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Episode 2: I Quit Being Human!-Part 3

Issei was riding away from Murasami's home with her bicycle in a happy mood. "I can't believe I met another fan!" she said out loud. "Oh, we had a great discussion!" Suddenly, she remembered her goal: to form a contract. She already biked far from her home. "Damn it, that's right! I needed to form a contract with her!" However, as she stopped her bike, the sky turned purple once again. She mounted her bike and looked up. She gasped in horror. "N-no. Does this mean-"

"How strange," said a male voice, causing the female pervert to turn around to see a man walking to her. "I don't seem to have the wrong person. I, Galanaki, have been ordered to erase all traces. How utterly strange." The man wore a velvet red long-sleeved shirt that was mostly unzipped, showing his muscular chest, black dress pants, and black dress shoes underneath. He had blue hair with an emo bang covering his left eye, cold yellow eyes, and a short blue goatee beard.

Issei took a few steps back from the sight. "N-no way!" she cried out.

"Why are you alive?!" he shouted as he let his black feathery wings out.

The brown-haired female's eyes widened. "A-A fallen angel!"

"He killed you!" He then had a yellow light spear appear in his hands and threw it at her, which she barely dodged. Her hand was open though, as Galanaki saw the Gremory household seal. His eyes widened. "Th-the Gremory House Seal?!" She landed hard on the ground, then sat up and scooted away from him.

"Wh-who are you?!" she asked in horror. "Are you gonna kill me?!"

"Ah, now I see. You're the one Donnasia mistook for a stray," he stated as he formed the spear again. "Who would know you would be in the Gremory household?" He flew up, ready to throw the spear at her. "All the more reason why you won't leave here alive!"

Issei screamed and thought, This bastard's gonna kill me! I need to do something-wait! Power! I need power! Eeerm, but what kind?! Wait! She then remembered Richard saying, "Imagine the most powerful being that comes to mind."

Wait a second...Shinta! Shinta's the most powerful incubi out of all the boys in "Seduction Boys"-even for a shouta! Alright, Shinta! Think of Shinta! She closed her eyes, thought of the shouta, raised her hand up, and yelled, "GRANT ME POWER!" Green energy dispersed from her arms as her devil wings sprouted from her back, shooting back Galanaki, who screamed when it happened. A green orb appeared on her arm and a red hard surface began to form around her left hand as well as the red hard surface forming a bow. A red arrow with a dragon tooth as the broadhead also formed as well. She then let out a battle cry as she readied the bow and arrow and shot at the male fallen angel. The fallen angel screamed as the arrow exploded in front of him, his suit ripped off into tiny pieces, exposing his whole body.

The female devil panted as she looked down at her hand and bow and arrow. They were her Sacred Gear. "I-is this...S-Sacred Gear?" she asked. "It...has to be..." She then looked up at Galanaki and blushed. She saw his WHOLE naked body-head to toe! She thought he was hot, but decided not to tell him that.

"I'll notify him first, then kill you, bitch!" he shouted in anger as he flew away, leaving black feathers behind. The sky turned back to normal. Issei couldn't help but look down at her Sacred Gear. She had to show Richard.


"Why yes, that is your Sacred Gear," the red-haired male said, sitting at his desk in the clubroom, propping his elbows to rest his chin on his hands. "Once you've unleashed it, you can activate and deactivate it as you please." The female pervert thought about deactivating it, then it disappeared, the bow and arrow gone and her hand looking normal.

"Oh wow!" she said in awe. "I thought it might stay there."

"That's amazing, Issei-chan," Akihiko commented happily.

She blushed and crossed her arms. "You really think so?"

"This has grown into a headache though," Richard stated solemnly, making Issei stop blushing and look at him. "Now the fallen angels know you're reborn into a demon, still living."

The female pervert frowned and bowed her head to him. "I'm sorry, Richard-senpai," she apologized.

"Your encounter with the fallen angel was a fluke. But understand this: Don't get cocky and face them alone."

She nodded. "I understand, President. I'll be going then." She then began to leave the room. She felt bad now that she's caused more trouble for Richard. She hoped she wouldn't screw up again.

"You were a little too strict on her, President," Akihiko said to Richard. "She is still a novice."

"Well, I need to be," he replied. "She needs to be more alert." As much as he cared for her, he wanted her to keep herself safe as well. He placed his thumb on his own upper lip. "I won't let the fallen angels take away my cute servant." Akihiko smiled. He liked Issei as well. He thought she was adorable in a way.


"Onee-san! Please wake up!" said a little shouta boy on Issei's beeping alarm clock. "It's morning! I'll tickle you to death you if don't wake up!" The female devil's hand hit the "Snooze" button. She groaned into her pillow as she looked up at the clock.

"Why do I have to mess up last night...?" she wearily asked herself.

...

She was dressed in the Kuoh School Uniform, carrying her bookbag in front of her body. She sighed. "I bet Richard-senpai would still be disappointed in me," she muttered to herself before hanging her head low. "I'm a sorry excuse for a servant..." Suddenly, she heard a guy scream and fall down. As she looked at its direction however...she was greeted by a sight of a pair of tighty-whities, outlining the butt and average-sized bulge, making her go into her perverted face and gasp.

The owner of the tighty-whities moved and asked, "Why do I need to trip...? And are my undies out?! No! Embarrassing..." He quickly stood up and dusted off his vestment. "Today's a bad day to forget about wearing pants." He then looked at Issei and blushed. She blushed as well.

Who is he? she asked internally.


Done! What do you think? Sorry for the delay! I had to study for an important test in school! Hehe...I'll also be busy during this week, so expect the next set of chapters to be late as well...

I have no idea if priests wear pants under their vestments or not, but either way, let's just say Male!Asia can forgets to wear pants as a priest often.

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