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"See you two later, I'm going to drive back to the apartment and get back to work, be sure to give my love to Mikan!"

Saibai called out to them as he dropped them off at the house, despite the heavy rain being a little lighter than before, they were still forced to wear raincoats to protect themselves at least a little from the rain. They waved at him where he could see it, and he drove off without another spoken word to them.

...

"We don't speak a word about what happened on the trip." Naruto stated to Rito as he extended his hand.

Rito took it.

"Agreed, I could use a bath after all of that stress." Rito didn't hesitate to agree with Naruto that Mikan did not need to learn about what happened. They walked up to the front door and opened it up, with Naruto walking in first. The next event to happen, made Rito very glad that he didn't want into the house first.

Full force, absolutely all the force her little arms gave her, Mikan took the new baseball bat and gave it her hardest swing right into Naruto's stomach. Superhuman or not, his guard had been completely down in that moment, and he collapsed to the ground holding his gut in surprise pain.

A man did not expect to get attacked first thing when he walked into his own house after all.

"... He-hey Mikan... great to see you..." Naruto stood back up, and he greeted Mikan as she stepped into view. "You know... of course you know." Naruto stated to her when he looked into the living room and saw the news was on, and it was showing a replay of his daring rescue. It also showed Rito helping direct those who could move on their own to safety, which was a nice surprise.

Rito might not have been as brave as Naruto, but he had still helped in his own way. It was nice that his efforts had also been recognized.

"Don't hit me!"

"I'm not going to hit you, you didn't jump onto a car in the middle of a raging river, or do anything dangerous. Lala, do you have anything to say?" Mikan had instructed Lala on what she needed to say. She had gone over the details a lot with Lala, so that she could help her discourage this dangerous behavior.

Naruto put his own life in danger to help others, when it was NOT his job to do it, and eventually his luck was going to run out. He needed to understand that he had people that cared about him, and that every time he put himself in danger he freaked them out.

"You were so cool, like a superhero!"

"That is NOT what he talked about..." Mikan deadpanned when Lala rushed over to Naruto with sparkles in her eyes. She seemed to have forgotten that Naruto's life had been in danger, in favor of thinking his actions were cool.

Well, they were cool, but that didn't make them any less stupid.

"I'm going to take a bath... what's for dinner?" Rito asked Mikan as he started to head up the stairs. Lala was squeezing the life out of Naruto with a bone crushing hug, and in the end Mikan could see that was punishment enough for... nope, Naruto seemed to have conflicted feelings about Lala's hug as well.

'Fuck, I can't breath, but her boobs are so soft... I wish my face were a little lower than this.' Lala had got him in a hug while he was slouched over, and as a result his face was just barely above her boob level. His chin was pressing right into them, and she was squeezing him tight enough that he couldn't breath.

Lala literally dragged Naruto to the living room this way, before she released him when she was sitting on the couch.

"This is my favorite part, and they keep replaying it! The way you never stopped smiling, the way you protected everyone, it was like seeing you protect me all over again!" Lala gushed as she pointed at the TV screen, hopping up and down in her seat like an excited puppy. "Mikan thinks you're being stupid, but I think you're being the man I fell in love with, so I'll do my best to make you love me, so I can support you and protect you no matter how much danger you get in!" Lala lifted her arm up and flexed it.

She had very little visible muscle, but everyone in the house knew how strong those arms were.

"You don't need to protect me Lala, it's my duty to do the protecting... just..." Naruto tried to form the words, but he silenced himself by clenching his lips together. He wanted to complain and tell her off, but her innocent face made it really hard for him to do that to her. He sucked it up instead. "... instead of protecting me... how about just stay by my side?" Naruto offered.

She crossed her arms.

"Obviously I'm going to do that too. One day, you'll love me just as much as I love you... but that is going to be a challenge." Lala put her hand in her chin as she spoke. "I keep finding more out about you, and I keep falling more in love with you. It's going to be hard to get you to love me that much." Lala realized the flaw in her own statement.

She turned and faced Naruto, and she saw his nose was red, and she grinned when she realized that he was embarassed. Naruto rarely full face blushed it would seem, but when he was embarassed, his nose turned red.

"Well, I promise I'll do my best, and do whatever it takes-"

"Then lets take a bath together, just like how we met each other! We haven't taken a bath together in weeks, not since the first time!" Lala shouted when she got a great idea. "I want to relive the moment we met!" Lala's great idea had come in a flash, and with his promise to her, Naruto couldn't refuse her either.

"Sure, after Rito gets out-"

"Actually, I can wait... you two should go first." Rito sent Naruto a look towards Mikan, who seemed to be unsure of how to react to anything at the moment. Lala's bold declarations, and the way that Naruto didn't snap at Lala for them. Naruto snapped at him and Mikan when they were younger every single time they ever stated they would protect him one day, and eventually they just stopped telling him that.

Naruto had never been so... forced in his response before.

"Well... I'll go first then." Naruto stated as he got up from the couch, he did need a bath anyway with how just he worked over the hunting trip and what happened after. "I'll go get the bath water heated up." Naruto stated to Lala as he pat the top of her head.

"Okay!"

-10 Minutes Later-

"Yep, that seems hot enough... and boy did those clothes stink." Naruto spoke to himself, he did it whenever he needed to cool his head or adjust his thoughts.

He was going to take a bath with Lala for the first time in weeks.

'It's really been awhile since I actually took a bath with Lala, I'm actually feeling a little self-conscious about this...' Naruto repeated in his head as he finished tying a towel around his waist, taking several slow deep breaths to try and calm his pounding heart with limited success. 'Dammit, I really need to learn to think first before making prom-'

*Bzzzt* "-aaap!?"

The whiskered blonde's eyes snapped open when a loud buzz sound followed by a startled shout abruptly rang out right in front of him… and promptly felt his brain short-circuit when he was greeted to the sight of a butt-naked pink-haired girl that was NOT Lala.

Not unless Lala suddenly became nearly a foot shorter and cut most of her hair off since he saw her just five minutes ago.

'…Actually now that I think about it, knowing Lala that is totally something that could have happened.' Naruto thought idly as he and this new girl stared at each-other blankly for several moment. Before he could say or do anything though, she suddenly gasped in shock again as she started falling in his direction.

Stepping out of her way, he looped his arms around the girl as she fell past him on reflex, hooking one around her waist and the other across her chest to balance out her… top-heaviness.

Catching her, the girl that he was now realizing was NOT Lala due to her purple eyes, looked at him with shock at not only the fact that he caught her perfectly, but despite the fact that she SHOULD have landed with her lower lips on his mouth, the only perverted thing to happen to her was the fact that she got her chest slightly fondled by a VERY firm grip.

A warrior's strong and firm hand was on her breast quite tenderly.

"Not Lala... got it."

Were strange, pink haired, alien chicks going to fall into his life everytime he took a bath?

Chapter End!
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Can Naruto's skills hold up against BOTH Rito's Perverted Luck AND a certain pervert's manipulations, or will it take even more to defeat his resistance against the lucky pervert curse?