DISCLAIMER: Albus Dumbledore is just named the coolest thing above Marsh Test when he is basically responsible for all the problems, like Tom Riddle to Voldemort and Gellert to Grindelwald, and people praised him for this, with evidence and proof, JUST BECAUSE HE LIKES LEMON DROPS. If the above statement is correct, then JK Rowling uses the Harry Potter Franchise and I am just using her dropped sandbox.

23 May 1991

Harry sighed in relief as he saw Minerva going out of the room. It wasn't like the couple didn't like each other less but their relationship was at the point that it was entirely professional. It was just what Minerva had feared when they married.

She would do what her profession wants. While not a bad thing, she didn't take people's feelings into account. Like in his first year when he told her about the philosopher's stone and he was not back in time.

He still found it weird and awkward. His relationship.

He shrugged mentally and continued sipping his water. It wasn't like his life was exactly normal, so he just went on with the flow.

He muttered under his breath, "It's not like I am not busy. With Dumbledore, Voldemort, Crouch Junior, my family, my job, Tom and trying to find what the fuck is going on with my life, I am a 'bit' busy."

He stood up and walked out of the door of the staffroom.

Dumbles was pacing his room. Seriously. Whilst sucking on an unrealistically huge lemon drop. And he was wearing a yellow, purple, pink and brown robe. In simple terms, as usual.

Harry watched Dumbles do his thing while eating popcorn with Fawkes. Harry would watch Dumbles pace like this for half an hour every evening with Fawkes while eating popcorn. It wasn't like the old man wasn't a walking cartoon.

Dumbles said, "Harry, what is going on with Voldemort and Tom?"

"They are now different people. Tom is now a political problem that I have abandoned with the legitimate excuse of not having free time. By the way, I left Jugson with him. And Voldemort? I seriously have no idea where that motherfucker is. My best guess is either Austria, Hungary, Germany or Sweden.

From what I have heard from Tom, those were the places he visited during his journeys, except the decade in Albania. And I know him enough to know that the pale red-eyed snake would want to be near Great Brittain.

This is all I have."

Harry internally scowled. Dumbles had these devices in his voice where the person in his office would be under an undetectable compulsion charm to say the full truth they know of.

Dumbles was not the most genius wizard his age for nothing.

Dumbles nodded and continued on his way. He stopped pacing and said, "Harry, you may leave now." Thankfully, Dumbly had decided that Harry's mind was dangerous because his eyes weren't twinkling as some people's do when they use the mind magic.

Harry picked up his packet of crisps* and walked out of the room, or the Chamber of the Great Lord of Light, Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore.

Harry sighed and said, "Maybe he should have added 'Ethan**' to the name. Leader of the Light, my arse. That guy is just fooling people into thinking that he is the coolest.

Ron the Voldemort looked at his 'Harry Evans' Card Collection. He wanted to know so much about Harry like how in the name of FUCK did that guy marry Catwoman McGonagall? Voldemort wanted information and Ron wanted to know so much more about his best-mate-cum-worst-enemy.

In his red and orange and green and gold and silver and black room were posters of Harry and Chocolate Cards of Evans. There were also newspapers regarding him and files regarding him.

Ron the Red Voldemort always loved reading his 'history' which was probably true.

'. . . Harry Jarvis Evans was 31st July 1956 to muggle Julius Fremont Evans and squib Liberty May Evans née Parker. Julius and Liberty were murdered by an intoxicated European Dark Wizard on the Halloween of 1957.

Harry Evans was then left with his mother's sister's family. His aunt, Patricia Crystal Dudley, and uncle, Valentin Dursley Dudley, and their son, Dursley Dudley, was his entire family. They were quite neglective and hated him and his parents.

Harry Evans was accepted into Mantigi School of Witchcraft and Wizardry at age of 11 and was placed as a ward of the ministry after his escape from the Dudley Family.

He was outstanding with a wand and instead of going to the second year in 1968, he went straight to his third year. His only known friend at Mantigi is Miss Matilda Jeannette Granger-Taylor (1956 - now), who is as much of a genius as he is.

Lord Evans is described as a cheeky and sarcastic person with a bit of arrogance and charm. He was said to be a model student. And an enigma.

He graduated from Matigi in 1971 at the tender age of 15, and with Miss Granger, went to study medicine in the muggle world, where he has a mastery of some sort.

Since the year 1973, Lord Evans has been in Great Britain with Miss Granger. The next records about him were made in 1975. Between these couple of years, he is believed to be hunting Death Eaters.

In 1975, he stepped into the post of the Defence Professor and has been teaching since. Many of his students, like Hitwizards James Potter and Sirius Black, Minister Bartemius Crouch Junior and Healer Alice Longbottom, are quite famous.

On the eve of 1976, he handed in Lord Gaunt, who was a Dark Wizard, with most of the Death Eaters with Albus Dumbledore.

Since then, he has been quite famous. He was handed the Order of Merlin: First Class on 26th January 1976, when he was the mere age of 20. He had made an associate of the legendary Newton Scamander and Potions Master Fleamont Potter.

In the Year 1977, he married fellow teacher, Minerva McGonagall, and had four children, James Sirius (30th August 1979), Romulus Edward (15th February 1981), Lily Luna (30th July 1984), Ronald Dean (1st September 1987).

Lord Evans is also working with ICW and has been on one mission (1991) as a curse breaker which failed. He has also appointed Regulus Black, younger brother of Lord Black, as a proxy on his seat as the Lord of the Noble House of Evans.

He became the Head of Slytherin House at Hogwarts in 1989 when Professor Horace Slughorn, famed Potions Master, died of mysterious circumstances with Potions.

He currently resides in Godric's Hollow with his family and family friends, the Granger-Taylors, the Potters, the Blacks and Bathilda Bagshot.

Appearance: Lord Evans is a man of 5'11 and has windswept raven hair. He has emerald green eyes and conservative features on his face. He also has poor eyesight due to which he uses glasses.

Lord Evans' attitude is generally described as kind, arrogant and inappropriate. He is also considered childish, and a great leader. He is a person who always considers family first, and is quite wealthy.

Lord Evans is quite healthy and fit for his age and wields powerful magic and two wands.

Ron bit back a laugh. Still the famous Harry Pot - er - Evans. 'The Vanquisher' they called him. Ron muttered, "At least they didn't name him 'The-Man-Who-Vanquished-You-Know-Who'."

Ron walked down the hallway waving his hand in front of each opened door to wandlessly close them. He stepped out of the abandoned house that was Voldemort's seat of power for the past year and a half.

Ron walked down the empty muggle street in midnight. Kirkel*** was a nice place. Budapest would be better.

'Why am I shifting away from Great Brittain when it is my last destination?'

Ron shrugged and thought that 'Voldemort' was just some French name that Tom came up with. Ron could do better. He thought of 'Chocolate-Muncher' but ignored it because it is liked by everyone like Harry. Powerful and women like it.

Ron muttered, "Maybe 'Ronald the Evader' could do."

At least, Voldemort in him was helping.

*Potato chips (often just chips), or crisps (in British and Irish English), are thin slices of potato that have been either deep-fried or baked until crunchy. They are commonly served as a snack, side dish, or appetizer.

**For boys, the top name meaning intelligence or wisdom is Ethan. Along with Ethan, other boy names with wise meanings in the Top 1000 include Apollo, Alfred, Conrad, Hudson, Raymond, and Solomon. These names meaning wise represent a range of cultures and styles.

***Kirkel is a municipality in the Saarpfalz district in Saarland, Germany. It is situated approximatively 8 km southeast of Neunkirchen, and 20 km east/northeast of Saarbrücken.