Disclaimer: First Chapter
Story Start!

"Now, just where is Naruto?"

Lala was a little confused and lost at school, since this was her first time being a member of a school system in general, AND Naruto had been dragged away by some members of some club. She wanted to track them down, but she had no clue which club had dragged Naruto away and for what purpose he had been pulled from her.

"Oh, hey Lala... Naruto isn't with you?"

"Oh, Rito! Yeah, he got dragged away by a club for something... but I don't know where he is or for what." Lala stated when Rito called out to her. It was after school now, so she expected him to be with Haruna. Even she knew who Haruna was after the girl appeared with Rito multiple times. "Where is your girlfriend?" Lala asked with a tilted head.

Rito chuckled.

"She has Tennis club, and don't worry to much about Naruto. Different clubs ask Naruto to help them all the time, he's really strong and good at sports. It's not weird for sports teams and stuff like that to try and recruit him." Rito relieved her worries that she couldn't find him. He could understand her worry, the last time Naruto got hurt like that must have been shocking for Lala on the inside.

-With Haruna-

"Come on girls, really hit that target! Get him dead center in the chest with all of your might!"

"HAH!" Haruna shouted as she tossed the ball into the air and smacked it with all of her strength. The tennis ball went flying right towards her target, while another member of the club followed her lead, and after that the next girl in line fired off her tennis ball.

Naruto did a back flip and dodged the first ball, before he caught the next two balls while he was in the air. He had no shirt on at the moment, and right across his torso he had 3 target marks for people to aim at. His abs, his heart, and his right lung were all being used as target practice for the girls. It was the best way for them to work on their aim and improve the speed of their shots, since tennis could be quite fast paced.

They were recieving help from Naruto in a way that benefitted Naruto too.

Naruto tossed the two balls at the girls who aimed them at him the second his feet touched the ground, and he nailed them right in the center of the chest. They dropped to their kneepad covered knees, holding their chests in pain. Naruto dodged another ball, and he kicked the ball after that.

'... This is a lot easier than fighting... I'm not benefitting from this. I can see these balls coming from farther away than I can see a punch, so predicting where they will land is too easy.' Naruto thought to himself as he kicked a ball right back at the forehead of the girl who was about to take a shot. She yelped and ducked as quickly as she could, but she still got nailed in the forehead.

Training that was below his level didn't help him, and training where there was no challenge meant that he had reached a point where he didn't really know what to do. He could not grin at this moment, since the absolute lack of challenge meant that all he was doing right now wasn't going to help him.

How could he protect others when he seemed to be reaching the limits of what normal training would be able to provide for him?

"Naruto-dono! So this is where you were!"

"Hey now, you can't be here!"

Zastin shouted as he ran towards Naruto, much to the shock of the teacher. Naruto was distracted by Zastin, so he looked away.

"Oh, hey Zast-"

"SORRY!" Haruna screamed when she hit the ball, and her aim was off. With all her might, she had sent the ball flying towards Naruto's face instead of his chest. Naruto wasn't even paying attention to them anymore, so she was no doubt going to nail him right in the face.

Naruto caught the ball.

"-in. Why are you here exactly?"

"Impressive reflexes, but I have news for you from Gid-sama concerning your engagement with Lala-sama. Can we talk in-" Zastin was smacked in the face by a ball at full force. As much as it did not hurt him, he was still shocked and startled by the sudden hit. His guard had been down completely, and it resulted in his heart skipping a beat.

He was in human clothes instead of his regular armor, so he was a lot shorter than he would normally be.

"... Lets move this somewhere else?" Naruto stated as he caught another ball as he looked at it out of the corner of his eye.

-In the Bathroom, Slightly Later-

"First, let me say I'm glad to see you're recovered from that unfortunate situation." Zastin started off with as he looked at the fact that Naruto was without any injuries. He healed very quickly despite being part of one of the most underestimated species in the galaxy. There were many species weaker than humans physically, but those species still all had something that made them superior to humans in some way.

From what he had seen, Naruto seemed to be above his fellow human in every possible way when it came to his physical abilities. He didn't know if it was just great genetics, or how hard Naruto pushed himself.

He approved of this young man though.

"Lets not chew the fat here, I forgot to tell Lala where I was heading, so I need to get back to her before she unleashes one of her inventions on the school to find me." Naruto stated to Zastin, since he had little time for this kind of thing when he had to protect everyone from Lala. While ALSO still managing to protect Lala.

Though, he had no clue what he was suppose to protect Lala from, or how he was going to be strong enough to protect the girl.

"You've really hit her personality, well the good news is that Gid-sama has approved of your engagement to Lala-sama. He wanted to send you a message to intimidate you, but I informed him that nothing he said could do that. He told me to simply be honest with you." Zastin explained the situation. Gid had wanted to send a message with his voice modified to sound deeper and more menacing, and threaten Naruto, in order to intimdate him into treating Lala well.

Zastin informed the man it was unneeded, and that Naruto was a man of honor and character. That he had personally witnessed it himself, and though that Gid had stated the intimidating was unneeded and decided that Zastin would just pass on the message for him.

"Then be honest." Naruto responded without hesitation.

"Gid-sama has announced to the galaxy that Lala-sama's groom has been chosen, you, and that until the date of the marraige the only way anyone can marry Lala-sama now is to take you out of the equation or steal her from you. This means you now have princes, dukes, and kings from planets all over the galaxy after your life... does this deter you from pursuing Lala-sama?" Zastin was smiling even as he asked.

The answer was obvious.

"Let them come and try it, I'll protect Lala's honor until my dying breath. Lala isn't a trophy wife to be used to get a throne, so there isn't anyone who can stop me from marrying her." Naruto stated without hesitating in his words. "Of course, I can't die either... that would make Lala really sad, and I can't do that either." Naruto stated with a frown.

He was in a difficult position.

Zastin just nodded.

"That is a good answer, and I will do my best to pro-"

"That's fine! I don't need protection, I'm the one who does the protecting." Naruto waved off Zastin's concern.

The man blinked.

"... That was a rather-"

"Drop it, anyway-" Naruto started, before the bathroom door opened and a robot dog with spiral eyes came into the bathroom with several sets of girl's panties. It went in front of Naruto and dropped them on the ground.

Lala came into the bathroom.

"There you are, I knew you were still somewhere on school grounds! I had my invention tracking you by the scent of your boxers-" Lala held up a pair of Naruto's boxers that she kept with her. Naruto was slightly taken back by the fact she had those, but said nothing simply because of the fact he was stunned into silence. "-but it seems instead of tracking you he wanted to track underwear. It took awhile, but lets go home now! I want to watch TV with you and eat more Earth food!" Lala paid no mind to the fact that she was entering the men's restroom and walked in and grabbed Naruto by the arm.

"Eh?" Naruto was confused.

"... Unlucky guy, but at least it isn't me." Zastin stated with a sigh, before he felt something very uncomfortable bite him between the legs. He howled in pain when Lala's invention went nuts and decided that it needed to get at the underwear he wore under his pants. Lala's inventions were strong enough to hurt him, that was more than for sure.

-With Lala/Naruto-

"Soooo... what did you and Zastin talk about?" Lala questioned curiously, since she didn't arrive with enough time to hear anything.

Naruto opened his mouth JUST as a student walking by them tossed a banana peel on the ground that he was done eating from. Naruto's foot landed right on top of the fresh peel, and he slipped right on it like perfectly time magic. Naruto's hands reached out towards Lala to grab onto her, but he noticed that his hands would latch right onto her breasts. Just as the tips of his fingers actually scraped against them, Naruto kicked his leg out straight into the air and balanced himself on a single leg. He extended both of his arms out to his sides, and the banana peel that had been kicked up into the air landed on top of his shoulder.

Lala started to clap.

"Woooooah, do it again, that was super cool!"

Naruto took a deep breath, before he readjusted himself into the standing position and tossed the banana peel on his shoulder into the trash can down the hall. Making a perfect shot in the process, while he was just confused about the simple fact that he nearly knocked Lala to the ground while groping her.

A tiny portal opened up behind Naruto, and a small hand came out and pushed against his back.

Naruto went flying towards Lala and grabbed onto her, knocking her down the stairs. Naruto used one hand to hold onto Lala closely, and he used his other hand to grab onto the railing. He corrected himself halfway down the stairs. He took a few steps down the stairs quickly as he adjusted himself once more while holding onto Lala. Naruto's hand went right under her shirt, and was pressing up against her stomach, but was only centimeters away from her breast.

"Who pushed-"

A small portal opened next to his feet, and tied his shoe laces together using the hands that came out of the portal. The second Naruto spoke while trying to step away from Lala, he tripped once more and sent himself flying down the stairs. He ended up sending Lala into the air above him.

Naruto, in mid-air, grabbed both of his shoes and ripped them off of his feet, before he tossed them away and landed on his feet.

Lala landed on his back with his head between her breasts as he looked out the window.

"Again!" Lala shouted, since that was three times in a row that Naruto did some amazing gymnastics and seemed to save himself from falling.

'Her tits are really soft, even though her clothes.' Naruto enjoyed the feeling of boobs on his head. Still, that didn't mean he didn't support Lala on his back as he started to walk down the stairs without his shoes. "Lets go home, can't wait to see what Mikan is making tonight." Naruto stated as he looked at his shoes.

Something weird was going on.

Chapter End!
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Note: Everyone should know who those hands belong to by this point.
Right now, a certain somebody is doing everything in his power to force Naruto to submit to the power of the Lucky Pervert.