"So that's what she's up to, hm?"
Starswirl watches Luna from a floating crystal ball. An old woman sits atop it, barely any bigger than the ball itself, chuckling as she watches from her spot.
"Twelve years old and already she's out and about, eh? Is this thing normal of Equestrians?"
Starswirl strokes his beard closing his eyes to think.
"It isn't uncommon for us to seek out the company of others, yes. I worry for her future."
The elder woman floats away from Starswirl before summoning the image of Bikini within her crystal ball.
"Is that why you're letting this one stay on Earth? You aliens are quite confusing."
"I've your payment here."
He takes out a series of gold bars from his pocket, but Baba narrows her eyes at him.
"How will I know that isn't just a mud brick you transmuted into gold, hm?"
He scoffs and tosses it at her much to her surprise.
"I'm not like that Crane fool. I honor my side of the bargain."
He turns ready to make his leave, but Baba floats in front of him with a slightly annoyed look.
"Oh don't get your beard tangled in a twist! This is a bit much even for a simple divination so I'll let you have a free one now."
Starswirl raises a brow at the fortune-teller's gracious act, but only nods at her for the offer, after all he knew the value of her power. They watch as the crystal ball swirls before an image of a demon being freed from a sealed container.
Goku looks around idly floating on Nimbus as Bulma and Bikini look over the radar. Bikini scratches her head.
"This village is pretty empty... Does anyone even live here?"
Bulma pockets the radar with a huff.
"There'd have to be people here! It looks way too nice to have been abandoned. Either way, one of these houses has a Dragon Ball, I'm sure of it."
Bikini looks through one of the many windows.
"No one seems to be inside... Ah! But this house has tea on the stove!"
Goku goes over to the door and knocks on it.
"Grandpa said that's dangerous if left alone. Someone's gotta be in here, right?"
After waiting, he punches through the door, opening the door from the inside. Bulma sighs with a deadpan.
"Brute strength is all you know how to do, huh?"
"Heehee! Anyone home?"
Goku calls out as he steps inside. A shadow comes running at him from inside the house, an ax in hand comes down on Goku's head.
"D-Die you monster!"
"Wh-?"
The ax breaks against Goku's skull, not even splitting his hair, although it leaves a nasty bump on his head. Goku rubs his small injury with a whine.
"Oww! What was that for?!"
A balding man steps back cowering in fear before he drops to his knees.
"D-Don't take my daughter, O Great Oolong!"
Goku only tilts his head as Bikini enters to check his bump.
"Oolong? I'm not Oolong, I'm Goku!"
"Goodness, you're not just strong, you're incredibly durable too?"
Goku giggles at her while the poor man looks between them.
"Y-You're not Oolong...? Oh! I'm so sorry!"
The people of the town gathered at the center, the mayor being the man who attacked Goku lowers his head to the trio, gesturing to a young girl by his side.
"You see, we've been plagued under the cruel rule of a monster named Oolong. He's a shape-shifting demon, who's true form we don't even know! He comes to our village and takes a young girl from a family as his wife. We never see them again, but he comes back for another after some time! I can't take it anymore!"
Bikini gasps in horror.
"What a terrible creature. Something must be done about this-! Ow!"
Bulma interrupts her by pulling on her hair.
"Not that I like this either, but we're not exactly here to slay monsters, remember?"
The mayor huffs with shoulder slumped.
"As if anything could slay Oolong. He's far too massive for anything pierce his hide, I'm sure of it."
Bikini slaps Bulma's hand away ignoring the older girl sticking her tongue out at her.
"You're sure of it? Has anyone tried to face him?"
The people all shook their heads.
"W-We're too scared to even try to raise a hand against him."
"He takes such horrifying forms..."
"Seriously! He's massive I bet that explosion I heard not too long ago was him! He was probably moving a mountain!"
Bulma rolls her eyes at the village's superstitious beliefs, but then she smiled as she remembered why they were there. taking out one of the Dragon Balls.
"I think we can sort this out, but only if you have something like this!"
Everyone looked at each other confused trying to figure out what the small sphere even is, but one old woman widens her eyes in exclamation.
"Ah! I have something like that! One moment..."
She holds out a Dragon Ball with six stars on it.
"My grandmother had found it when she was a really small girl. If this is all you want to get rid of Oolong though I'll happily depart with it!"
Bulma cheers ready to take it on the spot, but Bikini stops her with a gracious smile to the elder.
"We'll take it after the deed is done, ma'am. Right Bulma, Goku?"
Bulma nods satisfied with finding her goal.
"Of course! We'll have to use our heads for this one. A shape-shifter sounds pretty dangerous!"
She then looks to Goku with a sneer.
"And I have the perfect idea...~ Hey! What are you doing?!"
Goku pats the old woman down getting a blush from the elder.
"Oh! So you're a girl!"
"My, my, such a bold young man!~"
Bulma pulls Goku away by his hair grumbling...
Bikini watches with Bulma from inside the house.
"Are you sure this will work?"
Bulma snickers as she watches a young girl stand out in the open idly adjusting her head wrap and dress. Heavy stomps sound and the attention is on an arriving giant. A towering ogre in a bridal tuxedo. Oolong bellows in a booming voice.
"THERE YOU ARE MY BRIDE! READY TO LEAVE?"
Goku turns around as he was instructed to from Bulma before speaking in a fake nervous tone.
"N-No, not yet..."
The ogre leans side to side, trying to see his prized bride's face.
"OHO!~ YOU MUST BE SCARED! IS THAT IT?"
That couldn't be farther from the truth. Goku squirms and fidgets in place due to his full bladder. He turns after hearing a strange poof hoping that the big monster left so he could pee. Instead, a handsome man in similar attire stands there waiting for him.
"Is this much better, young lady?"
"Uh..."
Immediately, Bulma runs out of the house despite Bikini's attempts to call her back.
"What a hunk!"
"B-Bulma wait, he can change his shape!"
Oolong looks to a now entranced Bulma with a raised brow as the girl runs out to him.
"Huh? Who are you? You want to be my bride instead?"
"Of course! I'm Bulma, sixteen years old!"
"Oh yeah, what's your breast size?"
Bulma proudly pushes her breasts together with a huge smile.
"Eighty-five!"
Oolong turns away from her blushing madly. This girl is practically throwing herself at him, even if she's older than him, she's big enough for him to get a puff-puff! His attention is taken away from his lecherous desires as he hears water running. He turns to Goku seeing him lift the hem of his dress to pee.
"W-What!? That was a boy this whole time-?! You Tricked Me!?"
Oolong shouts angrily as he turns into a large boar. Bulma, blinking from surprise, would be pulled back by Bikini by her hair.
"Oh man, what a filthy pig!"
"You're one to talk, Bulma! Handsome men being your weakness is quite problematic!"
Bikini then shouted out to Goku as she and Bulma ran back into the house.
"Goku! Stop him! Try to capture him so we can figure out where those other girls are!"
Goku discards the dress smiling as he holds his Power Pole out.
"Yeah! I bet he'll taste real good after some time in a fire!"
Oolong takes a step back confused as to why this small child would even think of taking him on.
"H-Hey! You're seriously thinking of taking me on?! A-A-Aren't I scary lookin'?!"
Goku stares at the large boar for a moment before grinning.
"No way! You look tasty!"
Oolong grits his teeth at that. This kid is insane! His eyes then move to the town clock which only makes his heart race faster. He's running out of time.
"W-Well... SEE YA AROUND!"
Goku gasps as Oolong flees cowardly. The boar cuts a turn behind a fence just narrowly escaping Goku's sight. In that moment, his form changes in a puffy cloud into a small pig-man in a militant uniform, and casually leans against the fence as Goku runs up to him.
"Hey! Did a huge boar run by here?!"
"Yeah. He went that way."
Goku runs off leaving Oolong to snicker to himself as he makes a plan, only for him to stumble to the side from a rock falling on his head.
"Ow-! Hey! Who threw that at me?!"
Bikini, floating down from above on the Flying Nimbus glares down at Oolong.
"So THAT'S what you look like, isn't it? I got worried for Goku and decided to follow him, but if you were really all that scary and strong, you would've just attacked him in the Town!"
"A-Ahh! W-Well-!"
"And that rock I threw made you shout in pain... You're... Actually very weak!"
Oolong stammers and quakes as he desperately looks for an escape. That is before he leaps high with a yelp! Goku, having noticed Bikini and heard her, thrusted his Power Pole right into the pig's butt. He grins and places it back on his back.
"Well I'll be! You're even smaller than I am!"
"Don't shove things in people's asses! What kind of monster are you!?"
The two return with Oolong bound in rope. The village all gather around the trio amazed.
"T-That's his true form...?"
"Look how small he is!"
"I don't even want to punish him when he looks so pathetic."
Bulma shakes her head sighing as she steps up to Bikini.
"And you told me to be careful. You went off on your own recklessly! What if he was a monster?"
Bikini's cheeks flush as she looks to the ground.
"I-I didn't want to stand idle... But there's something more important to talk about!"
Bikini glares at Oolong which sends a shiver down the young pigs spine. She folds her arms and taps her foot as she makes a demand.
"What did you do with all the other girls? They better not be harmed, or else we'll let Goku will eat you, spit-roasted above a fire!"
Oolong stifles a squeal and grumbles as he reluctantly brings the entire village to an estate deep in the forest. He opens the door with a sigh.
"T-They're in here."
The fathers of the taken girls rush inside, all elated hearing that they were alive, but then fell bewildered as the girls were more than alive. They were pampered! One reclines on a couch in a fancy dress with glass of juice, another does stretches in front of a large television in aerobics tights, and the last swims leisurely in an indoor pool. Oolong looks to the ground trembling with a nervous huff.
"I-I wanted the last girl because I saw she was obedient... These girls costed me a fortune, I'm practically broke, so please take them back..."
Bulma drives a speedboat down a river with Goku and Bikini in tow. She holds their newly obtained Dragon-Ball with a big grin.
"That's three down! four to go!"
Bikini claps her hands with a beaming smile as she cheers in the passenger's seat.
"We'll find all of the Dragon Balls in no time!"
Oolong then shouts in the backseat as Goku glares at him hungriliy.
"T-That's great and all but why am I still here?!"
"We're going to make bacon out of you."
"WHAT?! YOU'RE JOKING, RIGHT?!"
Goku giggles as he leans back in his seat, not answering the porky pervert, which only makes Oolong sweat harder. Bikini looks back at him with a suspicious look.
"We're not going to cook you if you don't try anything silly."
Oolong snickers before turning into a fish leaping into the air for the river.
"Oh yeah? Good luck catching me this time-! Huh?! What gives! I'm a fish not a bird why am I still in the air?!"
Bikini glares at the shapeshifter as she holds him in the air with her magic.
"Try as you might, you won't escape us."
Bulma looks back smugly sneering.
"Plus that shape-shifting is super useful! Who knows when it'll come in handy!~"
Oolong is held in the air until he returns to a pig as the group makes for land. Bulma pulls out a map in her jacket squinting.
"I marked where the Dragon Ball should be according to the radar... Here! We just have to pass this desert and we should be good at the base of the mountain!"
She shows the map to the others, and though Bikini and Goku are invested, Oolong exclaims in fear!
"T-That's Fry Pan Mountain! Why in the Hell would you want to go there for?! Count me out-!"
Oolong felt frozen in place before finding himself yet again under the harsh gaze of Bikini.
"We're going. Think of it as proper punishment for your mischief in that village!"
"Hhhnnn... B-But that's where rhe Great Ox King lives! He's a ferocious bloodthirsty guy who'll make us into porkchops if we run through his turf!"
Bulma snickers as she folds folds the map up and pockets it as she goes for her caspule case.
"Not to worry, Oolong, cause I've got a helicopter capsule right... Er, right... Uh...?"
Bulma begins to pale as she checks all of her pockets before looking into the boat. Her head then snaps to Bikini in a panic.
"Hey, sis? Y-You have our capsule case, right?"
Bikini only blinks back before shaking her head.
"Not since we met the Turtle Wizard. I'm sure you had them last."
"Then where are they cause I had them around-! Oh no...! D-Did we drop them into the lake?!"
Goku looks to the still frozen Oolong who struggles to break free of the golden aura in futility.
"Can't you search for them, Oolong? You can turn into a fish!"
But the pig shakes his head.
"N-No way! I can't even breathe underwater, I only change my shape, not my anatomy! Besides, the lake is huge, and my shapeshifting only lasts a good five minutes! Then I have to rest, for one, meaning we'd be going back and forth every six minutes!"
Bikini frowns looking up to the clouds above.
"We'd be at it for hours... But, I think I have a solution! Goku, summon Nimbus!"
Goku calls out and with a leap hopd right onto the golden cloud. Bikini carefully gets on with a beaming smile.
"And now for my master plan!"
Her horn glows radiantly before both Bulma and Oolong are carried into the air by her magic.
"We should be able to travel fine, like this right?"
Oolong however is frantic in the air.
"N-No no way, put me down! I'd rather crawl across the dirt on my own then have someone fly for me!"
Even Bulma pulled her skirt down with a wild snarl.
"And I don't want any perverts like this pig looking up my skirt!"
Hours later in the desert, Bulma sweats profusely as she uses a stick they found by the lake to support herself while Oolong drags his feet in the sand.
"S-So... So hot..."
"My butt is so full of sand I'm might cough up a dust devil...!"
Goku raises a brow at them as he walks with them.
"You two are pretty weak. Are you sure you don't want to try Bikini's idea?"
Bulma had changed into a more appropriate outfit for the desert, wearing shorts as opposed to her dress, but as she turnes Oolong answered for them both in a shout.
"No Way! We said what we had to say about it and that's final!"
Oh how Bulma wanted to kill that pig then and now... But she was practically out of energy. Bikini merely blinked at the outburst before she looks to Bulma worried.
"Maybe we should take a break? There's plenty of shade in that rock formation over there."
Bulma sighs in relief and makes her way into an alcove.
"I'm taking a nap... Don't wake me up or else!"
Bikini begins to walk away until Oolong shouts after her.
"Hey! Where do you think you're going?!"
"I've got to go pee. Stay with Goku."
Oolong grumbles kicking the sand before glaring into the distance with squinting eyes.
"Hey, kid... You see that over there?"
"Hm?"
Goku looks in the same direction and finds himself tilting his head in curiosity. On two seat hovercycle making sand billow out from below it rides a handsome young man and a mischievous looking cat. Oolong then yelps and starts to run.
"Holy smokes! T-That bandit's coming right for us! We gotta get outta here!"
Goku only blinks before patting his stomach.
"I'm hungry..."
The bandit stops right in front of Goku while Oolong watches from the safety of the alcove. The pigs shivers but then grins, cause if the bandit kills Goku then he's home free, and even if that doesn't happen it looks like he can run away while they're doing their thing anyhow!
The bandit looks down at Goku grinning.
"Hey, you got any food or cash?"
Goku shakes his head. The bandit sighs.
"My name's Yamcha! I rule the desert here and I think you should give me something, brat. You couldn't have gotten here all on your own!"
Goku speaks up with a smile then!
"Oh I'm not alone! I'm with Oolong! See him over there?"
He points over to the exasperated pig. Oolong starts sweating what little sweat he has left as Yamcha looks over at him. Things only got worse as the cat hops out and shouts.
"Did you say Oolong?! Pervert Oolong!"
The pig couldn't believe it and leapt out of hiding as he recognized the voice.
"You're Crybaby Puar! What're you doing out here!"
Yamcha relaxes with a cool smile as he rests a hand on the hilt of his sword.
"You know each other? You don't exactly sound like friends."
Puar sticks his tongue out at Oolong before replying.
"Not at all! He's a big bully when we went to Shapeshifting Academy! He got kicked out for stealing the teacher's panties!"
Yamcha scoffs as he draws his blade.
"Then I guess we're the good guys taking stuff from these low lives. Stand back Puar, I got this."
Oolong wheezed in fear before hiding in the alcove again.
"H-Hey! Go-Goku, you're strong, get that guy before he kills me!"
Goku looks between them before taking his Power Pole out of it's sheath.
"I don't really get it, but you look ready to fight, so I'm ready to fight too!"
Yamcha lunges ahead with a thrust of his sword, but the blade is parried by the staff, with Goku quickly countering as he extends his weapon! Yamcha stumbles back as the rod strikes him between the eyes.
"Augh-! N-Not bad...!"
Yamcha continues to slice away at the young boy but none of his attempts make it. Oolong cheers Goku on while Puar cheers for Yamcha.
"Y-Yeah! Yeah! You're actually pretty strong after all, kid! C'mon, beat him to a pull!"
"Go! Go Master Yamcha! You can do it!"
After leaping back to gain space, Yamcha puts his sword away smirking with a fold of his arms.
"I'll have to be serious now with you."
Goku grins and puts his Power Pole away in return.
"I'll fight you the same way! I'll show you what my grandpa taught me."
"Grandpa? Can I take a guess, his name was Gohan wasn't it?"
Goku blinks and nods before entering his martial arts stance.
"Yeah! This is his staff but he's gone now."
Yamcha enters a stance of his own and gives a wolfish grin.
"That's a shame... I respected that man! He was an absolute legend in the martial arts world! I'll have to show you why I rule these sands though, with my Wolf Fang Fist!"
Goke readied himself... However his vision grows blurry, his stomach growls with nothing to digest, and his footing becomes unstable.
Yamcha, noticing the boy's strange inaction, takes advantage of it and goes for the kill! With his hands blurring so fast that his strikes hit as hard as they were sharp, he battered Goku away, before sending him through a few boulders for good measure.
Oolong pulls on his ears while Puar dances happily.
"Oh, crap! He's dead after something like that! H-How could someone be so strong?!"
"Only Master Yamcha could be so amazing!"
Yamcha dusts off his hands with a smug grin to Oolong.
"You're next, bacon strips."
"B-Bacon str-strips...?!"
Oolong turns ghost white until he hears a small explosion not too far away. Goku, though bruised, leaps out of the the rubble with a big smile!
"Hee hee! That was rough! But, it's my turn now!"
Yamcha grunts having used quite a bit of strength in his signature attack.
"You're... Pretty strong...!"
Goku readies himself for a counterattack.
"I won't lose so easily! Let's go!"
The two are about to meet until Bikini speaks out as she creates a golden wall between them. It vanishes when they turn to her.
"What's going on here?! Stop this fighting at once!"
Goku skids to a stop and pouts looking over to the horned girl.
"But he's a bad guy...! He's trying to hurt us! Oolong said so!"
The pig speaks up from his safety spot.
"That bastard's a bandit! You know a bandit is a thief and a killer, right?!"
However Paur shouts at Oolong indignantly.
"Don't make things up about Master Yamcha! He doesn't kill, in fact he's saved my life, and that's why he's the best! He does steal though."
Usually, Yamcha would correct Puar even though the cat is right, but his eyes are transfixed on Bikini... His face flushes crimson. Even the strange horn allures him, from her perfect cheeks and jewel-like eyes, flawless of any fault.
He's knocked right out of his trance from Goku punching him in the gut.
"Are you paying attention?"
"Gwah!"
Yamcha stumbles back before he runs away. Puar, shocked yet unsurprised, follows after him.
"M-Master Yamcha?! What happened!?"
"T-That girl... I-I can't fight at my best with her around...!"
As he runs away, Bulma wakes up watching Yamcha leave.
"Who was that? Ooh! He's pretty good looking!~"
Goku just scratches his head confused watching Yamcha leave.
"Why is he running...? I don't get it."
Yamcha stops behind a plateau near a small patch of vegetables growing ripely from the ground panting.
"I can't believe my shyness really made me run away... Good thing there are these tomatoes!"
Paur raised a brow as Yamcha takes on and eats it.
"Master Yamcha... Why is there a vegetable garden here in the desert?"
He spits out the tomato with a bewildered look.
"A-Augh! A-And it tastes awful! I mean, I could eat it if I were starving to death, but how could something so delicious be so... Yuck!?"