Disclaimer : I do not own Ah! My Goddess or Rosario+Vampire
-oOoOoOo-
Due to a potion blowing up, Urd's body had been reduced to about 16 years in age. Before she could undo it, She had gotten orders to go to a place called Youkai Academy, observe it, and return with her findings.
Of course, Urd had been a later bloomer when she was younger, a fact that an adult Skuld eagerly took advantage of.
I'm the bigger sister in height and boobs! I'm the bigger sister in height and boobs!" Skuld cackled.
"Yeah, yeah. Get your jollies out now. When I get back, things will get back to normal," Urd grumbled.
"What's that? Can't hear you! You're too flat!" Skuld said before hugging Urd into her chest.
"This would be humiliating, if you still weren't flat," Urd muttered.
Urd had gotten on the bus, where the Bus Driver with glowing eyes said, "Ordinarily, I'd give kids like you a warning about how Youkai Academy is a scary place, but you make me wonder if I should warn the place that someone scary is coming to it."
"Heh. I'm a good kid, just a little temperamental," Urd said before she sat down.
"Temperamental. Is that what the kids call it now?" The Bus Driver chuckled.
The bus then drove through a portal and wound up in an entirely different part of Japan, where it picked up a human named Tsukune Aono. He sat near Urd and said, "Hello. I'm Tsukune Aono. Who are you?"
"I'm Urd Tyrsdotter," Urd replied.
After getting off the bus, Urd and Tsukune headed towards a building. Along the way, Urd had pulled Tsukune off to the side when a brown-haired girl's bicycle had gotten out of control. Somehow, Urd landed on her back and Tsukune had landed on top of her.
Urd idly stared at Tsukune, who was frozen in place in embarrassment. 'Huh. Kinda like Keiichi. Wonder if there's a Belldandy here for him?'
After getting bored, she asked, "Well, either get off or start something fun. Don't just stay there staring."
"R-right, right," Tsukune uttered as he scrambled up to his feet. He then helped Urd to her feet.
-oOo-
When they met the girl later, she introduced herself as Moka Akashiya and that she was a vampire. She drank Tsukune's blood and was amused at how he panicked. Urd used a salve to heal the bites and a pill that restored his lost blood.
"Just letting you know, Tsukune. You can't turn into a vampire from them simply biting you and drinking your blood. That would mean that today's dinner is tomorrow's rival. What turns you into a vampire is them injecting their blood into you and you surviving the transformation. If they hypnotize you before the injection, you become their thrall," Urd explained.
"Really?" Tsukune and Moka asked.
"You're… a vampire and didn't know that?" Urd asked.
"I did not know about the thrall part," Moka sheepishly answered. There was a twitch in reality and Moka's brown hair changed.
"Your hair is now Pink," Urd said with a raised eyebrow.
"It's always pink in my sealed form," Moka asked, tilting her head in confusion.
"It was brown before," Urd pointed out.
"No, it wasn't," Tsukune and Moka replied.
Urd was about to argue, but decided to give up on it. She hated reality twitches. No one ever believed her.
-oOo-
Tsukune was being held by the captain of the Swimming club, a mermaid. She had fallen in love with Tsukune's human scent and had decided that she alone would have Tsukune. First by draining his vitality and then by devouring his flesh. She planned on him being the last one for the day, so his fear would be greater, making him more delicious to her.
Moka was about to dive into the school pool to save Tsukune from the mermaids, only to be stopped by Urd.
"You're a smart cookie, so here's a math problem. You're a vampire, they're mermaids in water, and I can control electricity far better than anyone here. What's the best solution?" Urd asked as she got on her knees and dipped her finger in.
Electricity shot out from her finger, hitting only the mermaids and the drained victims. The victims' vitality was restored and the mermaids screamed in pain. The former victims ran out of the pool. Tsukune climbed out, helped by Moka and Urd.
"Just letting you know, Tsukune. Vampires' Youkai energy gets disrupted by regular water, but not water that has certain herbs in it. So either you lived under a rock before getting here or you were too distracted by mermaid boobies to remember," Urd said, trying to protect Tsukune's secret of being a human and knowing there were still others around to overhear.
-oOo-
They joined the Newspaper club, where their senpai was a werewolf named Gin. After the girls hung up a sign, while standing on chairs, he told the girls that Tsukune was looking up their skirts.
Before Kurumu and Moka could slap Tsukune, Urd stood in front of them, saying, "Let me check something, girls."
Before anyone could ask, a Mini-Urd flew into view, making the youkai ladies coo, "Adorable!"
Urd asked, "Well? Did Tsukune do it?"
Gin began to get nervous when Mini-Urd used her magic to form a screen that showed Gin looking up the skirts, not Tsukune.
"Well, I think it's obvious. Gin is trying to make Tsukune look bad, so he can try to get in our panties," Urd said with a shrug as Mini-Urd rejoined her. "What shall we do with a perverted Senpai?"
Moments later, Gin's face had gotten harsh slaps from Moka and Kurumu. Urd delivered an UrdBolt to the werewolf's stomach. Urd wondered if she went too harsh, as Gin curled up in pain.
She decided she didn't go far enough and gave him a kick in the ribs for good measure.
The three girls and Tsukune walked back to the classroom where the Newspaper Club had as its room.
"So, while we wait for pervert Senpai, I want Tsukune to answer a question," Urd said. She faced Tsukune and lifted up the front of her skirt. "What do you think of my panties?"
Tsukune fell over, blood spurting from his nose. Moka rushed to his side, crying out in panic, "Tsukune!"
Kurumu stomped towards Urd, who had let go of her skirt. The blue-haired succubus growled, "Stop trying to seduce my Tsukune!"
Urd let out an amused snort. "Hey, just having fun with him."
Kurumu headed over to Tsukune, who was now sitting on a chair with Moka standing near him. She asked, "Are you alright, Tsukune?"
"Y-yeah. Just wasn't expecting Urd-san to do that," Tsukune muttered.
"Well, what do you think of my panties?" Kurumu said, pulling up her skirt.
Tsukune had another bloodspurt from his nose. Moka glared at Kurumu, asking, "Why did you do that?"
"I'm a succubus and I'm not going to lose a battle of sexiness with anyone!" Kurumu proudly stated.
"Wanna join the contest, Moka?" Urd asked with a grin as she gestured towards the vampire's skirt.
"No!" Moka cried out, holding down her skirt.
-oOo-
Urd and Tsukune had snuck into the Art classroom. Tsukune opened the closet door and gasped when he found a statue of a naked crying girl. He uttered, "What the?"
Urd walked by him and momentarily froze in anger. "Tsukune… The Teacher is a Gorgon, she's turning girls into statues, and Moka has been taking private lessons under her. So guess what?"
"Moka is the next target?" Tsukune asked in growing horror.
"Yup. Maybe us, too," Urd popped as she prepared a panacea spell. She looked around the room, seeing statues covered in sheets.
"What are you two doing here?" A voice called out as Urd increased the range of the spell.
"Getting ready to start a little mob justice, Hitomi Ishigami," Urd said, setting off the spell.
The formerly petrified girls furiously rushed at Ishigami and began viciously beating her up.
"Should… Should we do something?" Tsukune asked, horrified at how savage the girls were getting.
Urd stared at the beating for a few moments before saying, "They were frozen in place for who knows how long, only able to cry. No sight, no hearing, no feeling, no smell, and probably not even touch. If you want my opinion, let them kill her. After all, several monsters did try to kill you, just for being near me, Kurumu, Moka, and Yukari."
"But it's wrong, Urd-san. We need to let the headmaster know and-" Tsukune began.
"He has a crystal ball that lets him view anywhere in the academy, as well as various seals that warn him of anything. And not only that, but if he were to punish her, it'd probably be banishment from the academy, where she'd find something to cause chaos and sneak back in," Urd replied. "And he probably won't punish the students for it, claiming it was out of his hands."
-oOo-
Urd poked Kuyou in the chest, saying, "Tsukune isn't a human. In fact, I think you're a human who is trying to throw Aono-san under the bus to hide your secret."
Unknown to anyone, Urd had sealed Kuyou's kitsune form from the moment she poked him.
Kuyou grew furious at Urd, growling, "I am not one of those disgustingly weak humans! I am a Kitsune and I will burn you for even daring to think that I am a human!"
Moments passed.
A smirking Urd said, "I'm waiting. Y'know, to be burned?"
Kuyo stared at his hands in horror before glaring at Urd. "You did something to me…"
"I'm betting you used some artifact to make it seem you were a kitsune and it broke," Urd lied.
Before Kuyou could do anything, The Public Safety Commission cronies grabbed him. One who had worked under the Kitsune for the glory of being feared by others, but hated how Kuyou lorded over everyone, said with a wicked grin, "Kuyou, we'll be locking you up, investigating everything you've done, and determining your fate."
Once the PSC had left the Newspaper Club alone, Tsukune hugged Urd, saying, "Thank you."
"I'm glad to know you're not a human, Tsukune," Gin sighed.
Deciding that he shouldn't keep secrets from his friends, Tsukune said "But I am. Urd-san saved me."
Gin, Yukari, and Kurumu looked shocked.
"Yup. I sealed up Kuyou's powers. They'll be sealed unless I put in the password and chances are he'll be killed long before I change my mind," Urd added.
Kurumu broke Tsukune's hug with Urd and proceeded to hug Tsukune into her boobs. She looked at the top of Tsukune's head as she said, "It doesn't matter if you're a human or a youkai. I still love you, Tsukune."
She playfully glared at Urd, saying, "While I thank you for saving Tsukune's life, you're still my rival in love."
Urd smirked, thinking, 'If you think I'm a rival for his love, you're chasing a dead end. I see how he looks at Moka. He'll pick her, just like Keiichi picked Belldandy over Peorth.'
-oOo-
The trip to Witch's Hill was fun to Urd. She burned a lot of Xenomorph-like sunflower monsters and got a gothic-styled witch who liked to be dominated. Sure, Ruby Toujou wanted Tsukune to dominate her, but was pleased with Urd's dominating nature.
-oOo-
When Urd found out that one of the P.E. Teachers had been molesting a yukionna named Mizore Shirayuki, Urd went on a hunt.
After finding out it was a kraken named Okuto Kotsubo, Urd helped Mizore beat him up. Any time the kraken tried to whip, strangle, or molest them, an army of Mini-Urd threw Urdbolts to paralyze Okuto.
Once a barely breathing Okuto stopped moving, covered in burns and ice, Mizore formed her ice claws, muttering, "And now to finish him off…"
She paused, expecting Urd to stop her. Seeing Mizore look at her, Urd said, "I'm not gonna stop you. Tsukune would've. He likes the peaceful options and wants there to be peaceful relations between youkai and humans. Me? I like making sure things like Okuto pay for their actions. The political relationship stuff is something others are handling, so I don't have to."
Mizore looked between Urd and Okuto for a few moments. Eventually, she unformed her ice claws and said, "I like Tsukune's articles in the paper. I see him being as weak and gentle as I thought I was. I want to be like him. I want Tsukune to like me."
And with that Mizore walked away. Okuto let out a sigh of relief, only to regain his fear when Urd said with a smile, "Guess I get to finish the job..."
The Cafeteria did appreciate the calamari that Urd donated. She made sure to prevent the Newspaper Club from eating any, though.
-o-
The headmaster punished Urd for killing a teacher by hiring Lind to be the replacement P.E. Teacher.
When Urd pointed out the death of Hitomi Ishigami, A grinning headmaster replied that it fell under Mob Justice and therefore was out of his hands.
Urd felt like blasting off the smirk on the headmaster's face, but chose not to.
-oOo-
Tsukune had led Urd away from the others.
Urd had her arms behind her head, idly pondering, 'So I wonder what advice I should give Tsukune to win Moka's heart? Picnic? Date in the human world? A potion to help him safely become a vampire faster?'
Once they were at the roof, Tsukune looked towards Urd with a nervous smile, saying, "Urd-san… I love you and-and I want to date you. Will you be my girlfriend?"
"Eh?" Urd uttered in a slight panic. She pegged Moka, Kurumu, Mizore, Ruby, and even Yukari to be choices for Tsukune's love.
All Urd did was get his ass out of the fire when monsters attacked, healed him when he needed it, gave him some potions and training to help him survive on his own without risking losing his humanity, let him vocally vent his frustrations to her in private, offer advice when he needed it without asking for a price, never fought over him like he was some piece of property when the others girls did, and..
'Oh,' Urd thought, realizing how she unintentionally won.
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Notes From HotelKatz : I have no idea where to do if I continued this. Would Urd accept? Would she refuse?
About the only thing I can say is Urd's keeping Ruby. After all, A dom like Urd enjoys a sub like Ruby.