Disclaimer: I don't own Lobotomy Corporation as it is owned by Project Moon

X is the new manager of L Corp. and today is his first day as the manager.

"Welcome. Normally I would make my introductory speech but, due to past incidents, I must start your first day by giving you this list," the AI known as Angela greeted the manager. She handed a list which said: "Things that the Manager is not allowed to do in Lobotomy Corporation".

"But why is that though?" X said.

"Because some of the entries on the list are things that the Manager is not allowed to do the moment he begins," Angela said.

"Alright. Let's see what's in here…" X said.

1. The Manager is not allowed to release all the Abnormalities for a "welcoming party".

2. The Manager is NOT allowed to play Russian Roulette in order to see who will be going to CENSORED's room.

He kept reading on with the paper.

3. The Manager is not allowed to press the self-destruct button right on the first day.

4. The Manager is not allowed to reset the day just because an abnormality who escaped who is also an Aleph flipped the bird at the camera.

5. The Manager is not allowed to temper with the Cognition Filter for any sort of entertainment.

"What did my predecessors DO to deserve such a list?" X asked.

"Everything that was written on here," Angela said.

"Well alright then…I'll go and not break the rules I guess…" X said.

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-3 Minutes Later-

X ended up unlocking the first of the floors in the Asiyah Layer, the Control Team. The head of this team is Malkuth.

X ended up meeting Malkuth. In her office.

"Hello," Malkuth said. She makes a bow and hits her head on the desk. The desk broke. "Oh sorry."

"You are starting to act like Hod, Malkuth," Angela commented.

Malkuth scratched her head.

"This is Malkuth. She's boring when she is not being clumsy," Angela said.

Malkuth disliked being called that. She pouted. Right now.

Then there was knocking on the door it was frantic.

"Manager help me get out of here! Plz, fire me! The place is terrible! Someone keeps farting and it's disgusting!" An employee said.

"Do not mind her. She is harmless. For now," Angela said. "Also don't mind that employee, it's completely normal."

"What do you mean by that?" X asked.

"Just don't mind it," Angela said.

"If you say so," X said. He then realized that he didn't hear the employee for a while.

"Say, why has that employee suddenly gone qui-"

"As I said, do not mind. It's completely normal," Angela insisted.

"Fine," X said.

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-10 Minutes Later-

X assembled the Control team. The one leading them was an employee named Agent Dakota who had purple hair and seemed to wear a black suit plus a red armband to signify what she was a part of which was the Control Team.

"Hi-"

"Shut it. I don't give a crap about you. However, I do know that if there is an Abnormality or whatever type of weird FUCKING shit happening just send me at it with the best gear or something to murder the fuck out of it," Agent Dakota.

"Alright Geez…" X said as he was wondering why she was so rude.

'Why does she have to be so rude? Well, either way at least she wants to screw an Abnormality I guess…' X thought.

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-Day Start-

The first Abnormality on the first day at Lobotomy Corporation's Facility X-394. It was none other than One Sin and Hundreds of Good deeds. A floating Jesus skull thing.

"Is it T-"

"Remember the list," Angela said.

6. The Manager is not allowed to ask if One Sin and Hundreds of Good Deeds is T-Posing to Assert Dominance.

6.1 it doesn't even have limbs! It's just ahead and a cross!

"Fine," X said.

"Anyways, I shall send an employee to go on in there," X said.

"Very well," Angela said.

One of the Agents from the Control Team arrived and began to do his work with the abnormality.

"What's up?" Employee said.

The Skull stared at him.

For some reason, he heard a theme song.

BGM: Relaxing music. Sacral Choir. Jesus Christ. Over 1 hour of great inspiration from heaven HD

"Huh?" Employee said. "What is that sound?"

He could feel his sins crawling up his back. The man began to confess to EVERY BAD THING he did in his life.

Even down to the time he stole his little brother's candy while he wasn't looking. When he was three. All of it was laid out clearly to this skull.

"How many sins did that guy commit?" X said. He was very curious.

"It depends on whenever small misdeeds like getting ahead of the line in school count or not," Angela said.

"Seriously?" X said.

"Oh. Looks like he is done," Angela said.

The Employee was good now.

He left with a smile.

The rest of the day went uneventfully except for one bad result which caused One Sin to do a meager White damage to an employee. Eventually, the energy daily quota was reached.

BGM End.

A/n: So this is going to be the Abridged version of Lobotomy Corporation and things are going to be very interesting am I right? Or am I right you guys?

And things are going to be interesting just you wait…