Here's the first chapter of the OVA! Enjoy!

Late at night on the park playground, Asher just walked around. A wind blew up the bottom of his shirt, showing his average bulge and top of his white underwear when something suddenly landed in front of him. It was a large, feminine-like mud monster with rocks at its limbs and in its mouth and red eyes. He gasped and turned to run away, but it gave off a flash and he screamed, feeling...his underwear disappear. When it disappeared, he realized his underwear was gone and he blushed hard, covering his bulge. "No!" he exclaimed as the monster approached him.

"Hold it right there," Richard demanded it. The monster turned to see him approach it. "Sora's intel was right on the money all along. There is a despicable monster out attacking guys at night and stealing their underwear." The wind was blowing the bottom of his shirt again, revealing his large bulge and top of his dark underwear. He was crossing his arms and looking confident. "In the name of Duchess Gremory, I will blast you away!"

Immediately, Issei got behind Asher with her bow and arrow in hand. "Are you alright, Asher-kun?" she asked him worriedly.

He nodded, looking sad. "Yeah, but..." he answered. "She stole my briefs!"

Her eyes widened in shock as she looked back at him. "Wait, what?!" It didn't even touch him!

They both then saw it look at them...with Asher's tighty-whities in its mouth. He gasped at the sight, pointing at it. "That's my underwear!"

Now Issei looked pissed at the monster, crying a little. "What are you going to do with Asher-kun's briefs, you stupid monster?!" She then pointed her arrow at it as her gauntlet glowed and shouted, "Boost!"

A small magic circle appeared next to Richard's face as he said in it, "The monster took the bait. Fall in, everybody."

"Yes, President," Yumi replied through the magic circle.

"Roger, sir," Kabu also replied.

The monster then looked at the red-haired man, its eyes flashing and about to give him the flash. Instantly, a worried Asher shouted, "President-san, look out! Don't let that flash hit you!"

"President!" Issei also shouted at him.

Thankfully, he dodged the flash and landed on the ground, his bulge on emphasis. The monster then got struck by lightning, shocking it...and Asher's briefs. He tensed up at the sight of that. Up flaying in the air with their devil wings were Akihiko and Xenos, who had Durandel out.

"Eeto, eeto~," the raven-haired guy said. "Leave some for us now, will you~?"

The red-haired man stood up and looked up at him. "As told, it's after men's underwear. Look sharp, gentlemen."

The monster then looked at the guys. Richard had his dark, semi-transparent underwear on, which was tight around his bulge. Akihiko had a dark thong on, his bulge popping out. Xenos had blue and white briefs on, his large bulge popping out in that too. It then shot its hand at the guys in the air. The blue-haired male lunged towards it and slashed its hand off with Durandel. Some of the mud got onto Asher's briefs, now him looking mortified about it. Issei boosted her power and made her bow a specialized one. Akihiko had more lightning sparking on his hand. "Now..." he said.

Richard got out his magic circle to channel his Crimson Ruin. "Let's finish this!" he finished for him.

Asher then yelled, "MY PRIZED BRIEFS ARE IN HER MOUTH, EVERYONE! DON'T DO IT!"

With that, they've held back, the dark-haired guy nervously smiling. "Eeto, eeto~, we shouldn't fight all willy-nilly now~."

Xenos sighed deeply. "Now what do we do?"

Suddenly, the monster then got out...tentacle-like hands...and grabbed Richard first, shocking him and reminding him of...other times he was grabbed like this. "Not again!" he exclaimed.

The female pervert's eyes widened at that sight. "Tentacles?! Again?!" she also exclaimed, also reminded of those times. It then grabbed the rest of the guys, including Asher, making him scream. She looked up at him. "Asher-kun!"

"Issei-san!" Some of the tentacle-like hands spread his legs apart, showing off his bulge.

"Eeto, eeto~..." Akihiko muttered, still nervously smiling as the tentacle-like arms wrapped him right beneath his pecs.

It got all the guys, but... Why wasn't I grabbed? she thought.

Richard looked down at her and said, "Isa, help! We've messed up!"

She nodded, having her determined face. "I got you, President!"

"Boost!" shouted her gauntlet as she stepped closer to the monster. However, before she could do anything, a cloaked figure appeared out of nowhere and slashed its head, decapitating it. The tentacle hands disappeared, making the guys land safely on the ground, their bulges bouncing a little.

Xenos looked surprised when he saw that. "Wait a minute, that technique..." he said.

The cloaked figure sighed in relief and said, "Well, that's that." He then placed his sword on his arm...working as an arm bracelet.

"Excalibur Mimic?"

The cloaked figure looked at him and smiled as he uncloaked himself and let out his ponytail. "Long time, no see, man." It was Irving, as expected from everyone else. He looked very friendly, waving at everyone. "Hey, House of Gremory!"

OVA #3: To Be A Pervy Goddess!-Part 1

While Asher dug through the mud with a stick to try and find his prized briefs, everyone focused their attention on Irving. "I don't suppose you're here for a friendly chat," Richard said to him. "Are you after the monster?"

He nodded at him. "Yeah," he answered. "But my real target is its master. She is known as the Legendary Sage."

Xenos realized what he was talking about. "Are you referring to the sage that the Church has been after for many years?" he asked him. He nodded at him.

"And they sent you to deal with her?" Issei also asked.

He then looked at her and smiled. "Yeah, I DID live here one time."

The red-haired male looked a little puzzled. "So, a woman called the Legendary Sage is stealing men's underwear?"

He nervously snickered. "I know, it sounds dumb. But I was ordered to quell the problem and now I'm here."

"So you're after a brief thief?" She almost giggled at that, since those rhymed. "You Church people must get pretty bored."

The blue-haired guy rather looked at her with a skeptical look. "That can't be true." He then looked at his friend. "Right, Irving?"

He kind of stiffened a little, blushing in a bit of nervousness. "Uh...noooo..." Both of them gave him skeptical looks.

Richard then got into thinking. "But then why would the Church want this sage so badly?"

"Well...she..." He then raised his fist up. "She's a female sex offender, so she deserves to be punished, alright?!" All of them were concerned, but guessed that made some sense.

Suddenly, a communication magic circle appeared in front of the crimson-haired male and showed a hologram of Yumi. "President," she said. "Grace-chan detected trace amounts of mana remains." He nodded, meaning that the Legendary Sage must be there...

"I found them!" Asher happily announced as he got out his now mud-covered, dirty briefs. Everyone looked back at him before he frowned. "But they're all dirty..." It was nothing a wash couldn't fix, but now he couldn't get them back on. Jeez, did it feel weird to be without underwear, his pants being tight around his butt and his manhood touching the fabric...not only that, he felt more cold without them.

But...Issei didn't mind...she didn't mind at all...

Later that night, the peerage and Irving arrived at the same place they killed the Visor. "So, this is it?" asked the female pervert.

"Cliche that we find another problem here," Kabu stated bluntly. Everyone had to agree with him there.

...

They entered inside and looked around for a woman. Irving mentioned that she was an older woman, so they made sure to find an older woman. "Nobody seems to be here..." Asher stated.

Grace, as a bat, flew to everyone and said, "There's a door up ahead, but it's sealed by magic." They nodded at her as she lead them to a patterned door.

Akihiko smirked and walked right in front of it. "I got this~," he said to them as he spread his arms out and made the middle of the door glow. All the patterns of the door then glowed with it as the glowing dimmed and the door opened. He then faced the peerage. "I'll stay here and keep watch~. There is no guarantee that this woman could control only one monster~."

Richard nodded, smiling at him. "Good idea." He then looked at the two blondes. "Ash, Yumi, you two stay with him, alright?"

They both nodded, both replying, "Yes, sir."

With those three left behind, the rest of the peerage opened the door a little more and entered into it. They all walked down the stairs as quietly as they could before reaching to the ground. They then sneaked around until they found some light source. They crept to the room where the light source came from, looking through the window discreetly. They did see an older woman with short gray hair, blue eyes, and glasses. She wore a nun's dress with a brown coat over it. She was surrounded by cylinders and containers of bright liquids while she was looking at...a plain beige pair of briefs.

"How mundane..." she muttered to herself as she looked over it. "Boring color choice, generic design..." She then tried to stretch it out a little. "Not that flexible. This would never work." She sighed as she threw that to the ground with other underwear she didn't like with them. She then got out another pair of men's underwear, this one being string and bright blue. She smiled at that. "Oh, but this is a good one!" She then placed that in a...chest full of men's underwear she liked.

"That's the Legendary Sage?" Richard whispered to the exorcist.

He nodded. "Yes, without a doubt, that's her," he answered back in a whisper.

Issei, along with the rest, looked serious about this too. "She stole ALL that underwear?" she asked quietly. "She's got a huge collection going on here." And she was quite envious of that...

The red-haired man narrowed his eyes. "I highly doubt it's a mere 'collection', Isa. I think she's trying to sort of the type of underwear she needs for a ritual of some sort."

"Ritual?" Grace asked. He nodded as a response.

The Legendary Sage's face lit up in pleasant surprise as she pulled out another pair of underwear and held it up in the air. This one was a low-cut brief, being dark-colored, semi-transparent, and the back shaped...like a thong. "Now THIS is fantastic!"

The chestnut-haired guy instantly gasped and blushed at the sight of the pair. "W-wait, that's-!" he exclaimed.

The brown-haired girl looked up at him with a concerned look. "Is something wrong?" she asked him.

She didn't need to know, so he looked at her and shook his head instantly. "N-no way! Not at all!"

"Aren't those your-" Xenos asked before he cut him off.

"I mean, can't you just imagine how many guys this woman shamed in gathering her trove of underwear?! Like, sheesh!"

Richard smirked, agreeing with him. "You do have a point," he replied to him. "So we might as well confront her now." Everyone else nodded in agreement, ready to follow his lead.

Meanwhile, the older woman walked with her chest of underwear to a sketched out magic circle. She set it at the middle of it and opened it up. Richard gestured the rest to follow him in, so they did. He looked confident and crossed his arms, looking at the woman. "Well, I see that you've gotten yourself quite the collection here, brief thief," he said to her. "Or should I call you the Legendary Sage?"

The woman sighed as she began to place the underwear to outline the shape of the magic circle. "And I see that you are the ones sneaking around in the shadows like rats," she replied to him as she looked at him with a smile. "What do you need? If you are planning to donate your lovely underwear to my experiment, I'll gladly oblige." She then continued to place the underwear to outline the magic circle.

He scoffed. "Don't kid yourself. You've had your fun in MY territory."

Xenos and Irving then stepped more towards her. "You are a filthy heathen and practitioner of dark arts," the blue-haired guy sharply said to her.

"Orders from the Church say I must bring you in!" the chestnut-haired guy added as they both summoned their swords. "My Excalibur Mimic will strike you from which you stand! Amen!" They both then had their backs to each other. Irving's purple eyes widened when he realized something. "Hey, we're totally in-sync!"

"Like in morning training." They both smiled at each other, thinking of those good times they had together.

"You have the holy sword Excalibur?" the Legendary Sage asked before scoffing. "Please sheath your brutish weapon, boy. I was once of the Church, if you don't know."

"So it's really true?" Richard asked Irving.

He nodded once again. "Yes, yes it is."

Done! What do you guys think?

Yeah, so seeing the title...that definitely means there's a change in this OVA. Hope you guys don't mind that!

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