Rebirth of the Ten Tailed God

Chapter Three: Klara Valon,

Reviews are up here this chapter
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Literally everyone: I get it, you don't like the broken speech, he won't go through the entire story talking like a person who ejected himself from society, I'm sorry I tried to have a Naruto who wasn't the usual super intelligent, super serious, and super overpowered character and I shouldn't have tried writing something different,

And before anyone comments that I need to calm down The only thing pissing me off is my own super power of getting easily distracted, combined with all the work I put into the now never going to get finished or released Chapter 2.5 since nobody ever voted on the poll I had up, if anyone even knew about it, and more so that fucker over there *points at a super muscular bunny*

Plot bunny: You should write an overwatch fanfic about Mercy and Dva being a family,

Our hero: THAT'S ALREADY A THING DOG BLAMMIT!,

Plot bunny: Oh and a fanfiction about Deku becoming Ana,

Our hero: STOP IT!,

Plot bunny: And don't forget to do all that while keeping up with your other stories, you should really have updated some of them by now,

Our hero: I will murder you!,

The Plot bunny shook his head and raised a glowing finger, suddenly characters from other things Our hero has written appear,

Sweet Saviour Izumi: write my story, I want to know how mine and Toga's relationship goes,

Grinning Ninja Naruto: No write mine, you know the suspense you left the fans with won't stick around forever,

Lunaphrodite Luna: Fuck you sexy bastards he hasn't touched me in a year,

Brook meets sans Jolly king sans: Sounds like you're all rather lucky, we have been left for what feels like eons,

Our hero: I hate you all,

The actual reviews are below

Sho Rei: thank you,

Guest: And as with the last guy who had this comment, thank you for reading and I hope someone writes the version you want to read,

SilveerKnighT: Well shit, did'ja ya at least sign the waiver?, the one that says I ain't liable for damages?,

K Alexander manning: he will,

Yami-dalseith: When you say actual thought do you mean I need to write what he's thinking or just that he needs to start thinking?,

he isn't actually a sage he just thinks he is,

I wasn't actually trying to bring attention to anything with Ino I simply needed her to have something some would consider abnormal for her to overcome that would set her apart from the Ino I write for the Grinning Ninja, honestly with me she could've been anything a Little person, a harpy, Godzilla in a human disguise, a shapeshifting demon that eats the soles off peoples shoes, so I'm just glad I landed on something human,

And I have no idea what word you were going for but I'm certain hades wasn't it, though I do get what you were trying to say, and here I've written below what I think sums it better,

The Naruto in this story is too stupid to solve what's up with Ino because he lacks understanding on the sensitive topic, more so as the story's tone is more comedic then the much more serious topic requires,

And if that summery is what you were going for then I'll say that you're correct, In every way, cause he didn't solve anything, all he did was summarise what she was going through and tell her she didn't need all the answers, yes anyone else would've been a better to talk to her about it but with Ino being stubborn it took an odd ball like Naruto to throw off her guard so she would reveal what's bothering her,

As for it being in the story despite the nature of the topic and the tone, yeah I just figured that out myself, cause I literally write the chapters and then since it's usually one o'clock here in England when I finish so I post it and sleep.

OmegaRealism: I don't really do this but this laddo's comment had me baffled at first so I'm going to place his comment below so you can at first understand what this guy said,

Rebirth of the Ten Tailed God review: bye you lost a reader i won't read such horrible written dog shit garbage from a person who who apparently is brain dead and mentally retarded and talk like a 2 year old go grow the fuck up you dumb ass annoying bitch.

Now for those of you who don't understand why OmegaRealisim blasts me for and I quote 'dog shit garbage from a person who who apparently is brain dead and mentally retarded,' I looked on his profile page and I figured out what the small child didn't like was that Ino(a character who is not likely to be Naruto's lover at all) has both a vagina and a penis,

My is my response to Omega Realisim: YOU HATE CHICKS WITH DICKS! SOMEONE GO ROADHOG CAUSE THIS MERCY MAIN'S BOUT TO BUFF SOME DAMAGE ALL UP IN THIS MATCH *realises I'm not playing Overwatch* oh, *Shrugs* Well fuck off then.

Let's begin

As Naruto walked through the forest with a new leak staff in his mouth, the Kokuo furnace on his back, he hummed a happy tune as he went, as he came to the edge where the gate was he smiled seeing Ino waiting for him on the other side, he took the leak out of his mouth, "Hello Ino-chan," he greeted "is a good morning yiss?,

In response Ino put her hands on her hips, "Why do you live in a forest?," she asked, "it's too far to walk everyday Naruto-kun, and this is only my first day doing that," then she huffed, "and good morning to you too,"

"Prefer it to living in the village," Naruto answered as he hopped over the fence,

Ino rubbed her shoulder, "Lord Hokage showed me the team assignments, we're a man short," she sighed, "how're we going to pass?,"

Naruto put a hand to his chin, "Am not sure, but is not my focus,"

Ino shook her head slightly, "I'm sorry did you just say you aren't concerned with us not passing the Academy?,"

"We'll pass," Naruto stated, "just am not sure how, sides I prefer think one problem at a time," Naruto looked down at his arm, "I need to think of way not to break own limbs while punching,"

"Yeah you said something about that last night, what have you thought of so far?,"

Naruto smiled, "That about it,"

"Eh?!," Ino buried her face in her hands, "My new friend is a moron," then she took a breath, "Okay how do you break your limbs?,"

"Like this," Naruto said punching upwards with his left arm, the force of his swing making an upwards gust and a sickening crack, Ino shut her eyes and held her skirt down until the gust was gone,

"Th-," Ino's mouth hung open as she saw the state of Naruto's left arm, the skin of the arm had turned purple and had several burns on it, his shoulder had gone black, and the limb hung uselessly at his side, "NARUTO YOUR ARM!," she screamed,

Naruto gave her a pained smile, "Is fine, will heal in five minuets,"

"W-w, how are you so calm?,"

"Have broken my own limbs so many times pain is natural to me," Naruto said, "that or feeling too much pain that I only feel numb,"

"Okay have you tried not breaking your arm when you punch?," Ino asked,

"Yiss, though it didn't work,"

Ino swallowed the saliva that was building up in her mouth, suddenly she realised how different Naruto was to everyone else she'd met, his arm was broken yet he was just standing there as if there were nothing wrong, well that and the fact that he broke his arm and made a strong gust just by punching upwards, "Okay maybe you shouldn't punch?," she asked, "or kick,"

"But that all I have, and it only happen when I use chakra,"

Ino's mouth hung wider now, "When you use chakra it breaks your body?," she asked,

"Yiss," Naruto used the ram sign, "can sho-,"

"Nope," Ino said pushing his fingers down, "trust me I believe you,"

Naruto looked as dejected as a kicked puppy, "Guess will not become Ninja,"

"N-not necessarily, you would just need a fighting style less focused on punches and kicks, oh make that direct strikes in general, maybe something that uses grapples and holds like wrestling,"

Naruto tilted his head, "What's wrestling?,"

"I'll show you later, for now we need to get to school," Ino said pulling the boy with her, "also you should work on your speaking,"

"Am will do be the capamabull of, G!,"

She mock glared at him, "You did that on purpose didn't you?,"

Naruto nodded smiling, "Used humour to diffuse situation,"

Ino sighed, "You do know that if you weren't somewhat intelligent you'd be insufferable right?,"

"Yiss Ino-chan," Ino and Naruto happily walked/got dragged to the academy,

Soon they arrived outside the school the trip had mostly healed the boy's arm but Ino refused to let him jump over the fence she dragged him though the doors, "like a normal person," Ino said smiling, then she realised he was crawling over the wall,

"Yiss, feel like normal boy," Naruto said,

"Ignoring that," Ino said dragging him into the class room, "sorry I'm late I had to drag Naruto here," Ino walked inside to see that apart from Iruka and Shikamaru who were working and sleeping respectively they were the only ones here,

"Ah feeling better today miss Yamanaka?," Iruka asked,

Ino twitched, "Yeah uh, how are we the first ones here?," she asked,

Iruka shrugged "Must've gotten out of bed early today, anyway find your seats and try not to wake Shikamaru,"

Ino nodded "I did, since Naruto lives super far out of town and I wanted to meet him I got up an hour earlier,"

"Funny you arrived an hour earlier too," then Iruka put a hand on his chin, "though I'll admit I'm not sure when Naruto got here yesterday,"

"Aunty Miko-chan brought me here so not sure but nobody else here in class at time," Naruto said,

"Iruka scratched the back of his head, "Probably just wanted to make sure that Naruto knew where the building was so he wouldn't get lost and he ran off to fast before she could tell him school wasn't even open,"

"Makes sense," Ino said, "He broke his own arm today just to show me how he breaks his limbs,"

Iruka's eyes widened, "You broke your arm again?, well since no one's in class I can take you to the hospital,"

"Is mostly healed now," Naruto said moving his arm as proof,

"Right you heal fast," Iruka stated, "Just try not to beak it often, the Hokage has already told me that you technically are the only one restricted from active duty,"

"Yiss will try harder," Naruto stated, the two turned to find seats in the back, which was mostly Ino trying to avoid attention and Naruto following her because he wanted to sit next to her, but before they could get far Sasuke ran into the room and he looked around seeing his options he ran over to the white haired boy and grabbed his arm,

"You are a boy right?," he asked

"Yiss," Naruto responded,

Sasuke grinned and dragged the boy to his usual seat, "sit here," he said pointing at the seat in between Sasuke's and the third one, Naruto complied and Sasuke breathed a sigh of relief as he took his own seat, when the fangirls busted through the door they all screeched

"WHY ARE YOU NEXT TO MY SASUKE?!," and all stormed over to the white haired boy poised to attack him,

Naruto stood up and weaved through every attack, "Sorry," he said accidentally stepping on a girls toes, "pardon me," he said pushing one a little too hard away from him sending her toppling over, then he ducked a punch from Sakura that struck another girl, "am very sorry for that," he apologised as he made it to the other side of the mass of screaming girls,

"HEY!," Sakura shouted "YOU SHOULD BE NICER TO GIRLS," she raised her hand ready to punch him,

Ino froze remembering the punch from Naruto that broke his own arm and made a massive gust, and imagined that punch hitting her old friend, "Sakura don't-," but the cry was too late Sakura hit Naruto head on,

Naruto took the punch before smiling at the pink haired girl, he raised his unbroken arm "Bye," he waved before flipping over her and landing back into the seat Sasuke had told him to sit in,

"What?," Sakura asked, then the fangirls got to their feet, and all glared at the white haired boy, "You!-,"

Then Iruka slammed both hands on his desk "What are you all doing?!," he cried, "this is a place of learning if you want to fight then save it for practice!," he glared at the girls mostly cause he was somewhat aware of what Naruto had endured for most of his life, "now find your seats and sit down,"

"But teacher-," whined one of the girls,

"Do you want to fail?," he asked, quickly the girls sat and began minding their own business, slowly the rest of the class filed in all finding their own seats, Naruto happily sat between two boys and resolved to get to know both better,

The rest of the day passed uneventfully,

-Meanwhile with Itachi-

Itachi sat as his desk, he and seven other Itachi's were filing reports, "This stack is done," one of his clones said pushing said stack to the side, "I'll go get some-,"

Neko jumped into the office "Trouble," She said,

Itachi stood up and nodded at her, the two jumped through the leaf and even exited it they jumped through trees before Neko led him to a clearing,

Twelve bandits had surrounded a young girl who was sobbing over the body of an adult,

"Come here girly, you'll sell we-," Having heard enough Itachi jumped in between the girl and the bandit slicing off his hand, "AH!," he screamed,

"Disappear," Itachi droned emotionlessly, he threw his sword into the air, with his left hand he ran through the seals Snake, Ram, Monkey, Horse, and Tiger, 'Fire Style: Fireball Jutsu,' he thought spitting out a large ball of fire, then as the ball left his mouth with his right hand he ran through the Tiger, Ox, Dog, Rabbit, and Snake seals, 'Wind style: Great breakthrough!,' and then he blew a massive gale at the fireball engulfing the other bandits in fire as well, then he caught his sword and faded into a murder of crows that flew around the area passing every bandit as they did reforming as Itachi in front of the girl, "Don't look," he said to the girl who heard something hit the ground,

"Who?," the girl asked turning to the now smiling Hokage,

"Hello, I'm Itachi Uchiha I'm also th-,"

"Hokage of the hidden leaf?," She asked,

"That I am," he said warmly, then he noticed her headband with four vertical lines on it, "An ame genin?,"

Then he realised there was more then one adult body, two child bodies also littered the floor,

"We were on a mission," she said, "I can't believe we're this close to the leaf," she pulled a piece of paper out of her cloak and an after biting her thumb she made three seals on it and began sealing her teams bodies up, "They ambushed us when our teacher had just gotten out of a fierce battle, after he died the other two didn't stand a chance,"

'I-, if I'd only been quicker,' Itachi thought,

"Lord Hokage, what is going to happen to me?," the girl asked with tears in the corner of her eyes,

Itachi held the child close to him, "Don't worry little one, we'll think of something,"

OCTOPUS-Back with Naruto and Ino-OCTOPUS

Ino dragged Naruto to her home so he could learn about wrestling she pulled the wild boy into her room and slid an old tape into her bedroom Tv "Now I'm not sure who we'll be watching but you'll get the general idea after this," she said,

Suddenly lights started flashing on the Tv making Naruto hiss and jump on the ceiling, "It's just the intro," Ino said, as she skipped past it, "Oh this is a good one, it's a triple threat match between Don Keena, Double I, and Brandy Morton," she said, "You'll want to pay attention to them they all have grappling finishers, Don has the RR where he picks up a guy on his shoulder before slamming them down on the mat, Double I has Bum drop where he grabs his opponent's arms, and has his legs on either side of their face before he jumps with them crushing their face under his butt, and Brandy has the B.P.M where he wraps his hand around a guy's neck before jumping with them and landing flat on his back while holding onto them as he jumps,

The two watched the match though Ino would pause it in order to get snacks or to rewind a part she thought was cool, and though the guys on the tv did punch each other Naruto noticed they did often lift each other to do more damage to each other, but something bothered him, "So why are they fighting?," he asked Ino,

"Oh well they're fighting over the Elemental Nations Wrestling Federation championship belt that Brandy wore into the match," Ino explained, "Don't worry though it's all fake,"

"Huh fake?,"

"Well some of it isn't, the fighting is real but for the most point the matches are staged," Ino said, "It's mostly for entertainment,"

"So nobody really hurt?," Naruto asked,

"Unfortunately no, sometimes they really hurt each other doing all this, which is why the intro always warns people never to try this stuff at home,"

"So how can I learn wrestling?," Naruto asked,

"Honestly I have no idea, but I've heard that one of Konohana's top Ninja is a master of all types of Taijutsu, since you and the Hokage seem to know each other pretty well maybe you can convince him to see if that guy could give you some pointers,"

"That a good idea," Naruto said not moving, "but we should go after this match, might learn something good,"

"Dude I'm not leaving this room till that tape stops," Ino said offering him some cereal she'd pored into a bowl,

They ended up watching every tape Ino had before they left to find the Hokage, Naruto scampered into the Hokage manor, "Am here to see Taichi-kun," he said to the receptionist,

"Please Naruto-sama go right on in," She said,

"Naruto-sama?," Ino asked,

The receptionist took a step away from the wall showing a board with pictures on it, "This is a board of people who are always allowed into the Hokage's personal office at any time of day," The board had Naruto's picture, the Third Hokage Hiruzen Sarutobi, Mikoto and her two children Sasuke and Shinobu, "Everyone in these pictures are always treated with the utmost respect,"

"Let's go Ino-chan," Naruto said as he crawled upstairs, Ino bowed to the receptionist and chased after Naruto, she caught up with him outside the Kage's door,

Ino felt incredibly nervous as Naruto pushed open the door and shouted, "GOOD MORNING TAICHI-KUN," Ino's embarrassment shot through the roof,

She grabbed the blonde, "Don't shout so loud in public places Naruto," Then she turned seeing the amused Hokage, the annoyed council and a lavender haired girl who looked like she'd nearly had a heart attack,

Itachi chuckled, "Good morning Naruto," he smiled at Ino, "Oh and miss Yamanaka, what brings you both to my office?,"

"Ino-chan helped me find a fight style that not involve punching," Naruto explained, "but not able to learn it without help,"

"I might know someone that can help," Itachi said before gesturing to the girl in front of them "but there's a situation that needs my attention right now, this is Klara-san she's a fresh genin from Amegakure, her team was sent to deliver a message from the Amekage but they were attacked by bandits,"

"I am the only one left," Klara stated sadly, 'At least the bodies were sent with the letter so I don't have to carry them,'

Itachi nodded, "And because of Ame's lockdown we likely won't get a response for a while, I've sent one of my personal summons to Ame but no word has returned yet,"

"Thus they are trying to decide what to do with me," Klara stated,

"We should send the girl back to Ame with one of our best ninja," Danzo said, "Amekagure is one of our allies,"

"Who to send though?, Jiraya and Kakashi are still on their respective missions, Guy is training his genin, Kurenai is preparing to train hers, and Asuma is still recovering," Koharu said,

"The only available Jonin are Rin Nohara-," Hotaru said before being interrupted,

"Who openly refuses missions now," Hiruzen reminded his old teammate,

"Obito Uchiha, Shizuku Kurama, and Hayate Gekko," Hotaru finished,

"Obito has similarly refused to leave the village, and Hayate isn't in the best health, which would leave us with Shizuku-san," Itachi said, "If she weren't notoriously terrible with children,"

"If I may," Klara said, "The Amekage has ordered that everyone should be turned away at the gate, since Hanzo the Salamander is still hiding in the village somewhere, it may take him a while but I would recommend waiting for his response,"

"I see," Itachi said, "well it's not really like we can do much at this point anyway," he raised his hand and summoned an Anbu, "Would you go reserve a hotel for Klara and fetch Might Guy?,"

The Anbu bowed "Yes lord Hokage," then they disappeared,

Then Itachi turned to Naruto "So what fighting style has Naruto decided to use from now on?,"

"Wrestling Lord Hokage," Ino replied stiffly,

"Please call me Itachi Ino-san, I'm still not used to being called Hokage," Itachi said, "You wouldn't believe how many times someone has greeted me as the Hokage and I looked around for Him," he gestured to Hiruzen,

Hiruzen rolled his eyes, "You're still getting used to that?," he asked smiling, "It's been thirteen years since you were inaugurated,"

"And until the day I die you will always be who I think of when I think of the Hokage, Lord Hokage," Itachi stated making Hiruzen sigh,

"Back to the matter at hand," he said turning to Ino, "Miss Yamanaka why do you think learning wrestling will help Naruto?," Itachi asked,

Ino blushed, "It was the only grapple based fighting style I could think of,"

"Ah," he nodded, then his eyes went wide "wait what?," he slapped his head, "It was that simple!?," he asked "grappling?!, GAH!?,"

"Why would he have to learn wrestling?," Klara asked,

"Cause of this," Naruto said using the ram sign, but before he could use his chakra Ino punched him hard,

"DON'T SHOW HER MORE GORE!," She shouted hitting the white haired boy into the ground, she smiled at Klara "Sorry about him he's incredibly stupid,"

Klara blinked, "But why cant he just hit people?,"

"Well. . .," Ino drawled not knowing what to tell her,

"Because Naruto's chakra overpowers his physical attacks and decimates his own body," Itachi said,

Klara's eyes widened, "Oh so he's the kid with all the tailed beasts?,"

"Yes that's correct," Hiruzen said,

"What?," Ino asked surprised they'd tell a stranger about Naruto,

"Lord Hokage I don't think that's wise to-," Homura said,

"Please this isn't a secret that can be kept, and trying to force Naruto to keep it will only end in disaster," Hiruzen said, "And I am not the Hokage anymore,"

"Besides the five Kage all know Naruto contains the tailed beasts anyway and nothing happened," Itachi said,

'Of course he hurts himself,' Klara groaned internally as she walked over and grabbed Naruto's arm, "So why not use seals?,"

"I'm sorry?," Itachi asked,

Klara turned back to him, "The problem is that Naruto unconsciously draws out too much power, but by using seals you could restrict the percent of the chakra he can access,"

Itachi smiled at her, "I see, and you know how to do that don't you?,"

"Lord Hokage!," Koharu exclaimed, "you can't trust a child to expertly use seal work,"

"Why not Larry?," Klara asked,

Hotaru turned to the Itachi who mouthed something at her, then she took a breath, "Fine, do whatever,"

Itachi took an inkwell from under his desk and Hiruzen placed a brush with it,

"Thanks," Klara said taking both, she took Naruto's arm and inscribed delicate seals on it, "this is just to test the theory is sound I'll restrict you to forty percent,"

"Right well let's all go to the roof so Naruto doesn't destroy the Hokage's office again,"

Naruto grinned sheepishly, "Am sorry,"

When they made it to the roof Naruto walked into the middle and focused chakra his arm, he gritted his teeth as the searing pain hit, and muffled a scream as his arm imploded,

"NARUTO!," the boy couldn't tell who shouted his name just that someone did, he wobbled on his feet turning back, "G-," he fought through the pain to say "guess forty is too m-much?," he clamped his mouth shut and resisted the urge to vomit,

Klara slowly walked over to him 'This is the power of the nine biju?, it's overwhelming,' she thought, "F-," she gritted her teeth, "Five percent!," she said quickly scribbling on his other arm, "if you have an-,"

Naruto smiled at her as he focused chakra into his arm and punched the air bracing for the pain,

A small gust blew, and Naruto looked up his arm was fine,

"It works?," he asked,

"That's worked you little troublemaker!," A voice shouted,

Everyone looked around until a cry of "DYNAMIC!-," cut through the air, a flying kick from a man in a green jumpsuit with black hair in a bowl style, "ENTRY!," he said defying the momentum of his kick and landing on the floor with a spin, "You rang lord Hokage?," he asked, then he gave a thumbs up and grin both his thumb and teeth sparkled, "Might Guy, at your service,"

A woman jumped off his back, "And me his backpack," she glared at Naruto, "One armed nurse lady,"

Naruto smiled at her, "Glad you're here," he then fell on his back, "am in a lot of pain,"

She sighed "I can see that," she stormed over to him and her hand glowed green as she pressed it to his missing arm, "why do you keep mutilating your own body brat?, is it some insipid fad?,"

"Not understand what most of that means, but not think I break my body as much anymore,"

"Why do you think that?," she asked wrapping his forearm with bandages,

"Klara-chan helped me-," then Naruto passed out,

OCTOPUS-The End-OCTOPUS

This chapter sucked balls to write, but it needed to be written,

and now I ask you the fans

what method to temper his strength should Naruto use?

wrestling Or seals?,

also his speech will be fixed by chapter five,

and with that I'm out,

Our hero AWAAAAAAAAAY

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