It's finally time to start the story with the first chapter! I don't have anything to say right now so... Onto the story!
Edit:if you are here because you got an information about an update there's nothing here just changed 2 sentences (at the end of this chapter.)
When he woke up all he could see was the sun. God I fucking hate you. He groaned. As Ken thought about it as he took a look at his new room. "I still can't believe that I am here... Just hardly a month ago I still lived by myself in the states, now I have a step family. I mean I had them before but I didn't want to depend on them. " Ken grinned
"KEN! Breakfast is ready! Get yourself together and come downstairs!" Yelled at him a familiar voice from downstairs "I'm coming just give me a minute!" Ken shouted as he started to get up from his bed, suddenly his head started to throb and he fell onto the bed while groaning. "ugh..." Did I drink anything yesterday? As he looked around the room he found no bottles of alcohol laying around. Ok... that's a no go. Maybe it's related to that strange dream that I had but... What was it about? I can't recall any details about it.
He thought about it for a while. Well no point worrying about it. Ken shakes his head lightly. I'm just goona lay down and wait for the pain to end. After a few minutes he could finally get out of bed and start his morning routine. He choosed his clothes for school and went into the bathroom for the hot shower that he needed.
After he got out of shower and put the clothes on he started to brush his teeth. When he looked at the mirror what he saw was a young 18 year old teenager who was slightly taller than average. He has a spiky black hair and at the end of his spikes black color turns to red. He is wearing the standard Kuoh Academy boys' school uniform, which consists of a black blazer over a white, long-sleeved dress shirt with black highlights with a black ribbon on the collar, matching black pants, and brown dress shoes. His name is Ken Takenawa. After taking a look at himself he continued to brush his teeth.
As he completed his task of brushing his teeth and exited bathroom he stumbled onto his step-brother Issei Hyoudou who was walking to the bathroom, both of them stopped and for a moment they stayed opposite of each other but then Ken walked past him without a word. Issei seeing this he got pissed at him and started to yell at him. "oh c'mon are you really gonna be acting like that because of one little mistake?!" Ken stopped and didn't say anything but stood there after a while he turned around and Issei saw in his eyes anger. "Mistake?" he started with a calm tone. "Y-you..." Ken started to shake with anger and Issei has started panicking. "YOU HAD STOLEN ALL Of MY MANGA AND GAVE IT TO YOUR FRIENDS! "
"Wait! You don't understand! The girls in these Mangas had perfect oppai. And Motohama and Matsuda said that that they will tell me measurements of the onee-samas of kuoh academy! Their oppais are s-"
Onee-samas? Ken thought about it and decided to leave this topic for later because now he has some other issues to take care of. Ken stopped Issei from his monologue about "Why oppais are the best thing that exist in the universe" It always baffled him, why does he even have one in the first place? when he saw his perverted face. "You know what?" He asked "What?" "you'll do for me one thing and we're OK." Ken said while hiding his mischievous smirk
"Alright then said it already. I would do anything to apologize to you." Issei said impatiently, he wanted to apologize to his brother about stealing his Mangas, but he didn't have an opportunity to do it. Now he could do it. "You'll give me some of your ero-manga." Wait did he said anything? He will do anything except THAT. "Wai-" Before Issei said anything else Ken already Shot past him to his room.
"NOOOOOOOOOOO!" Issei yelled while chasing his brother to stop him from taking anything from his precious collection.
Just a normal morning in the Hyoudou household.
after taking some things from Issei's room to his room, and Issei begging and crying anime tears to not take anything from him, saying that his precious "treasures" are worth nothing cause Ken doesn't usually read porn. After this they both headed downstairs and greeted their parent's.
"Hi mom, hi dad." they said simultaneously
"Ah! Hello Issei, Ken I hope you had a great morning."
Issei stifled a sad cry while Ken happily smiled "I had a great morning what about you Issei?" Ken asked while still smiling. Issei just glared at him and did a thumbs up to his parents.
"Well I'm sorry to end your game of
"torture Issei" Ken but you two have a school in an hour so you need to hurry up and eat." Mr. Hyoudou said hapilly knowing that soon one of his sons could find a girlfriend now that they are in New school but Ken and Issei were oblivious to his thoughts and just proceeded to eat their breakfast with their parents when suddenly Mrs Hyoudou said something important
"Besides that today is your first day in a new school Ken now that you came to live with us and not in states. And you came to this school week later Tha others so you'll need someone to fill you in, i hope you find some good friends." Mrs hyoudou said kindly "Now we can't have you late on your first day in a new school. I know that you probably don't need Issei (HEY!) but be a good boy and don't break any rules." Ken kindly smiled and answered "of course mo-" He suddenly was interrupted by his mom "Oh... And remember you are one of a very few boys in the 3 years, so try not to be blindsided by girls and learn at school and not Leer at women like your brother."
Ken laughed while Issei choked on his food
And that's how the day began at the Hyoudou household.
" So... This is the great Kuoh Academy? Looks pretty great" asked Ken "Well it's your fault, i know that you got here a week ago but you could get out and just explore Kuoh" Issei said exasperated "What did you say!? My fault? Then if it is my fault then pray oh tell me who stayed in his room for the whole week masturbating to his 10000 yen ero manga?!"
Yelled frustrated Ken. Issei clutched his shirt where his heart was as if something hit him to the very core.
"What did you say...? IT WASN'T 10000 Yen!
How dare you insult me and my love for oppai! I would never buy something so cheap. It cost me 25000 yen I would never cheap on something like the perfect oppai!"
You really are too far gone, oh brother. Thought Ken to himself while having a look of shock from hearing the price.
When Issei finally came back to his senses after the meltdown, he wanted to ask Ken a question that suddenly popped into his mind.
Issei came behind him and touched him on the shoulder unfortunately (for Ken) Ken wasn't paying any attention, so when Issei sprung behind him to ask him a question Ken jumped and scream like a sissy.
Issei laughed so hard that he had to clutch his stomach and fell down to the pavement. Ken was really lucky that no one was here or else he would die out of embarrassment, at first when he saw Issei on the floor he was pissed, but then a thought occurred to him and a smirk a really evil smirk morphed onto his face.
Issei stopped laughing when he saw his brother's smirk and got a really bad feeling but when he blinked the smirk was gone and in its place was an innocent smile... Too innocent for his taste, but he pushed the felling deep inside his mind guessing that he's just over thinking things.
Ken helped Issei up from the ground and asked Issei a question while he was dusting himself off "So~" said Ken in a sing-song voice. "hm?" Issei answered with a hum
"So Mr perverted oppai king. Did you find any girl you like?" Ken asked in genuine curiosity.
"Of course! There are so many opp-!" Ken stopped Issei "You know what I meant, are you just avoiding my question? Besides if you tell me now then I won't suddenly snatch her from you." Said Ken jokingly
Issei looked like he didn't caught the joke and then he did a sigh "Well Ken, any girl who would want to be with you is gonna be extremely lucky, you're a great guy and you're not me..." Issei looked like he lost all hope in having a girlfriend well its big brother's job to take care of your sibling he thought while hiding a small smile.
Ken took an exasperated gasp and Issei looked at him weirdly. "Issei how could you say that? You're a great guy and I promise you, YOU. WILL. BE. BETTER. THAN. ME. Hey i mean look at yourself now, yes you are a pervert, an oppai king but you're a kind and a good hearted man." Ken said with a smile.
Issei was looking at him for a short while and then suddenly hugged him. "Thanks Ken..."
Issei separated from Ken and stood proudly
"Well enough of the sappy crap its time to ask you a question and that is..." he paused
"Do you even know what is the best part of this school?!" Issei asked excited. Ken pretended to think for a moment before he answered him with a confused tone of voice but in his mind, he smirked when his plan to teach Issei a lesson to not laugh at him was proceeding rather smoothly. "That There are 3 naked Girls behind you that want you to touch their oppai? " Issei made big eyes and wanted to turn around but before he could do it he stopped like he was turned into a stone and it's because of what Ken said to him right now.
"If you turn around I will burn your special edition of "The magical girl with big milkers and her brown haired midget of a sidekick" and the signed copy of standard edition to."
When Ken saw what Issei displayed on his face he started to laugh with a tone filled full of mischief.
Issei wasn't sure what to do, his special edition of ero-manga came with couple more drastic drawings than the standard version but... There are naked Girls behind him! He will finally see some true oppais. Touch them, lick'em and fondle them, Maybe even SLEEP on them but most importantly he could finally be a MAN. Not some loser of a virgin, taste the nirvana! With these thoughts in mind he bid farewell his favorite porn and with a shout full of determination he turned around. Ken was surprised he made this decision so quickly.
"HERE I COMEEEEE!" but when he turned around he was as white as sheet of paper.
What he saw was... NOTHING! NOOOOOO! How could you Ken! I trusted you!
When Issei got a grip on himself he finally turned around only to nearly die at the sight that was in front of him. What he saw was Ken with a malicious smirk and in his left hand was his ero-manga but what caught his attention was the item that he was holding in his right hand.
What he saw in his right hand was something made of silver in a shape of slick looking rectangle, engraved on it was a weird looking sword, it was one side bladed sword but it looked so fleshy? Through Issei went chills but he didn't know why. In the center of the sword was a red gem. The borders of the rectangle were decorated with luxurious gold decorative lines. He recognized it, it was Ken's family heirloom, a lighter, a very beautiful lighter and that realization made him move faster than anything in his life before.
Ken opened the lighter and started the fire.
Issei was getting closer but so was the fire, he was so close, so so close! Issei was so close to him and the lighter was mowing slower than him so he started grinning, thinking That he could still save his best porn. Ha! You didn't think that I could be that fast did you Ken! I will save it for OPPAI! Issei was so focused on his task so much that he didn't caught a slight smirk on Ken's face.
Issei was now almost touching his manga but what he didn't reconsider is that Ken always has a plan ready to execute, and this time wasn't an exception so he started his three step plan.
When Ken saw Issei so close he quickly put his plan in motion. He stopped the fire from his lighter, dodged Issei as he flew by (step one dodge Issei! COMPLETE! ) and opened manga on the "defeat Issei page" what is that page you ask? Well it's really simple its just a page with a full blown oppai on it (and naked too)!
Ken showed his brother the manga, and Issei immediately went into a perverted trance where the only thing he says is "he he oppai~" (step two defeat Issei thanks to his perversion! COMPLETE!)
And now! Ken thought with almost crazy smile It's time for killing blow!
While Issei was still in a trance his mind didn't register that Ken started the fire from his lighter again, and then before his eyes the best oppai Issei had ever seen got burned right in front of his face. (Step three killing Issei's mind! COMPLETE!) He couldn't say anything, the word he wanted to say just died in his mouth before they even got a chance to make a sound. After a few minutes of Issei rebooting to working system he finally looked at Ken and what he saw. It made his blood boil!
He! The man that destroyed his young dream, his hard work of standing 13 hours in queue so he could buy it! The pure perfection that was (the key word here is WAS) the porn that was just burned! Was... GRINNING! And that made his blood boil so much that he started running towards Ken and tried ramming into him, only to find that just sidestepped his attack still grinning, it only fueled his anger.
He once again runned towards Ken this time trying to strike him straight into his jaw, but Ken once again evaded and even started to laugh and clap at him! As if he was some free entertainment for him, he will show him!
Issei now started running faster than before at Ken and it surprised him, though he would never tell that to anyone. Issei was punching, kicking he even throw a headbutt once! But his brother always was evading them.
Ken while he evaded Issei's attack brought up his phone to see what time it is. while he was far from getting tired they only got 10 minutes left. As he thought about their situation he evaded another punch to the head and a kick to the gut. Hmm... I think I will let him let go some of his steam it should be fine as long as we won't be late to classes. And so he started evading Issei's strikes as they were approaching him.
But when's enough is enough the responsible one must call time, and stop the violence with their words!
...
When was he ever responsible? Eh... I don't care I'll just do it in my own way! Suddenly he stopped evading and Issei took this opportunity to strike, unfortunately for him though his brother is a bitch, and grabbed his punch. Issei was surprised to say the least, he started to think now that his brother stopped his fist, the fight's over. Oh how wrong he was. The next moment his brother twisted his arm behind his back and thrown him through himself, but Ken wasn't finished and he waited for his chance at the surprise attack.
As Issei was on one knee, he didn't expect a hit at the back of his head. He started crying anime tears as his head started growing bumps. Ken seeing this had stone and commented his pathetic display by saying "don't be a bitch. C'mon it's time, the classes are starting besides I need you to show me my third year class." he said smiling as he helped Issei get up.
"So what class are you Ken? I need to know this information so I can lead you to it." Issei said with thoughtful face. "I'm in the class..." He paused looking at his paper. "3-C" Issei stopped and started crying anime tears.
"I can't believe it! You are the luckiest man alive." Issei said while sniffing. "and why am I the luckiest?" asked Ken while tilting his head to the left.
Issei looked at him and he could swore that for a moment, he saw 3 question marks above his head. At Ken' s question Issei smiled his perverted smile "I forgot to tell you about Rias-senpai and Akeno-senpai the greatest beauties of Kuoh Academy!"
Ken looked at him and then started to laugh "Man! Just because I have some girls in my class doesn't mean that I'm going to be like a dog to them. Issei no offence (huh!? Issei yelled in the background). But now I think it's time to go to our classes. So lead the way my tour guide! I'm so happy that I don't have to pay you." Said happily Ken.
"oh right I almost forgot to tell you." Hyoudou said as they started walking for Ken's class "what is it?"
"If someone asks you about your family don't tell them we're related." He said seriously "And why is that? It's only been a week since school started, what bad reputation could you get to tell me to not say we're related?" Ken started to laugh and Issei had a small smile. While Ken was laughing Issei started explaining "well you know that I want to be a harem king, and I am a big pervert?" Ken started to eye Issei suspiciously "yes?"
"Well... I am in the group that's called the perverted trio, so people don't really like us so because of me you could have tainted reputation because of me." He stopped talking just when they got to Ken's classroom
"alright you be alright now man." said Issei to Ken "You won't have me as a tour guide for the next class so ask some of your classmates." he said as he started to walk away "Aye capt'n!" Ken saluted. "Besides this isn't the first school I had ever been to, you know!" he said loudly enough so Issei could hear him
As he was about to enter the classroom the teacher walked where he was standing
"Oh! Could you be the new student by any chance?" Ken without showing a surprise on his face that the teacher talked to him responded with a nod "That's great!" she clapped her hands "You're just on time too. So when I say that you can come into the class, you will go in and share some thing about yourself any questions?" Ken shaked his head "Great! Now. Wait here."
After a few minutes the teacher finally called him in. Finally he thought. Ken suppressed a sigh when he walked into the class and stood at the center of it.
"Now young man, please tell us your name?" asked the teacher
Ken smiled and bowed "my name is Ken Takenawa I hope you will take good care of me!"
Author note
Alright so this is the first real chapter to this story i thought writing would be easy, but it isn't and I thought I could easily write 10000 word per chapter but well guess I have to take small steps. My goal for this story is to not abandon it at least unril it reaches 25000 words. Then I could make it my ambition to have this story be 50000 or even 100000. But this thought is so far in time that I will just have the first goal 25000 words. But enough chit chat hope you had a great read! Bye!
