Disclaimer: I don't own Lobotomy Corporation as it is owned by Project Moon

"Tell me Manager how has your day been?" Angela asks.

"It's been fine," X said. "Why do you ask?"

He was curious.

"Oh, just curious," Angela said.

"I see then," X said.

"Now just go and start the day," Angela said.

"Okay," X said.

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-Day Start-

A new dangerous abnormality has been added. It was none other than the scary Teth…Punishing Bird.

"What a cute little birdy," X said as he began to look at the list.

7. The manager is not allowed to have Army in Black be used for…an under tale experience

8. The manager is not allowed to throw Aleph weapons in Old Faith for the lulz.

9. Punishing Bird is not allowed to be used as a pet by the manager. It is a death machine capable of killing anybody in a single strike.

"Why death machine? He's so cute!" X said gushing over the cute little bird.

"You'll learn soon enough…" Angela said.

X sent an employee in there, who then did such an awful job that the bird escaped, and began to peck at an employee while Agent Dakota watched.

"OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW," Employee said as he was taking red damage but it was minuscule. "Shoo shoo shoo! Stop that!"

He smacked the little bird.

BIG MISTAKE

Then he looked furious and the red splotch on his chest revealed itself to be a second pair of jaws that ate him whole.

"Holy shit!" Dakota said.

"No, I don't want to deal with thi-"

Then Dakota grabbed ahold of an employee that was working directly under her who was trying to leave.

"You WILL not go off and be a pussy goddamnit! You will suffer with me in this godforsaken place. Do you understand me?!" Dakota said.

"Yes ma'am!" The employee said.

"Then get back to work!" Dakota said as he scampered off to do work on Army in Black.

"Did that bird...eat him whole?" X asked. "Also damn Agent Dakota is so vicious even to her own coworkers."

"Yes it did," Angela said. "And I can see that she tends to make sure no one goes off being a coward while dealing with the abnormalities or working on them."

"Well…that was interesting…" As a mysterious person said as he showed up. It was none other than Roland, the Black Silence.

"You're not supposed to be here, yet," Angela said.

"Wait, who is this guy?!" X said.

"A Fixer who should not be here," Angela said.

"Come on, now, my story starts long after this one, I couldn't wait for fifty whole days," Roland said.

Then another person arrived it was none other than the Blue Reverberation, Argalia.

"Okay, now you too why are you even here?" Angela said.

"Are you here to pester me?" Roland said.

"Yes. Yes, I am." Argalia said with a mocking smile.

"This is not what I thought would happen…also," Angela said as she popped a bottle of champagne open.

"Huh?" X said. "Why do you have that?"

"This is going to be the first of many casualties showing up…" Angela said. "This is why we celebrate."

"Okay now I want some of that," Argalia said.

"Me first," Roland said.

Angela thought: 'Netzach would have definitely wanted this champagne…'

A/n: Yep I bet you weren't expecting Argalia & Roland from LoR from showing up weren't you? Plus we get our first appearance of the Punishing Bird doing Punishing Bird things.