This was originally one shot but then I come with an idea for a second chapter.

I wrote this chapter long time ago and now that I finally had some time I decided to finish it. I hope it's good.

"Obito why?" asked Minato.

"HE PUT ME DO IT!" yelled Obito pointing his finger to the old Madara.

Then continued "And why did you roped me into doing this?!" asked Obito pointing his finger again to the Guru-Guru Zetsu.

"Cause he roped me into this!" said Guru-Guru pointing his finger to the white half of an Zetsu who was half black and half white.

"Well he roped me into this." said the White half pointing his finger to the old Madara.

"What about me he roped me into this." Said Madara pointing to the Black half of the Zetsu.

"Well she roped me into this." Defended the black half of the Zutsu as he pointed his finger to the picture of his mom Kaguya on the rock of the cave.

What no one know was that if this Kaguya was here she would have pointed her finger to another Ōtsutsuki called Isshiki and say he roped her into this.

Minato was a normal Shinobi with a dream of becoming Hokage like his wife Kushina and unknow to him, his son to.

But at the moment Minato was not sure if he should take a sit next to the rest of Konoha shinobi who were eating popcorn and watching the fight?

Or more like an argument between the legendary and old Madara Uchicha and his son (who was being hold by Kushina) as they started arguing in a language who everyone except him seems to understand.

To his luck Kushina translated for him. But even with her help the only think he understood was Madara saying: 'Fucking Uzumaki, it's always the Uzumaki, If it was not you my plans would have succeeded.'

But the only think Naruto was saying was Dattebayo. Which make him wonder even more how did everyone seems to understand what they were talking.

He hoped this was a weird dream.

In the end Naruto seems to somehow Talk no Jutsu both Madara and Obito and and convincing them that he will change the Shinobi system and save the world.

"Obito I have a lot of questions but one is. You understand all my son told you?" asked Minato.

"Mostly the Dattebayo part but the way he was saying those worlds it was actually convincing." Said Obito.

Next day.

Apparently Madara Uchicha was coming with them as he wanted to be Naruto and Obito's grandfather...

And some Zetsu were coming to. One was called Guru-Guru.

And what was weird in all of this was that during the road Kushina was 'talking' with Baby Naruto but the only words they were saying were Dattebayo and Dattebane. But what they were talking was actually how they will prank Kakashi when they get the chance. And Obito was going to help them.

But before Kushina still had something to talk with Obito.

"I just never thought you Obito thought you were going to be Batman." said Kushina opening a new conversation with Obito.

"I don't think I'm Batman." said Obito in slight confusion as if wondering how that point even had come up.

"Oh come on, now you're just delusional." Kushina said, "Do I really need to point this out for you?"

"There is nothing true to your argument." said Obito.

"Wrong Obito. There are many reasons why you think you're Batman. Let's start with Zetsu tell me, doesn't he seem an awful lot like an Alfred?" asked Kushina

"That's a coincidente…" said Obito but Kushina continued counting off the reasons on her fingers. "You wear a mask. You live into a cave and 'save the world' but you never show them your face. You have at least two or three secret identities just in case someone finds out who you really are. And I'm more then sure if you didn't have that Kamui ability you would have made an Obito-Mobil. You and your Akatsuki pack have your own symbol which you display to show your presence in the world. How do you not think you're Batman?"

Obito blinked and said, "HOW DID YOU KNOW THIS! And actually I was thinking to call it the Uchiha-Mobil but maybe Obito-Mobil sounds better."

Yes this was going to be a long day for Minato and who knows what will happen next with Kakashi.

But one think was sure for Kushina and that is: Obito Uchiha Is Batman.