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'Damn, that is a hot piece of ass.'

"I bet that you won't be able to guess where we're going for our date... go ahead, try and guess."

He was Ressha Mosaku, and he was an experienced molester. Over 5 years of always picking the best targets for girls to grope, the shy, nervous ones who woudl make sure to never say anything. Girls that wore accessories on their butts were great targets, and girls who were excited about dates with their boyfriends tried their hardest not to make a scene when they were being groped so that the mood with their boyfriend didn't get ruined.

Girls with clearly dyed pink hair were also high on that list, and foreigners who didn't want to cause a scene.

This girl was the perfect target for him, and looking at the size of her ass and her tits, she was going to be a great squeeze for him.

"Let me guess... is it the greenhouses in the next town, is that why we're taking a train?" Naruto asked Lala with a knowing look, pretending that he was genuinely questioning her. The train was jam packed, with Lala pressed tightly to him. The train was so packed that they were practically sardines at the moment.

He smelled Mikan's shampoo on Lala, and his own body soap coming from her skin, combined with her own "Lala" scent.

"Maybe~!" Lala spoke in a sing-song voice.

Ressha went for it.

"GAH!"

Ressha paid a price for going for it, because the instant he reached for Lala's skirt, Naruto's hand acted like a self-defense system and shot out. Naruto grabbed the man's wrist, and there was a snapping sound as the man collapsed. Lala was so happy that they were going on a good date, that she didn't even notice that she had almost been molested, nor did she notice the molester that was crying with his hand going in the wrong direction. Ressha could only look through tear stained eyes as he made eye contact with Naruto.

Naruto's eyes said something.

That was your warning.

Ressha squeeled when Naruto's eyes hardened and told him what was going to happen next if he continued, or even made a scene. The second Lala caught wind of something being wrong, Naruto smiled at her and his eyes became kind again. Sensing nothing was wrong, Lala went back to her giddy self as Naruto sent another quick glance at the pervert on the floor.

'It's one thing when Rito does it on accident, I know he doesn't mean it... but guys like this are digusting.' Naruto sent his message with his eyes.

Rito had groped Lala a few times at the house.

On accident, which was the difference. Naruto knew that Rito was innocent at heart, and that it was only his perverted lucky lecher powers that were causing those accidents. There was nothing that could be done when he wasn't around to save Rito from the accidents he had. People that went out of their way to grope were the kind of perverts he had no patience for.

Naruto got off the train with Lala at the next stop.

Ressha was going to stand up, before a small foot shot out of the mess of people and kicked him between the legs. He screamed in agony, and all he could do was look up and see the panties of a younger girl with thinner legs as she walked after the young couple. He held his groan with a pained expression, before he yelped with another girl, between the ages of the first and second girl, stepped on junk as she passed over him. He got a peek at her panties, but he was so destroyed by his pain that he couldn't enjoy the fine ass before him.

-Later at the Garden-

"Oh... my... god... look at this Lala, it's a hybrid tea rose... it's got a beautiful color to it, and these thorns are so well taken care of." Naruto explained as he watered some of the roses in the greenhouse. This was the rose greenhouse, with entire bushes of roses of many different kinds, and even hybrid roses. "... it seems that somebody hasn't been keeping the dandelions from growing here." Naruto pointed to the base of the plant where the soil was.

Lala was confused by enjoying herself.

"So it's a weed... it looks like a flower though."

"Dandelions aren't JUST weeds, they are completely edible. I eat some of the dandelions that grow in our garden at home. They were filled with nutrients." Naruto showed as he knelt down to the ground with Lala kneeling next to him. "Not just the flower, but the roots and stem are edible too. They grow everywhere, and places all over the world eat them." Naruto ran his finger from the flower, down the stem, and to the soil as he explained the plant to her.

"Sounds tasty."

"It's not really tasty, just healthy. You can make dandelion tea though, which is tasty AND healthy. Still, you can't eat too much dandelion or you can suffer from oxalate poisoning." Naruto plucked the dandelion and he bit half of it off. He offered the flower to Lala, and she chomped the rest of it off.

She spat it out.

"Gross!"

"Not everyone likes it, and usually you wash them first." Naruto spat the flower in his mouth out onto the soil, since it had dirt on it. He chuckled at Lala licking her sleeve to get the taste of dirt out of her mouth. Naruto blinked and looked at the base of the rose bush nearby, but not the rose bush that he was in front of.

There was a hidden camera.

It was aimed up at an angle that any girls in skirts walking by would have their panties recorded and saved. Naruto frowned when Lala wasn't looking at him. He picked up a small rock from the soil, before he threw it at the camera. Lala blinked and looked up when she heard the sound of something breaking the second the rock sank into the lens and broke it. Naruto smiled in satisfaction as he ruined some dude's camera equipment.

"What was that?"

"About 40,000 to 50,000 yen down the drain." Naruto would guess that the camera was at least that expensive, hopefully it cost even more to replace.

"Huh?"

Wrapping his hand around hers, Naruto stood up and pulled Lala with him as he gave her an explanation on every flower and plant he knew of. His knowledge of plants was not perfect, and he couldn't explain everything about every plant, but what he could explain, he explained. Lala watched Naruto as he moved out of the greenhouse they were in, and walked her towards the next greenhouse with a wide smile on his face.

"Oooh, hey Naru-"

As soon as Risa and Mio appeared, two sets of hands came out of a bush, grabbed them, and pulled them into the bushes. Naruto looked back at the sound of the voice, before he saw familiar shoes hiding in the bushes nearby. and several sets of struggling feet in the bushes as well. His expression changed to deadpan, before he scratched the back of his head and sighed.

Seems there were some spies on the date.

-At Lunch-

"I don't think this is going to agree with my sleep later." Naruto shared a parfait with Lala as she ordered the largest, most "pretty" item on the menu. He was not a man with a sweet tooth, he liked savory and salty flavors, sometimes spicy, but he was not a many who much cared for sweets. He enjoyed some now and then, but Lala had ordered nothing but sweets. Such as she ordered his drink for him, a melon soda.

Lala just took her tiny spoon and enjoyed the parfait.

"I've never seen you eat at places like this, so I thought it would be fun for you to try something new." Lala spoke with a hand on her cheek, happily taking a slice of the fruit on the snack and eating it.

"Would the Master and Mistress enjoy the couples special, you can get a Doki Doki Smoothie at half off... you just need to kiss." The maid waitress spoke as she approached their table. She had a teasing smirk on her face.

Naruto stared at her.

She started to sweat nervously.

"You seem familiar." Lala stated as she looked at the girl's face and eyes, though she was wearing glasses. Naruto could see through the glasses right away.

It was Momo.

She was wearing a blue wig and glasses, and her tail was hidden underneath her skirt, but she was just messing around with them. He had been expecting some level of date interference from his sister, but to get it from Momo as well was just annoying. Naruto watched as a smaller maid waitress walked by with a smoothie with a single heart shaped straw that had 2 ends to it.

'I hope they enjoy the laxative.'

'Lala is going to thank me for the aphrodisiac.' Momo thought as she looked at Mikan, who was smiling as she placed the smoothie down on the table between Naruto and Lala. Naruto just stared at it, and he stared at Mikan in disguise. He looked at the manager of the store, and saw it was a familiar face as well.

Zastin.

In disguise, but it was clearly Zastin and his 2 men that were working in the back of the store. How Lala didn't recognize them was shocking, but what was more was how all of them seemed to be either trying to ruin the date, or whatever it was Momo was trying to do.

"It looks delicious, come on Naruto, pucker up!" Lala put her hands on the table and leaned over it to get a kiss.

"I'm allergic to blueberry, so I can't drink this."

Mikan's jaw dropped at the blatant lie Naruto told as he looked directly into her face, and he knew that she wasn't allowed to call him on his lie. Momo sighed in disappointment, before she started to drink the smoothie herself. Naruto looked at Mikan with a raised eyebrow as the girl froze as she watched Momo drink the smoothie.

"You're allergic to blueberry?"

"Super allergic, just touching them could kill me." Naruto lied with no hesitation, none at all, and Mikan looked like she was dying to make a comment on it. Momo just went into the back of the store, before she came back a few minutes later with a different smoothie. This time it wasn't blueberry flavored, this time it was bright yellow.

"Try our Honey Banana smoothie then." Momo spoke as she placed it down between them.

Naruto just looked at her.

Naruto grabbed Lala and pulled her over the table, before he locked lips with her in a display that shocked both Momo and Mikan. Zastin dropped a glass that he was cleaning, and his henchmen stopped what they were doing as he made out with Lala in front of the entire store. He would steal glances at Momo and Mikan though, both of whom were blushing as they watched the sensual display that was going on in front of them.

When Naruto ended the kiss (no tongue), Lala was smiling happily with pink cheeks, a super goofy grin on her face as she grabbed onto Naruto's hand.

"I knew this place was a good idea, you're having so much fun!" Lala exclaimed with the happiest smile all day. Her tail was wagging more happily than it usually was, and the heart shaped end of her tail was twitching in happiness. "That kiss tasted like the parfait too, usually your kisses are kind of lemony." Lala licked her lips.

Mikan blinked when she realized that this was NOT their first kiss.

"Lemon water, it's a really healthy drink. Just be careful, the lemon can ruin your teeth if you use too much. It's REALLY refreshing after a workout." Naruto explained to Lala as she completely forget about the smoothie in front of them. Naruto really was having fun, but it wasn't just because of the date.

Seeing Momo and Mikan blushing up storms at the romantic display was great, but even greater was the fact that he was ruining their plans. Naruto got up and he pulled Lala with him, since she forgot about the smoothie, he could pull this off. Naruto went over to the "manager" and he leaned across the counter. Naruto leaned closer to Zastin, who did his best to try and make it seem like he was not the alien they knew.

"... You're covering the bill Tako-kun."

"Yessir..." Zastin sighed as he leaned forward, knowing full well that he had been caught helping Momo with her plan. Well, helping wasn't exactly right, more like Momo had forced him to go along with the plan.

-Off Planet-

"So... the welp has an allergy to these blueberries that Earthlings eat... and just touching it could kill him. I knew I was right to send my spy drones in. What is better, is that people have been following him all day, and he hasn't even noticed them... assassinating him and stealing Lala will be so easy."

Some alien prince was going to be in for a horrible surprise.

Chapter End!
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