Before I do, I must answer a couple of reviews:

Thegamedragon: I don't know. Personally, Rias sounds like a posh name, so I had to think up of a posh name like Richard. Ryan's a little too casual. Sorry. :( Thanks for the suggestion though!

idea. getthe: I am planning on making some changes with Fem!Issei, so don't worry. I actually was planning on making her Sacred Gear different from her male counterpart's, you'll see that I did. My bad though, making Richard flash himself like that. It won't happen again. I won't be too descriptive with the penis then, if that's fine with you. And I don't mean for him to be narcisstic as well. My apologies. But thanks for the review. Just know that I'm going a different (I hope) approach with Fem!Issei and I won't make Richard or any of the other guys flash in front of Fem!Issei ever again, alright?

Here's the next chapter! Enjoy!

"Issei, wake up!" yelled the female pervert's father. "You're going to be late for school!" Both Issei and Richard could hear the man go up the steps.

"I-I'm up, dad!" Issei shouted, standing up, covering her clitoris with her left thigh. "I'm getting ready, so wait!"

"Hurry up then, young lady! We don't need to do this every morning!"

Issei grabbed the blanket from the ground and covered her naked body up, shaking nonstop. "Don't come in my room! I'm-uh-changing!" She then thought of an idea to cover Richard in a blanket. She then ran and tried to cover him with it. "Here, Senpai!"

"Issei, don't lie to me now! Wake up!" However, the female could only cover Richard's bottom half of his body as her father opened the door. The man looked at her, frozen and butt-naked, then at Richard, who was still naked and showing off his chest.

He looked at Mr. Hyoudou and greeted with a smile, "Good morning, sir."

"Oh...uh...good morning to you...please get ready..." The father then closed the door and charged downstairs, yelling, "HONEY! YOU CANNOT BELIEVE OUR DAUGHTER!"

"H-hun?! What's the matter?! What about our daughter?!" Issei couldn't move a muscle, so she felt completely petrified. "Was she masturbating to two-dimensional boys again?!"

"NO, SHE'S IN BED WITH A NAKED MAN!" The female pervert couldn't help but fall down with the blanket in shock and disbelief. She could not believe this was happening to her. Now they know about him...

"A NAKED MAN?! DID THEY HAVE S-SE-"

"IT DAMN WELL LOOKED LIKE IT! SHE WAS WEARING NOTHING IN FRONT OF HIM!"

"OH MY-"

How am I going to deal with this...?! Issei thought in horror, covering her body with the blanket again. She looked up at Richard, who was sitting on the bed once again. But before that, why was I in bed with Richard-senpai?! I don't remember anything! D-did we really-we had to! Why else would he be naked?! Oh, I hope I was good! It must be my first time after all!

"You've got quite the family," he stated. She looked up at his naked body.

"I-I can see them!" she bluntly stated.

"See what?"

"Y-your abs! And penis!"

He smiled at her once again and stood up. "I prefer you don't look at my penis. But my chest, I won't mind," he said.

Darn it! But hey, I can look at his chest! Issei thought in shock and glee. "Th-thank you!" she said happily. However, the red-haired man walked away from her to a pile of his clothes next to his bed. He crouched down, showing his butt to the female pervert to her pleasure, and picked up his underwear. He then put it on. Ishiko loved the sight and the fact that his underwear was tight around his bottom. Her whole face was red and she was drooling because of it.

"Oh, is your stomach alright?" he asked her, turning around to look at her face. She gave him a confused look. "Where you were stabbed?"

"Stabbed?" she asked before remembering the bright spear that impaled her. "H-how did he know about my dream?" she muttered quietly.

"It wasn't a dream," Richard replied. She shot back and turned around. He chuckled. "You have an unexpectedly sturdy body for a female." He bent down while saying that, showing his underbulge and lower butt cheeks. He then grabbed his shirt and proceeded to put it on. "A wound like yours was fatal, but did heal up overnight, after all."

The brown-haired girl looked back at him. "Healed?"

He began to put on his pants. "I shared some of my powers to your weakened body. Say, Issei..." She turned her whole body around, still using the blanket to cover herself up. He pointed at the zipper of the pants. "Do you mind fixing this up for me? I think the zipper is stuck."

She had her perverted face on, and shouted in glee, "Of course not!" She began to separate the zipper from the fabric it was stuck on while she was looking his huge bulge for her pleasure. She's never seen one so good up close! "So, um...why am I naked exactly, senpai?"

"Like I said, I shared my powers with you," the devil answered. "To do that, I must hug you naked."

HUG ME NAKED?! the female pervert thought in glee. DOES THAT MEAN-

"No worries. It's just that. I am still a virgin after all."

She blushed when she heard the word. "O-oh!" Issei looked up at him as she carefully zipped up his pants. "I-I see." Damn it! I wish it was just sex! Some nice sex... She imagined him with a seductive face and his naked body over hers and pouted.

"Aw, don't make that face," Richard insisted, gently grabbing her chin and making her stand up, the blanket now falling from her body. She didn't care and continued to blush insanely. "This world is full of mysteries." His thumb gently caressed her lower lip, making her ears blow out imaginary smoke. She loved that feel.

"U-um...Richard-senpai..." she stuttered.

"Yes?" She looked at his handsome face, then his lips, which she wanted to kiss, but wasn't important.

"You're a...devil?" she asked.

He nodded and let go of her. "Yes, I am. And your master." He gently tapped the tip of her nose, sending pleasure chills all over her body, making her gasp. "May I call you Isa?"

Episode 2: I Quit Being Human!-Part 1

At Kuoh Academy, everyone was shocked at what they were seeing. Some of the girls said some things like, "Wh-what?!" and "No way! He's with HER?!"

Mushashi and Katashi looked shocked as well. "That crazy bitch out of all people?!" he exclaimed.

"Why, Richard, why?!" cried out Katashi. Everyone was looking at Richard walking with Issei. Both are fully dressed in the school uniforms. Issei carried her bookbag in front of her.

"Well, it's no wonder why everyone's making a big deal out of this..." Issei muttered to herself. I am walking with Richard Gremory-senpai, the most popular guy at school, after all. She smiled, looking at the red-haired man's handsome face.

Once they went inside the school, he said, "I'll send an errand girl later."

"Errand girl?" Issei asked.

"I'll see you after school." He waved her goodbye and left her.

"W-wait, Richard-senpai!" The female pervert suddenly was shoved. She turned and saw Matsuyo with an angry face.

"You traitor!" she shouted at her, crying. "You betrayed your comrades in the Fem!Perv alliance!"

Motoe came and patted the shaved-haired girl's shoulder. "Hey now, Matsuyo-chan."

She looked down at her and sniffled. "M-Motoe?" she asked.

She pushed up her glasses. "First, we must know what's going on. Issei-chan..." She then looked angry. "WHAT DID YOU DO AFTER YOU LEFT US YESTERDAY?!"

Issei avoided eye contact with the both of them. "So...I...uh..." she stammered.

"You what?" asked Matsuyo.

The female pervert then grinned at the both of them. It couldn't hurt her to brag about what she liked after she left a little. "Have the two of you ever seen great abs and a nice bulge up close?" she asked quietly. The two other female perverts jumped back in shock and awe. Both of them haven't, so then the two fainted. Issei couldn't help but giggle. She was a lucky cat to have Richard as her master! She can see his body whenever he's naked, right?

...

Speaking of Richard, when he walked up the stairs, a voice asked, "So, she's the one?" He looked to see a guy around his age, shorter than him, with short black hair, glasses, and magenta eyes. He wore the school uniform as well. "Good day, Richard."

He smiled, nodded, and walked to him. "Good day, Sora."

The male with glasses looked back to see Issei still giggling at the fainted girls. "It's not like you to impulsively bring someone into your household quickly."

"It isn't?" He chuckled a little. "Well, I have brought a little sister. A silly one, to be precise." He chuckled once more. Sora looked at him with a puzzled look.

"Oh really?" he asked. "I see..." From the tone of his voice, Richard thinks that Sora found that hard to believe. He wondered why-hopefully, he didn't know his actual feelings for Issei.

Later in Class 2-B after school, Issei was sitting on her desk, resting her face on her hand, bored. "Senpai said he'll be sending someone, but no one has come yet..." she quietly said to herself. She wondered who it could be-

"KIBA-CHAN~!" sang a boy as Yumi Kiba walked into the class in her sparkling beauty and sexiness, all the males surrounding her in a flash. Issei looked angry at her.

"It can't be that spoiled princess..." she mumbled. "It has to be someone else..."

"Ara, ara~, may you gentlemen excuse me for a bit?" Yumi asked politely.

"Oh sure!" one of them said as all the boys gave her space to walk. She then walked to the female pervert, much to her surprise.

"Hello, Issei-chan," she greeted.

The brown-haired female only glared daggers at her. "What do you want?" she asked impolitely.

"I am here on behalf of Richard Gremory-kun," she replied.

Her eyes widened in surprise. "Then...you must be..."

"If you would follow me, please." The beautiful girl gestured Issei to stand up and follow her.

"What?! Kiba-chan and one of the biggest female perverts?!" Mushashi exclaimed in horror.

"No way! Don't let her corrupt you with her ugliness, Kiba-chan!" added Katashi.

"Even if they date, I would never accept it or find it hot!"

"Agreed!"

The female pervert stood up, grabbed her bookbag, and muttered, "Now they're just talking nonsense..." She then followed Yumi out of the room.

Much later in the evening, the school idol led the female pervert inside of the old schoolhouse. They were in a room with candles, two couches, a coffee table, paintings on the walls, and the white-haired guy eating a piece of meat on a stick. "What is this room?" Issei asked. She then saw the white-haired male. "W-wait, that guy is-"

"He is Toujou Kabu-kun," Yumi replied. "He's a first-year student here." Kabu looked at the two of them. "Kabu, this is Hyoudou Issei-chan." He only replied with a nod.

"Oh, uh, nice to meet you!" the brown-haired female greeted. She looked at him, top to bottom. Wow, he's cute! He has a petite physique and an irresistible shouta look! she thought happily. Not only is he a popular mascot for girls with that kind of preference, but also for boys! He IS Toujou Kabu-kun! He continued to eat the meat. It's great to see to see that he's an Occult Research Club member! She imagined him sitting down in a gym uniform, showing his small bulge. Cuuuuuuuute~!

The female pervert suddenly noticed water noises. She turned and saw the shower. OMG! A SHOWER IN THE CLUBROOM?! This is art! She saw Richard's dark naked silhouette behind the curtains. It's so beautiful how it captures his body so nicely!

"President, I've brought your clothes," said Akihiko's voice.

Inside the shower, Richard's full body was shown, he was blushing and closing his eyes. He ran his fingers through his hair. "Thank you, Akihiko."

"Richard-senpai?!" Issei explained in a happy, perverse voice. "Haha! I knew it! This is a great clubroom!" Imaginary steam came out of her ears as her perverted face came on.

"I never thought to see such a creepy face on a female," said Kabu's child-like voice. She looked at him in disapproval, seeing that he was eating a large piece of meat.

"Eeto, eeto~," said Akihiko. "Look who's here." He chuckled a bit as he walked towards Issei. He closed his eyes and smiled at her. "You are the new club member, right?" He bowed down to her. "Nice to meet you, m'am." He straightened up, opened his eyes, and looked at her. "I'm the club's vice-president, Himejima Akihiko. I'm pleased to make your acquaintance." He chuckled once again.

Issei blushed on how attractive he was, being both handsome and sexy like Richard, after all. "Oh, I'm Hyoudou Issei. Nice to meet you too," she greeted back. She focused on his hair. He has long black hair-in a ponytail! That's a rare sight, nowadays! she thought as she imagined him and Richard naked. He has the ultimate body of the Japanese male-and with tenderness! He's one of the two most popular men in the academy along with Richard-senpai! He is Himejima Akihiko-kun!

"What a great club!" she shouted out loud in glee. Kabu became annoyed with her.

The president of the club stepped out of the shower, all dressed in the Kuoh boys' uniform. "Sorry for the wait," he said as he was drying his hair with a towel. "I did spend the night at your place after all."

"Oh no-no! I don't mind at all!" Issei replied.

He put the towel in the bathroom and smiled. "Well, everybody's here now," he announced.

...

"We welcome you to the Occult Research Club," Richard said. The brown-haired girl was sitting next to Kabu, who was still eating, while Akihiko and Yumi sat on another couch. Richard himself was leaning on a desk. "But, the Occult Research Club is a mere façade. Nothing more than just a hobby."

Issei looked confused. "What do you mean?" she asked.

"I'll be frank: We are all devils here."

"Oh! Uh, that was very frank!"

"The black-winged woman you saw yesterday...was a fallen angel." Issei was shocked.

"Wh-what?!"

"Angels that once served God, they have been casted down to the underworld due to their cruel nature," the red-haired man explained. "They try to manipulate humans and destroy us devils. Since primeval times, there's been a constant struggle for dominance in the underworld or 'Hell' as humans call it. There are also normal angels, sent here by God's orders to hunt devils. In short, we have a three-way standoff." The brown-haired girl looked a bit confused. She couldn't believe those creatures actually existed. "Are you following me so far?"

"Uh, it's a little complicated to understand for a high school girl like me..." she replied.

Richard then said, "Amano Yuuto..." Hearing that name made her eyes widen. "I'm sure you remember him. You two even went on a date, after all." Flashes of Issei's date with Yuuto appeared in her head. How did he know? she thought. She never wanted that guy in her head ever again.

"I-I wasn't sure you knew that name..." she stated, her fists clenching. "But please don't say it. I find it...unpleasant now." She stood up. "I'm sorry, but-" All of a sudden, Richard got out a card and threw in front of her on the coffee table. She looked at it and saw her and Yuuto happily chatting with each other on their date. She gasped. "Y-Yuuto-kun..."

"He's there. No doubt about it," the red-haired male stated solemnly. The female pervert stared at the picture in shock and horror. He was real...but then why wasn't he remembered by everyone else?

Eye Catch #3: Akihiko is laying on his side on the checkered floor, holding a red chess piece to his chest. He looks happy and is not wearing shoes. He's almost curled into a ball and his ponytail can be seen over his left arm. He's wearing the Kuoh Academy males' uniform.

Done! What do you think? Sorry that this is longer than usual.

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