Paul Blart took a look around the various stores on his scooter, glancing behind him to see if his four troopers were following, each on their own scooters. "Do you understand what it means to ride?"
"Well of course. We've all been in Mario Kart." Petey Piranha laughed as he turned his head to the Whomp King. "Well, all of us except him."
"ME GOOD AT KARTING!" The Whomp King exclaimed as he began to go wicked fast on his scooter, crashing into everyone as a huge piled was formed.
"Ugh... I'm gonna need a diaper change..." Toadette groaned as she felt like she just messed herself.
"That's exactly what we want to hear." Dry Bowser sarcastically commented, his many bones being separated.
A smart bomb then fell down on them from being dropped out of an arwing, causing a major explosion that sent the gang blasting off again.