Disclaimer: First Chapter
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"So... you're one of Lala's suitors then?"

Mikan was the most calm kidnapping victim that anyone could expect, as if she had experienced being kidnapped before. Which she had, it happened when some people who wanted to set up their small time gangs wanted to set up in their town. Naruto was well known for destroying any gangs in the area, so they would often times try to kidnap her in order to force him to back down and leave them alone.

This was her first time being kidnapped by an alien prince though.

"Is that your penis... because if it is... gross." Mikan looked at the penguin-like alien creature who had a pretty well built body, humanoid in shape and form. Only his tail was on the front of his crotch and not the back of it. It was strangely large, but had no balls or any indication that it was his penis.

"It's my glorious front tail, not those disgusting genitals you mammal species possess."

"I'm a girl, I don't have a penis." Mikan deadpanned at her kidnapper, who didn't seem to know the difference between male and female mammals. "... So no penis, how do you breed?" Mikan raised an eyebrow when she calmly conversed with her kidnapper, and his group. He had a group of smaller leaner penguin-like men of his same species.

"... How do we breed?"

"I have no clue."

"You're a very... calm kidnap victim... you do know we're going to kill your brother, and then sell you to the highest bidder as a slave, correct?" The royal penguin prince asked Mikan as he leaned down to the tied up girl. She looked at him with completely unafraid eyes that spoke volumes of the confidence that she had in her situation. "... by human standards, you must be quite homely... barely any tits at all... and you're quite short."

"Actually, I'm very pretty by human standards... and I'm actually tall for my age, and not all girls have big boobs. Anyway, having smaller boobs makes it easier for me to hide my GPS chip in my bra." Mikan stated as she shifted around in the robes containing her enough to shift her bra around, until a small black contained chip came out of her top of her bra. She strained her neck and nibbled the top of it, before she pulled it out of her shirt.

She spat it out on the ground.

"GPS? What a strange sounding earthling device."

"It stands for Global Positioning System, it lets some people know where I am at all times. I carry one in my bra, and my brother Rito has started to carry one his back pocket. Skirts don't allow me to carry very much, and my bra is a great holder." Mikan calmly stated as she started to smile.

"... So?"

"My brother is going to know where I am, and when he gets here... you guys aren't going to survive." Mikan stated with absolute certainty. She already checked the security cam outside of their house one day to learn that Naruto had killed and burned an alien that had broken into their home. She said nothing about knowing to anyone, but she could easily see these guys earning themselves a similar fate. "... So tell me, what kind of slave am I going to be... it will decide if Naruto just hurts you or kills you." Mikan crossed her legs in confidence.

"Heh... heheheheh... it's true, we aren't a match for his physical strength. We are actually only as strong as the average earthling... but we know his deadly weakness. We have a way to kill your brother and take Lala for our own... and no longer will we be nomads who travel the galaxy for a home... we will rule the galaxy."

Mikan just smiled.

"I'm just going to tell Naruto sex slave, that way he will kill you. Now, I've actually got a question for you. This is an abandoned warehouse, so do you think he will come through the door, the window, or the ceiling?" Mikan gestured with her eyes to the various different places that Naruto could enter the building from.

Her words were scary.

The correct answer for any sane person would be the door, but the way she phrased that sent a shiver down the spines of every one of his nomadic empire. There were audible gulps all around as Mikan's words started to get to them.

"... We're not scared of your brother."

"Of course you're not, you said you have his weakness. The last person who said they knew his weakness... well... they could never reattach that part of his body. He thought he would try to scare me by licking my face... my brother is really scary when he's angry." Mikan spoke dangerous words.

"Emperor... this girl is... she is WAY too calm."

"I think we might have kidnapped the wrong little girl."

"Not a little girl, I'm old enough to consent if I want to. I'll have you know that I'm practically the matriarch of the house I live in. Anyway... so... you'll sell me to live the rest of my days as some perverts little loli sex slave... tsk, tsk, tsk... my brother isn't going to be happy. He might not even use the door, window, or the ceiling... he might just come through the floor, drag you all straight to hell." Mikan's eyes told tales of the horrors that were going to befall them, and the men surrounding her started to back away from her slowly.

"Scary!"

"He is literally a human, he's not much stronger than us! He literally can't come through the floor-" The Prince Penguin shouted to his scared men.

An arm broke a hole through the wall.

A strong hand grabbed one of their beaks, before their head was smashed against the wall with enough force to flatten the back of their skull. The hand let go of the corpse to allow it to fall to the floor, and Naruto peeked through the hole in the wall.

"Ah... he picked the wall, you guys are REALLY screwed." Mikan chirped happily as she kicked her legs back and forth. "Hey Naruto! They said they were going to sell me into sexual slavery after they killed you and made Lala into their gangbang whore!" Mikan called out to her brother.

"WHAT!?"

Naruto shattered himself a hole in the wall to walk through, the bricks not holding against his punches very well. He didn't even pay attention as part of the wall collapsed around him as he walked through it.

"MEN! THROW THE SECRET WEAPON!"

Naruto blinked in surprise.

ALL of the living penguin men started to throw blueberries at him, and Naruto just looked at the blueberries as they bounced off of his skin and fell to the ground. Naruto's jaw dropped when he saw the weapon of choice, before he sent a confused look to Mikan, his rage subdued by the sheer fact that they were trying to kill him with fruit.

Their secret weapon was blueberries.

"Hahah! You can't beat us, even now we're attacked you with your weakness. Your dreaded blueberry, can you feel yourself dying? Die, become a stepping stone..." The Penguin Prince stopped talking as Naruto leaned down to the ground, and he grabbed a handful of blueberries. He then proceeded to put them all in his mouth, chew them up, and swallow them. "... why aren't you dead?"

...

"Why isn't he dead?" Penguin Prince asked Mikan, and she just smiled after her own confusion was ended.

"Since you guys are so stupid, I'm not going to make any of you suffer long."

"So you'll let us go?"

Naruto punched the minion who asked that in the chest and collapsed it, causing him to collapse while holding his heart for a mere moment, before the life left his body. Naruto cracked his knuckles and started to walk towards the group.

"You won't suffer for long."

"... You see, my brother would do anything for his family. He will beat you for hurting the weak, and he will beat you for causing trouble... but if you mess with family, and he can get away with killing you, you won't see the light of day ever again." Mikan explained as blood splattered across her face. She closed her eyes so that she couldn't see the bloodshed, and so that she wouldn't get any of it in her eyes.

It wasn't even minutes later.

*Crunch*

Naruto snapped the robes holding her in bondage, before he grabbed her GPS off of the ground and slipped it back into her bra. She stood up and rearranged her bra so that it was more comfortable for her once more, before she used Naruto's shirt to wipe the blood smears off of her face.

"I'm going to keep my eyes closed."

"... It's better you don't open them." Naruto admitted as he looked around at the carnage. "... I let my temper get the better of me again." Naruto was a lot calmer than we he started his rampage. His rampage didn't last long, only several seconds as he killed each and every alien that had kidnapped and threatened his family, but it was long enough for him to turn them into bloody and unfit-for-showing corpses.

"It's fine, just don't do this to humans, as long as you stop at sending them to the hospital, it's fine."

"... No seriously, I think I have serious anger issues."

"You killed kidnappers and slave dealers... it's not like killed good people, you killed scumbags in order to protect your family. They also tried to kill you, so don't feel too bad." Mikan kept her eyes closed, because she was sure she would feel very different if she actually looked at what had happened to the aliens who had kidnapped her. She could be as calm as she wanted due to her kidnap victim experience, but seeing corpses was something she was not used to at all.

Naruto poked her chest.

"NEVER leave home without this GPS, now we know aliens will kidnap you too, and always let me know where you are going from now on." Naruto poked right where she kept her chip hidden. She nodded and gave Naruto a quick hug, before she let go and started to walk.

She walked into a wall.

So Naruto held her hand and walked her out of the warehouse.

Alien or no alien, this was just another kidnapping for Mikan. She smiled with her cheeks flushing as she held her eldest brothers hanxd as he walked her around all of the corpses, not letting her near any of them.

No hands made her feel safer than the ones holding her own right now.

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