Disclaimer: I do not own Ah! My Goddess or Kantai Collection. Also, I've never really gotten into Kantai Collection.

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It had all started when Keiichi won quite a bit of money from a simple lottery. Not wanting Skuld or Urd to spend it all on booze or ice cream, he decided to spend it all on a Gacha machine and give out the little trinkets to the goddesses.

Sure, he could spend the money on food, but Urd and Skuld would trick Belldandy into giving in to their habits.

So Keiichi rode around on his beemer until he found a Gacha machine. He found one near a hobby shop. As he put money in, he noted that inside each ball were little dolls. Some were dressed similar to a miko and the others were dressed in a ghostly white uniform. They all had some machine stuff on them that made them look like battleship or military cosplayers.

After putting them away in a bag in his side car, Keiichi rode home, unaware that the hobby shop and the Gacha machine had faded away, leaving a long-abandoned building in their place. Then again, it would return, if he came back to the same spot.

Back at the temple, he found that the Norns had left. A note said that there was some business they needed to take care of elsewhere on the planet, but they'd be back home in time

So he sat down and picked three of the Gacha balls out. He opened one, only for the room to be filled with smoke. He coughed for a little bit as the air slowly cleared.

"What was that?" Keiichi said, waving the smoke away from his face.

"Smoke, Admiral. Smoke from my summoning," A voice said.

"Oh, I was scared there'd be a fire or something," Keiichi replied before realizing he was talking with someone.

As the smoke cleared, Keiichi saw that he was talking to a brown-long-haired woman who was dressed as a Miko with some battleship weapons on her and a headband that had some radar fins.

.

Just like the little doll in the Gacha ball.

She was sitting near him and said, "I am Kongou, a Kongou class battleship. I, like my sisters, am an anthropomorphic battleship, Admiral."

"Si-sisters?" Keiichi asked. "And I am not an Admiral!"

"Yes, you are or else you would not have been able to unlock me," Kongou replied. She went to pick up three Gacha balls. "These are my sis-Hey!"

Keiichi tried to grab the balls from her, not wanting her to free them. "No! We need to wait for Belldandy to-"

During the brief struggle, the gacha balls opened up. More smoke re-filled the room. Kongou said, "but Admiral! I can't open the balls on my own, only you can!"

"Damn-cough-it!" Keiichi uttered. Once the smoke cleared, he saw that there were three more women. They were dressed like Kongou, but their hair was different.

Kongou made some poses (that Keiichi thought were rather chunibyo) as she said, "I'm the name ship of the Kongou class! Born in England, raised in Japan, I'm Kongou!"

Somehow, the background shifted to a battleship firing its cannons. Keiichi was surprised and shocked at it.

The light-brown-short-haired one that seemed to fawn over Kongou like Skuld over Belldandy made similar poses as she said, "Second ship of the Kongou class! I won't lose in Love or War! I'm Hiei!"

As with Kongou, the background also shifted to a battleship firing its cannons.

Next was the one with long gray hair. As she also made similar poses, she announced, " I'm the Third ship of the Kongou Class! Haruna here, I'll give it my best!"

As with her sisters, the background shifted to a battleship firing its cannons.

The one who looked like a taller and confident Sora announced, "Fourth ship of the Kongou Class! I'm Kirishima, the brains of the fleet!"

Keiichi was more-or-less confused at the background shifting to a battleship firing its cannons.

The four Kongou sisters stood side-by-side as they said, "We are the four Kongou sisters!"

"Yeah!" Kongou yelled, causing several colorful explosions behind her and her sisters.

"Hey Kei! We're home!" Urd's voice called out. The four Kongou sisters stood up and their eyes turned towards the entrance as the door slowly opened.

"Ooh boy," Keiichi uttered, sensing a battle incoming.

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To Keiichi's relief, a battle did not immediately erupt.

As soon as the Norns entered, the Kongou sisters began to prepare for battle.

"Keiichi? What's going on?" Belldandy asked.

"Kongou sisters! Stop it! They're my friends!" Keiichi shouted as soon as the battleships began aiming their machine guns.

"Understood, Admiral," The Kongou sisters replied with varied levels of disappointment.

Keiichi let out a sigh of relief. Urd asked, "So… Wanna tell us what happened while we were out?"

After Keiichi told the Norns what happened…

"Damn, Keiichi. First a complete goddess sister set, and next you get a full Battleship sister set," Urd said as she shook her head with amusement. "Are you sure you're unlucky?"

"Yes…" Keiichi uttered.

Kongou hugged Keiichi and said, "No, you aren't, Admiral! You have us now! You're very lucky!"

Belldandy twitched a little before she said, "Now, now. Let's give Keiichi some space, Kongou-kun."

Kongou hugged Keiichi a little tighter and pouted towards Belldandy. "No! Admiral needs some BURRRRNING LOVE!"

Then she looked towards Keiichi. "And I'm the one to give him some!"

Haruna, Urd, Skuld, and Kirishima all turned blue with horror as Kongou kissed Keiichi on the cheek. Hiei glared at Keiichi.

-o-

The next fight broke out over Tea.

"Darjeeling," Belldandy said.

"Black Tea," Kongou replied.

Both continued to glare at each other as they drank their respective tea.

-oOo-

Despite how she treated Keiichi, Hiei did have something of a crush on him and tried to make up for the times she got angry with him by making him curry.

As Hiei walked away with a plate of curry, she overheard Belldandy weep. The shipgirl thought, 'Ah, Belldandy must smell how wonderful my curry is.'

Once Hiei was out of hearing range…

Belldandy was on her knees, tears running from her eyes. There was burned food, bent and broken cooking utensils, and charred pans everywhere. The air was outright nasty, like it was trying to assault the eyes, nose, and skin.

If Skuld and Urd had simply had one of their fights and threw their bombs and bolts everywhere, it would have done less damage to the kitchen.

Were it not for Belldandy seeing Hiel walk from the Kitchen, the Norn would have thought Mara had decided to strike at Belldandy's second-most vulnerable spot. (The first being Keiichi.)

After wiping away her tears, Belldandy headed to Skuld's room. The middle sister knocked, getting the younger's attention.

"Skuld… Hiel-kun… tried her hand at cooking," Belldandy said, looking sick. "I… need your robots to decontaminate and repair the kitchen."

Haruna appeared and coughed a little to get the goddesses' attention. With a curtsy, Haruna said, "Haruna will help Banpei and the Mini-Banpei. After all, Hiei is Haruna's sister and Haruna wants to make up for Hiei's… lack of care in Belldandy-san's kitchen."

As for Hiei's curry, Keiichi tried it… and paid for it in the next few hours.

From that moment on, Keiichi ran when Hiei appeared with Curry. Once, he somehow ran faster than Stringfellow.

As for Kongou, she got along with Tamiya and Otaki like a house on fire. Often to the point where Belldandy, Sora, Chihiro, or some combination of the three had to scold them after a hare-brained scheme. And usually after that, Kongou tackle-hugged Keiichi, claiming she needed to be cheered up.

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Keiichi and Otaki were in a garage, cleaning up various tools and car parts.

"So… That Kongou…" Otaki began. " If you hadn't met Bell, would you have dated Kongou?"

Keiichi paused to think about it. "Maybe. With how she scared off Aoshima, she did seem pretty cool."

All of a sudden, Otaki stopped and looked towards the wall. Keiichi was about to ask something when he heard rapid footsteps. He muttered, "No… It can't be… She's halfway across town."

The footsteps began to get louder and louder. Then a familiar voice cried out, "Ad… mi…ral!"

The building began to shake. Otaki grinned, "Heh. Keiichi, I'm jealous."

Keiichi nervously began to laugh before a door slammed open, revealing Kongou behind it. She giggled, "Burning Love!", right before flipping into the air and tackle-hugging someone into her bosom.

"Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss!" She said, briefly hugging him tighter each time she spoke. "Admiral!"

"Wow…" A blushing Otaki uttered, "Really jealous."

"Wait. This isn't the Admiral. It's…" Kongou uttered before looking down. "Oh, Otaki!"

"Yup, I'm Otaki," Otaki said with a perverted giggle.

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Notes from HotelKatz : This was a bit of a request from David Alan Abramczyk on discord.

As for ideas I got from researching, I wondered if it would be possible for the Goddesses to become temporary versions of the Abyssal Fleet, even if it was due to Mara or Hild doing some mumbo-jumbo to the goddesses. They'd be the villainous versions of the Abyssal Fleet, not friendly versions like the Hoppo-chan no Nichijou doujin.

Skuld probably would be the most likely, what with her water connection and Tech abilities. Imagine a story where Skuld is not only a villain, but powerful enough to actually be a threat to Belldandy. True, sisterly love would win the day.