Konoha

"Come on!" urged Obito "I want to go and find Bakashi. Can you image the look on his face when he sees me?"

"Really Obito?" Kushina sighed with a roll of her eyes. "You died in front of their eyes and the first thing you want to do is show yourself like nothing happened?"

Obito scratched the back of his head sheepishly, feeling guilty of his thoughtlessness. "…I guess I wasn't thinking."

"Exactly!" Kushina propped a hand on her hip in a disappointed manner. "You should be ashamed of yourself."

"Sorry, I—" He ducked his head down and started apologizing, but was promptly cut off.

"You should totally prank him!" cackled Kushina with glee. "Let's make him crap his pants!"

Obito paused for a moment to let her words sink in before the widest grin crossed his face. "I knew I liked you for a reason Kushina-san!"

"Of course!" Kushina raised her nose in the air with pride. "How could you ever doubt my awesomeness? Life is not worth living without good pranks!"

"How foolish of me!" declared Obito, decidedly taking a leaf out Gai's book for enthusiasm. "Please teach me more Kushina-sama!"

"That's what I like to see!" nodded Kushina. "Now listen closely, this is what you are going to do…"

Some time later.

Obito's stoic teammate stood in front of the memorial in silent grieving.

"You're are killing me Kakashi... again..."murmured Obito quietly as he watched from his hiding spot.

"Don't worry, after we're done, he won't stay like that," grinned Kushina.

Baby Naruto who was in her hands approved with a thumbs up.

Obito used Kamui and teleported behind the memorial stone where Kakashi couldn't see him.

Obito still wear the Black cape he had from Madara with the hood on his head to cover his giant hair and not only that but now thanks to Kushina in his right hand he was holding a scythe which Kushina borrowed it from the old Madara.

The young Grim Reaper Uchiha used Kamui and went inside the memorial stone from where he started to speak with Kakashi using Madara's voice again.

"You sad?" asked Obito.

Kakashi locked around and seeing no one tough it was his imaginations and locked back to the memorial stone until he heard the voice again.

"You lock sad boy"

"Where are you come out!" Said Kakashi locking around to see where the voice was coming from.

"You are sad..."

"…So?" replied Kakashi.

"Your friend would be angry at you for being a bastard and wasting his sacrifice..., oh and he wants his goggles back."

"Pft," snorted Baby Naruto and Kushina as they tried to hide their laugh.

Kakashi stood stunned for a moment, but quickly composed himself. Unlike Obito and Kushina he did not look amused.

"Who told you to tell me this?" demanded Kakashi with a darken voice

"One of your friends told me."

"Friend?" A frown crossed Kakashi's face as suspicion set in. "Tell me who told you to tell me this," Kakashi all but growled, cold anger laced his words.

"Not if you're going to be like this."

"Is that what they told you when you lost someone you care about? You do know those words won't change a thing. They're still gone." said Kakashi.

"Go and do something instead of wasting your friend's sacrifice here."

"Who the hell are you to tell me what I have to do?" Kakashi all but growled, cold anger laced his words.

This was the moment Obito had been waiting for.

Obito went through the memorial stone like a ghost and come face to face with Kakashi.

Obito whispered, just inches away from Kakashi's face, "I am your biggest regret, and I have come after you." showing something between a bitter smile and a distorted grimace.

Kakashi's eyes widened in horror as he fallen down in both his hands, he crawled on four, backwards, but Obito was just following him slowly making steps until Kakashi stopped.

"No, no, no... I'm going mental... I am mental...," Kakashi murmured, looking straight at the Reaper in front of him.

"Guess who come to hunt you Bakashi." said Obito holding the scythe with both of his hands.

"Geez, looking back at how popular you are, I thought you would spend a nice evening like this with a girl or two instead of doing this. Seriously Bakashi, has your brain finally overheated or something?"

Kakashi convinced himself that it was just a hallucination, but deep inside even if it wasn't real, he desperately hoped it was.

"O- bito? Is that... really you?" asked Kakashi.

"Oh? You remember that awesome guy? I wish I could say that I am still him, or maybe I have become even more awesome!" Suddenly, the playfulness was gone as he let out a tired sigh. "This is my new job from the other world, Kakashi."

As Kakashi took a closer look at the damaged but still familiar face, he noticed how unusually serious Obito had become. He couldn't help but jumping to conclusions then.

"I get it. You come after me... Go ahead then. I don't mind - no. I would be grateful, Obito." Said Kakashi closing his right eye and waiting for Obito to finish him.

Obito was a little disappointed by this answer but at least he did scared him.

Kakashi keep on waiting and waiting and waiting until he heard laugh and not only from Obito, when he reopened his eyes and on the ground were Obito, Kushina and a baby who locked like his sensei, they were laughing at him while kicking the ground with their arms like there was no tomorrow day.

A part of Kakashi was even more furious that they decided to play such a mean prank on him. And another one didn't care because his friend has return from death whether or not he's a ghost.

"Now, I'm sure you're dying to know how a dying boy who was crushed under a giant boulder could stand here. For now, I'll just tell you that I was saved by a white 'alien' who then brought me to a very old and creepy gramps. They took care of me for a while... Anyway, how about you?" asked Obito.

"I'm gonna need therapy after this but I'm fine I guess…but about Rin…." Said Kakashi.

Obito remembered that night like it was yesterday.

"Kakashi about that…" said Obito.

(Flashback)

Kakashi and Rin got into defensive positions.

A squad of mist-nins descended upon them ruthlessly.

Kakashi immediately lashed out killing several at once. Rin watched the battle unfold and then she noticed that not one of those mist-ninjas was trying to harm her.

That alone confirmed her fears.

Obito finally got there and was watching from distance hidden behind some rocks.

Rin let out a shaky breath as she watched Kakashi fight. Something in her eye sent a shiver down Obito's spine. She was watching and waiting. Almost like a vulture, waiting for its prey to drop.

Kakashi was holding his own very well. He decided to use his trump card. The sound of a thousand chirping birds filled the area as chidori formed. That's when Rin rushed forward.

After Rin jump in front of the mist ninja, Kakashi was going to kill, Kakashi's eyes widen with horror as his arm moved forward. He couldn't stop at this speed. He was going to kill her! That's when something unexpected happened.

Being the genius knucklehead number one and having an evil smile on his face Obito took out a banana peel he had from a banana he eat while coming there and he threw the banana peel in the exactly place where Rin was jumping on before she had jump.

'I'm counting on you, Mr. banana peel.' Thought Obito.

Rin slipped on the banana peel. It was only because of the Sharingan Kakashi was able to catch Rin's face expression showing 'Nooo.' And after hitting the ground she fell unconscious.

Kakashi's chidori made contact with the Mist Ninja and he was killed.

Kakashi had his eyes widen while Obito behind the rocks had a smile on his face and made a thumb up with his right hand.

After that Kakashi continued to fight with the rest of the Mist ninjas and from some reasons like Rin out of nowhere many of them stumbled into banana peels? Which it made it more easy for Kakashi as they feel unconscious after they hit the ground.

Unknowing to Kakashi, Obito eat a lot of banana and used the banana peels and teleported them with Kamui to help Kakashi.

Obito know that if it wasn't for Mr. banana peel, Rin would have died. As much as he wanted to return back home, Obito had to stop these wars and more people from dying. So he returned to Madara's cave to help Madara into his quest of saving the world.

At least that was until Chibi Minato (Naruto) come and talk no jutsu both him and Madara and they come back to Konoha.

(Flashback End)

"Ok that explains almost everything! But how did you got that Evolved Sharingan." Asked Kakashi.

"Oh that…, while I was in Madara's cave, one of those aliens come with a dog. I named him Ri…-Ron, yes! his name was Ri-Ron or for short Ron. Sadly my best friend Ron had died of old age and that was when I awakened this Sharingan." explained Obito.

"You know Rin is going to kill you right?" asked Kakashi knowing what will happened after they meet with her especially after she finds out about that Mr. Banana Peel.

"You two stop worrying so much and lets go to eat some ramen." Said Kushina with baby Naruto who was showing another thump up.

Kakashi and Obito didn't questioned her as they didn't want to have to face Kushina Rage mode and they hoped her son will never have something like that in future.

Unknown to them the baby Naruto actually had a Rage mode like Kushina but he is calling it Baryon mode. Unfortunately Baryon mode cannot defeat Kushina Rage mode.

And like that the four of them went back to Kushina's house where Minato and the old Madara where waiting to eat some good ramen.

Who knows what will be happening when they meet with Rin.

I thought it would be interesting and funny to have Rin survive because now I can write another chapter for this Crack Fic…