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5 Rules for Gangsters in Japan.

1. Don't fuck around with the Yakuza, they will kill you.
2. Don't commit any crime harsh enough to get the police involved.
3. Don't use weapons that WILL get you killed by the police for owning.
4. Never get into a fight by yourself, always have somebody with you to help you.
5. Do not do something bad in front of Uzumaki Naruto, and make him act like a hero.

He WILL hurt you.

"Honestly, you guys got off light, Ta-chan got sent to the hospital with both his arms broken. He thought it was smart to take a hostage, but NOT have a weapon or any friends to back him up. Dumbass broke 2 rules at the same time." Thug 1 spoke as he listened to the story that was being told to him. Gangsters like them were small time, usually were left alone by the yakuza, in this city and the surrounding cities, it had become something of an urban legend that was confirmed as truth.

Naruto Uzumaki WILL fuck your day up, because he was a man who saw a person in danger and would not hesitate to throw himself into the situation headfirst. He threw punches before he thought his actions out, meaning that they could not intimdate a person like that, and the boy was a highly talented when it came to kicking ass.

"I got off light?! He broke my nose, my face will never be the same." Thug 2, with a massively swollen nose, spoke with a strained voice. He had been the one to punch Naruto in the face as well, and it didn't go well for him that he landed a hit.

General rule, if you hurt Naruto, he returned the pain you inflicted to him, MANY times greater than that. You punch his face, he break your nose, you break his pinky, he break both your arms and spit on your face.

"You should have SEEN what he did to my boss... guy gave up the gangster life completely." Thug 3 spoke with a shiver.

They were the Nishiyami, a stupid name, but they HAD been the local gang for the city until Naruto started to get involved with them. He forced them out of the city, to the point that they weren't allowed to do anything bad in the city for risk of getting a royal ass kicking. If they didn't do anything bad, and Naruto didn't see them doing anything bad, then they could live their lives normally.

"What did he do?"

"He just tried to have fun with some girl, just some harmless fun, a little spank and tickle, but Naruto decided that rape was a big no-no and beat my boxx. Then he just... kept punching his dick and balls... and he didn't stop... punching. Anyway, the doctors had to remove the boss' balls and his dick doesn't get hard anymore... something was damaged forever. Worst part, boss can't tell anyone about it to get Naruto in trouble... or he gets in trouble and the brat gets praised as a her." Thug 3 spoke as he covered his own crotch in sympathy pains. All of them felt the same sympathy pains for the lost boss. They had all imagined how difficult their lives would be if they couldn't do what they pleased, with who they pleased.

"I mean... he tried to rape a girl... he kind of deserved-"

"Shut up newbie, this is how we roll!" Thug 3 stated to Thug 4, who shyly raised a hand to try and be the voice of reason. The rest of those who showed up to the gathering laughed at the newbie getting talked down to, and Thug 4 just acted the part of a turtle and went back into his shell.

They shared a laugh together as they passed their cigarettes around, and everyone got one.

"Yeah, that stupid-"

Zastin started to walk passed the alley they were walking in, a dog chewing on his leg armor, and he barely even glanced at the thugs, not really caring about them. He had a mission, he needed to find Naruto Uzumaki and Lala, and defeat Naruto in order to capture Lala and bring her home to find a suitable candidate. He was aware that it would seem that Lala had chosen this boy, but an Earthling was just not strong enough to impress him to the point he could give his approval to the arrangement.

'Though, I have no idea where I am or where I need to go.' Zastin was well and truly lost.

"-whiskered bastard needs to get what he deserves. A buddy of mine saw him walking with some oddly dressed pink haired girl... and guess what... Naruto is injured. His hand and head were bandaged up." Thud 2 added in with a grin. Of course, for any smart gangster they wouldn't pick a fight on their own, and they wouldn't pick a fight with Naruto.

That broke 2 of the 5 rules at the same time, and those that did that got the worst kind of Naruto beating imaginable.

"Eh?" Zastin blinked when he heard that.

Weirdly dressed, pink haired girl?
Whiskered bastard?
Naruto?

"Hey, what you stop for, this is a private conversation!" Thug 5 shouted at Zastin when he noticed that the guy had stopped and turned his head towards them. Zastin looked at the men, adult men, and saw that for Earthlings they seemed of strong build... by Earthling standards they might be moderately strong.

Zastin walked forward and squat down on the ground in the same position as them, and he put his hand on his chin.

"Actually, you said something very interesting. I'm looking for a whiskered boy and pink haired girl. I would really appreciate it if you helped me find him." Zastin was straight to the point. He had no other interest than to do what he needed to do for his job, and he had a horrible sense of direction sadly.

You see, thugs were not overly smart people.

They had some common sense, but they did not get to this point of their life by being smart. Those ranking higher than them had intelligence to some degree, but the average thug was about as smart as a child, but with an adult's common sense ability. Most people wouldn't pick a fight or disrespect somebody who was nearly 7 feet, and OVER a foot taller than them in height while wearing terrifying armor.

"What you want to know for, you looking to fight!?" Thug 1 asked as he pulled his knife out and got ready to stab.

Zastin nodded his head.

"Actually, yes I am seeking combat. That pink haired girl is Lala Satalin Deviluke, a princess, and she has chosen Naruto Uzumaki as her fiance. I need to take her back, since no doubt he is not worthy of her. I expect that he will fight for her honor though, so I do plan on fighting Naruto." Zastin spoke respectfully to the men, not for a second thinking that they were threatening him personally.

Now, again, Thugs were not smart.

They did have common sense though.

"Ah... that's all. Well, let me tell you something big guy, if you help us out... we'll help you out. You see, that brat is a real piece of work. He hurts other people all the time, it's the only thing he knows how to even do... really evil guy." Thug 5 lied through his teeth without a problem.

Zastin was smart.

He had no common sense though, not enough to see through an obvious lie, so he just nodded his head with some surprise.

"I see, that makes sense... yes, an evil man must have tricked Lala-sama. He even tricked my best men as well. What else can you tell me about this menace?" Zastin was completely serious.

The Thugs actually looked at each other in surprise that Zastin bought that, since they had no expected such a prim and proper looking face to be twisted so easily into trusting them.

"To fight him, you have to stoop down to his level and use dirty tricks. He never fights fair, and he's a massive liar. He's constantly seen chasing a young girl with brown hair around some neighborhood, so he's some sicko."

Yep, they had nothing nice to say about Naruto, and they felt no shame in lying about him to a stranger in the slightest. Two of them were already sending out their texts to their other members to gather everyone together, so they could fight and humiliate Naruto once and for all. With the help of a massive guy like this, they might actually have a chance to win for once, and with Naruto already injured they could win no problem if they resorted to underhanded tricks.

"A real fiend it sounds like." Zastin just soaked up the lies.

He didn't even doubt them, it was so strange that everyone looked at each other just to make sure a naive fool like this wasn't just part of their imagination.

"... Please, tell me everything you know, I wish to know more about my opponent." Zastin stated as he listened with rapt attention.

...

The next 30 minutes were filled with the most malicious lies the thugs could think up.

Chapter End!
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