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Saiba was confused.

He had gotten a call from his wife, after a super long time since she was usually 100% into her own work that the contact they had over the past few months had been limited to texting. Still, the fact that she had called him was surprising enough that even if his deadline was coming up, he still decided to answer the call.

"Hello again Papa-Naruto!"

Alien Princess marrying his adopted child, that was a setting that he wouldn't even think of for his own manga, well he had thought about it before and ignored those thoughts. He much preferred to think about a gender swapping ninja protecting a spiritual medium while protecting her from a flabby cat. Those were his current thoughts on something he was working on.

"Well... I got some snacks from a convenience store." Saiba had come home to find a butt naked princess alien leaving his home's bathroom while drying her hair off. As an adult, married man, he had been able to handle that pretty well. He had been shocked, and shouted in surprise, but after he calmed down he told Lala he would be waiting for her downstairs.

She wore alien clothes for sure.

"Ooooh, more Earth food!"

Alien.

"This sounds really interesting, I completely approve of this relationship." Saiba gave his thumbs up. He trusted that Naruto was following his code of honor in doing this, so he didn't need to interview this girl to know that he could trust Naruto's decision as a man.

It was a man thing.

Also, he could see this girl being a massive headache to Naruto, while being an extremely fun one to deal with. He would not deprive Naruto of both his honor AND a future that sounded quite fun. He, not as a father but a fellow man, could not do that to Naruto.

"Yeah!"

'Though, to be completely honest I was hoping Mikan and Naruto...' Saiba thought as he scratched his cheek. He had always known about the way that Mikan looked at her brothers, and how the way she looked at Naruto changed ever so slightly when she learned that they had no blood between them. He knew of her childish crushes on Rito and Naruto, and how she lost her crush on Rito when she realized that siblings could not get married.

He had always had a slim hope that maybe, just maybe, the Uzumaki and Yuuki families could ACTUALLY become united one day through the children. He trusted nobody more with his daughter than the boy that he himself had raised, who he knew would take excellent care of her.

He and his wife had a bet about it.

He bet his wife that Mikan would make the first move by sucker punching a thot that was trying to date Naruto, and then make a bold claim. His bet meant that Mikan would make her move only after she was put into a position where she could no longer stand Naruto being surrounded by women who just wanted to use him.

His wife bet that Mikan would make the first move on her birthday, when she became old enough to pursue a relationship with him. Even though both were under 16 years old, by their law the two would be allowed to get into a relationship if they had parental approval. Since he and his wife WERE the parents, and there WAS approval, there would be absolutely no legal issues.

"I'm going to go tell Naruto that Papa-Naruto approves of us, doesn't that sound awesome Peke!?" Lala shouted out with a wide smile on her face. She was so happy that she had the approval of a parent right off the bat. Now she just needed to worry about Mikan and Mama-Naruto, and she would be all clear.

Then she could get Naruto to fall in love with her.

Funny enough, the men of the Yuuki family seems to be far more accepting of Naruto having her as a fiance. It seemed they had a lot more faith in the elder son of the family than the women of the family had. Lala didn't get why the women in the family were more protective of Naruto, but she would still do her very best to earn their approval.

Saiba grabbed her shoulder as she made to run out the room.

*CRACK*

"... ow..." Saiba muttered weakly when Lala's vastly superior strength just yanked his arm out of it's socket and he went falling to the ground. Lala had not even noticed that he had attempted to stop her, and that was super shocking for him.

It hurt his pride.

He was a tall, well built man. Sure, he wasn't as tall as Minato had been, but after years of hard work he managed to stop being a skinny guy and bulked up. He was comfortably stronger than the averager Japanese man, though he did NOT know how to fight for the most part. This teenage girl with a petite waist, rocking hips and breasts though, and skinny arms just ripped his arm out of it's socket without even noticing his grip on her.

She had to be an alien to be THAT strong.

-With Naruto-

"Seriously Rito, I don't know why I do this for you." Naruto stated as he was punched in the face. The back of his head hit a concrete wall, but he responded by quickly recovering from the blow and punching the gangster that punched him in the face.

Behind him were Rito and Haruna.

Rito, in ALL of his luck, had accidentally tripped over Haruna and proceeded to land with his hand inside of a gang leader's girlfriend's panties while ALSO landing with his other hand in Haruna's panties. Needless to say, Naruto stopped hiding and following Rito, when the gang leader decided to beat the shit out of him.

"S-sorry!"

"It's FINE, OW that HURTS!" Naruto took a baseball bat to the knee, and he yanked the bat out of the adult man's hands and shattered it over his other knee. Naruto took the broken bat and threw it into the trashcan, before he grabbed the trashcan and smashed it into the man who hit him, knocking him into the ground.

"Uzumaki-kun!"

"Just call me Naruto! Or Naruto-kun, or Naruto-sama really, no need to be super formal with me! You're dating Rito, and he is a MESS of trouble!" Naruto caught a punch. He yanked the man towards him, and slammed his forehead into the dude's nose. With a loud, wet crunch, the man collapsed onto his back, screaming and holding his broken and bleeding face. Naruto ducked a kick, that had been thrown with some real skill showing a thud that had some level of skill to him.

Naruto grabbed the molested girl who tried to run at Rito with a knife, and he pulled her in front of him to act as a human shield. She was punched in the face by one of the thugs by mistake, and knocked out as a result. He tossed her towards the dumpster, and he scored a goal.

"Yes!" Naruto did a small fist pump in the air as he took a step backwards and avoided a punch from the angry boyfriend.

"How dare you use Mi-chan as a human shield!"

"Is... is this normal!?" Haruna shouted as she was hiding behind Rito. She had just been asked to walk home with Rito, or rather Naruto had asked her to do it between classes, to give Rito some confidence in their relationship. She didn't tell Rito that it was Naruto's idea to walk home together.

Rito yelped when a knocked out thud hit the ground in front of them.

"Hey, you punks don't get to sneak around. I'm your opponent, you can ignore those two over there." Naruto stated as he grabbed the knocked out man's foot, and yanked him into the air with both of his hands. Naruto slammed him into one of the last few men attacking Rito, though now they had truly switched targets. Naruto let go of him as both men came falling to the ground, and Naruto saw that they were getting smarter.

The last three were attacking Naruto at the same time, so Naruto looked at each of them as they attacked. All three of them were using pocket knifes, they had switched from non-lethal to lethal force.

*Drip*

Naruto caught a knife with one of his hands, the blade going right through the palm of his hand, with the tip of the knife coming out of the other side of his hand. He gripped his fingers around the man's hand to prevent him from pulling the knife out. No matter what, he would have been taking one of the stabs. Naruto punched a man in the face as he dodged the last knife, and with a quick knee, he took out the last man via a fast and merciless kick to the balls. He went down like a sack of bricks.

"He didn't even... flinch... this freak-"

"Boo." Naruto turned to the man he was holding back, and he screamed in fear at the motion as Naruto raised his fist up and pretended that he was going to throw a punch. He yelped and started to run away, and Naruto scoffed at him. "... OW!" Naruto shouted as he ripped the knife out of his hand.

Naruto took out his anger at getting stabbed on the man he kicked in the nuts, but pulling his leg back and kicking him in the teeth. He went down like a bag of bricks a second time, and lost 5 of his teeth.

"Uzumaki-kun!" Haruna shouted as she and Rito ran towards Naruto.

"Oh crap, are you okay!?" Rito asked as he saw how much Naruto was bleeding. Naruto gripped his wrist and slightly cut off the circulation to his hand, and the bleeding slowed down a little. "I'm so sor-"

"It's fine, you didn't do it on purpose, so I'm not mad at you. I need to stop the bleeding though... I grabbed the knife so that it would slip between my bones and tendons. I can still move my fingers, and the bleeding is less than I thought it would be..." Naruto stated as he looked at the clean cut through his palm. He winced in pain when some of the adrenaline from the fight started to wear off, and the pain was starting to register to his senses.

"You're not fine, we need to take you to a hospital Uzumaki-kun! You're head is bleeding too! You might have a concussion!" Haruna looked at the blood dripping down Naruto's neck, from where the back of his head hit a wall. There was red staining his blond hair, showing where he had gotten hurt.

Naruto looked at Rito.

"My nose bleeding?" Naruto asked.

"No, not really."

"I don't have a headache, nausea, blurry vision, my ears aren't ringing, I'm not confused or disoriented, my nose isn't bleeding, and I'm able to move my fingers and toes just fine. So I don't have a concussion... at least right now. Mikan will make me go to the hospital if I show signs tomorrow, so no worries. Hey Haruna, can I borrow your vest... can I have your handkerchief?" Naruto asked the girl as he pointed to what was in her school bag, hanging out of the side of it. She nodded her head quickly and passed it over to him.

Using his un-injured hand and his teeth, Naruto tied it around his bleeding hand tightly, and nodded to himself when he was done with his work.

"... Thank you so much for helping us, you're a real hero." Haruna bowed to Naruto to show her thanks to him.

Naruto just grinned.

"You're damn right I am, I'm awesome... see you two later. Haruna, keep Rito out of trouble for me. I'm going to get my hand checked out, see if I need stitches or not." Naruto stated as he started to walk off. Naruto looked and saw one of the men were about to get up, so Naruto peeked out from around the corner, and he kicked the man in the stomach, forcing him into the fetal position.

He was NOT above kicking a guy while he was down, not when the man had tried to attack him with a weapon.

"Should we call the police?"

"If you want Rito to become a registered sex offender, it will make introducing him to your family really awkward though. Bye bye, don't call the police or Rito will be in just as much trouble as these guys, and don't do anything I wouldn't do on your walk home." Naruto stated as he got out of the alley and joined the crowd of people who had been purposely ignoring the fight that had been happening. It was common for people to get mugged in Japan, and it was just as common for most people to ignore what was happening.

You never knew if somebody was getting mugged by the yakuza, and if you helping that person would mean your death. Most people who helped, would wait until they were out of sight and call the police, but even then there was a low chance of that happening.

...

"... Isn't he the Kyuubi... feared by gangs for being the lowest of the low? Is there anything he wouldn't do?" Haruna asked when she realized the irony of what was being told to them.

Rito sighed.

"... Naruto is actually not evil, he just has a really high pain tolerance, and a really bad temper. He's a really nice guy, and you saw what he does to protect others. He goes out of his way to get involved with other people and help them... because he isn't able to stop himself. He acts first and then thinks about his actions." Rito explained his brother in all but blood to Haruna. It was very easy for those that had only heard about Naruto from others to misunderstand him as some kind of super evil dude.

Naruto's heart was like gold.
Sadly, Naruto's fists were like iron.

His fists were what peopled remembered him for though.

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