... I'm going to do grocery shopping today anyway." Mikan didn't like this girl, but she wouldn't let Naruto's fiance starve either. "... You can stay in the guest room-"

"She'll stay with me in my room... if she wants." Naruto offered, and Mikan turned her head to glare at him.

"That one, I like that option more!"

Mikan was going to have a long day at school thinking about this.

Today sucked.

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