Before we begin this chapter there's something I need to ask the good people reading this story, other then Naruto who else has bad grammar?,

You see in the reviews some people have commented about the bad grammar and I want to know who else has spoken without proper grammar,

You see Naruto's speech is intentionally bad, it's a reminder that he secluded himself from everyone without directly mentioning it every chapter, it's also a reference to Tarzan who I somewhat modelled this version after like I stated in chapter one,

Here lemme flashback to that,

OCTOPUS-Flashback-OCTOPUS

Our hero sat at the keyboard typing, "The first question I'm likely to be asked is what is up with Naruto?," the heroic hero'y hero typed heroically, "Well that requires a bit of explaining, you see Naruto has the power of not one, but all nine tailed beasts and Kaguya before he was born," it made sense the reader thought, as they read the hero's words, "he has no chance of performing any ninjutsu but he'll hit as hard as Allmight, which made me think he was far too overpowered so I had to think of something for him to overcome,"

"What could it be?," Y/N asked, "What genius can Our hero use to expertly explain himself out of this one?," Y/N asked knowing that all the hero could do was flail ineffectively against fate, Y/N knew the Hero had been backed into a corner, and by his greatest enemy himself and due to his greatest weakness his own stupidity and inability to take two seconds to think about the consequences of his actions,

"Thus I combined young Amethyst from Steven Universe and Tarzan and what we got was the result, he's an impossibly strong yet naïve and possibly crazed child who has too much power for his body to handle," Y/N was stunned at the hero's proclamation,

"The hero did it?," Y/N asked, "THE HERO DID IT!," Y/N shouted out into the world, and suddenly world piece happened, as everyone on the planet realised they all sucked and they were okay with that, and around the globe everyone tolerated each other and improved everything forever,

Flashback over,

See it's exactly what happened the first time, right?,

Anyway the point is that when Naruto says something in broken English it is supposed to be like that, I intentionally dumbed him down,

Also new note chapter two to this one have all been slightly updated to change why Ino left the academy,

Chapter Four: Naruto and Kaguya and an Unlucky Training Session,

Naruto grinned as he sat in the hospital bed looking down at his arm, "Say again, please," he asked the doctor,

"Your left arm isn't broken," She said, "to my surprise I did in fact say that sixteen times in a row,"

"Wonders never cease Naruto-kun," Hiruzen said, "Thanks to Klara's sealing expertise your arm still works and the good doctor here seems to rather enjoy your company,"

"Let's not go crazy with assumptions Lord Sarutobi," the doctor said bandaging up Naruto's broken arm, "I just don't want the little punk to shatter his remaining bones and hurting himself further,"

"Fair enough," Hiruzen said,

The doctor checked his broken arm, "Well your body is fine and It's getting pretty close to night so you'll be released early," she said helping him up, "but you're to go straight home!, understand?,"

"Yiss, am go straight home," Naruto nodded, he ran over to the door and grabbed his leak staff, "Bye Jiji, Bye Miss Doctor," he cheered running out the door,

The doctor sighed, "Poor boy," she said sitting down on the now empty bed, "Does he know who he is?," she asked the older man,

"No, but that was because of-," Hiruzen stopped, "you know who,"

"Kushina," The doctor stated, "First sensei died, then Kushina went crazy, and now their son is some superhuman wild man,"

"As if Minato brassed off some god in a past life," Hiruzen said,

"Do those two have anything to do with him?,"

Hiruzen thought, "Somewhat, Kakashi has been his Anbu guard in the past, but I don't think Naruto has ever met Obito,"

The doctor sighed, "Maybe that's for the best, none of their bad traits rubbing off on him,"

-Meanwhile-

Naruto leapt through the village quickly coming to the forest and to his home, he smiled as he gazed around, he took the Kokuo furnace off his back and laid it against the tree houses trunk, then he walked over to two identical large circular wood floors, he pried one up revealing a large bath filled with sake, then he yawned and scratched the back off his neck, then he dunked his head into the sake pool,

Naruto drank as much sake as he could until he'd emptied the pool and fell inside before the lid shut on the white haired boy, light snoring could be heard from the other side,

OCTOPUS-Mindscape-OCTOPUS

Naruto yawned as he found himself back in the woodlands that made up his mindscape, Though to his surprise he was entirely alone,

"Hello," he called out, "Kokuo-chan?," he called, "Lucky number seven Chomei-chan?," his voice echoed unsettlingly around the room, "Son Goku?," Naruto looked around, he bit his lip before leaping into the air leaping from trunk to trunk like an agile cat before he was high enough to grab a tree branch which he used to launch him higher into the tress, after a few more feats of his acrobatic prowess he'd launched himself to the highest point of the mindscape, was where Chomei's had made her nest,

Naruto landed on the massive tree that Chomei had sliced the top part off before making her nest on it, which looked like your average nest made of leaves and bushes,

The white haired wildboy looked around extremely worriedly, The massive bug was nowhere to be found so he cupped his hands over his mouth, "ANYONE!," he cried, his voice echoing around the mindscape but no response came, soon Naruto began to feel something he hadn't felt in years, something he hadn't even felt when Kaguya got annoyed with him and refused to allow the tailed beast to talk to him,

A horrible feeling Naruto believed he'd left behind, Loneliness, but more then that he felt fear, the only tailed beast that shouldn't be here was Shukaku, but none of them were here,

Naruto turned around, he wasn't sure about in the morning, but he knew there was one tailed beast who never left their home at night and leapt off toward it,

as Naruto came to the stone summit that The Nine Tailed Fox called home he stopped, the summit was carved delicately from stone each step not only being much bigger then Naruto himself, but also depicted a different battle, but Naruto didn't only stop to admire the steps, no, he stopped because he'd never been invited to the summit the Fox called home,

The others had freely invited him to their homes, but the Kyubii had not, and Naruto couldn't help but feel like he would be overstepping a boundary should he climb to the peak, but the peak was so far up he couldn't shout, and even if it wasn't the Kyubii would likely just ignore him,

'But If I not talk to Fox, then never know what happened,' Naruto thought, he was about to channel chakra, but turned and walked away, "No, should try other homes first, maybe they all decide to sleep in?," and with that even though he wasn't here Naruto ran to Shikaku's Pit, just in case Chomei had gone there,

Shikaku's Pit was the biggest of all the homes, it was a massive sand pit on the edge of Naruto's mindscape, in the middle was a Shikaku head statue constructed out of sandstone poking out of the dead centre of the pit, but the mouth was closed meaning their was either no one there, or that Shikaku had locked it up for the night, either way no luck here,

Next was Matabii's Tree, being rather lazy Matabii had simply found a large tree and carved holes on it she could fit through, though Naruto knew from experience that it was a cats dream, so many places to laze about, close to the water to get a drink, but far enough away that she wouldn't get splashed, and it doubled as a scratching post, also the inside was like a tunnel system, but he wasn't allowed to explore that without Matabii around, since one night he'd nearly gotten himself lost in it, but judging by the lack of a blue fire lighting the inside of the tree holes Matabii wasn't here,

Naruto groaned, he couldn't get to Isobu's Cove or Son Goku's Nest, and he was starting to think something really was up, so he decided to skip the others homes and ran full speed to Kaguya's palace,

The outside was made of some white shiny materiel that Isobu had told him was found underwater, Naruto pushed open the doors that depicted Kaguya crushing the moon, the inside was exactly what you'd expect from the ego maniacal Kaguya, many statues of herself destroying her enemies, one even had him in it he was bent over with her foot on his back while she held someone else in her grip,

He ignored it like he always did, partially so he didn't get that weird stomach feeling when he focused on the statues face, he came to her throne room, and his face fell,

It was empty,

He turned and immediately bumped into someone, "Sorr-," he realised someone was here, he looked up into the three eyed goddesses' face and smiled, "Kaguya!," he cheered,

"Thou is pleased to see me?, how odd," she stated, "shouldn't thee be playing with the insect or horse by now?,"

Naruto pouted, "That's Chomei-chan and Kokuo-chan," he said,

"Regardless, it is unlike thee to be here," She said uninterested in the entire topic,

"Can't find anyone," Naruto said, "you know where they are?,"

"I do," She said, "They are attending a party,"

Naruto gave her a curious look, "Huh?,"

Kaguya sighed, "I am not good at lying, their absence is due to the creatures planning a secret party for thee, but thou are supposed to be unaware of it,"

Naruto let out a breath, "That good,"

"Thou does not care that a party is being planned?,"

"What is party?," the naïve boy asked,

"Please do not ask, I barely understood myself," Kaguya groaned,

"Well if everyone okay, maybe I should go," Naruto said,

As Naruto turned he missed Kaguya's dark expression, she schooled her features and asked, "Thee must enjoy the creatures company," Naruto turned back and saw the fake sad expression Kaguya gave, "In my weaker moments I myself wonder what that must feel like, companionship, trust, enjoyment,"

"You wanna play together?," he asked,

Kaguya adopted a surprised expression, "T-thee wishes that I would accompany him?,"

Naruto smiled at her "Yiss,"

The goddess cupped her chin, "I suppose since I am not doing anything, I will take you up on your offer,"

Naruto smiled, but he himself was hiding his true feelings, As he led Kaguya outside he felt her eyes on him which made him feel like his stomach was empty, Kaguya was in a way the source of everything bad in his life, his broken speech and mannerisms were due to the three years where she refused to let the tailed beasts speak to him, even his isolation from people in general was her fault,

And yet, he knew it wasn't anger he felt, anger wasn't what twisted his stomach whenever he saw her face, it wasn't hate that made him feel like he'd swallowed butterfly's again, it was something else,

'But what?,' he wondered,

"Something troubles thee," Kaguya stated,

"Huh?," Naruto asked turning back to the floating Goddess,

"What is on thy mind?," She asked,

Naruto blinked, "Oh!," he said getting what she meant, "I just-," he rubbed his stomach, "You make me feel weird," he said,

She raised her brow, "Oh?, Prey tell how do thee feel?,"

Naruto explained his feeling to the Goddess, who simply floated in place,

"I see," she said, "And thou only feels this way...," She covered her mouth with her sleeve, "around myself?,"

"Yiss," Naruto nodded,

"Well the answer is simple, thou loves me," Kaguya stated hiding her smirk and her blush under her sleeve,

Naruto shook his head, "Not make sense, Am love Tachi-kun, Miko-chan, Ino-chan, Shin-,"

"Not exactly," Kaguya sated raising her other arm, "Love comes in many forms, You feel the same way around Mikoto Uchiha as you do the Horse because you love them maternally, like one would a mother, The elder Uchiha son, the redhaired one, and the Insect's love is closer to that of a sibling, thy feelings for me is romantic in nature, as for the mindreader you feel a general sense of love for her,"

"Mind reader?," Naruto asked he thought for a second, "Oh", he said, "you mean Ino-chan," Naruto nodded at himself,

Though the action made Kaguya frown, "Why do thou cover it?," she asked gently,

Naruto turned away from her, "People-,"

"Are fools, they wouldn't accept thy friend either, why would thee hold thyself to the standards of vermin?,"

"Is not that, people seeing it makes me weak,"

"Weak?," Kaguya shifted his fringe showing A third pale eye, She smiled, "I think it's rather adorable,"

Naruto blushed, "A-adorable?,"

"Yes." Kaguya gritted her teeth, "Perhaps showing it to the Blonde will somewhat comfort her about her situation,"

"Maybe," Naruto agreed, "Might freak her out,"

"That is exactly how i-" she cut herself off before she could refer to the girl as an it, she referred to everyone but herself and her children as an it, but she didn't want to aggravate the Albino wild boy, *Ahem* "I mean she feels about her ability, thus it may help her identify with thee," Kaguya advised,

"Maybe I should,"

Kaguya wished she could will a comet to fall on the Yamanaka heir, and one on the young Kage, and one on the old Kage as well, 'This adorable boy should ignore all but myself,' she thought,

The two appeared inside Kaguya's castles garden the most notable of her gardens plants was a massive tree towering over them, with a wave of her hands Kaguya made the bright morning sky turn to an orange midday sky, then she floated over to and sat on a large bench,

Naruto walked over and flipped onto the back off the bench, though he couldn't focus on Kaguya because every time he turned he swore the tree shifted,

"It's a part of myself," Kaguya stated bitterly, Naruto turned to her, "It's what I would become should I return to the world outside of your mind,"

"Is it actually moving?," Naruto asked, his answer came when the tree's bark opened revealing an eye much like Kaguya's third own eye, the lone pupil stared back at him,

"Does my staring bother thee?," Kaguya asked,

"Not really," Naruto said, "But is a little-," Naruto turned back to her, "Your staring?,"

"I am the tree," Kaguya explained plainly, "I am both here, and there, at the same time,"

"How are you both?,"

"Perhaps, I'll tell thee later," she said, "but for now, let us simply enjoy each others company,"

The rest of the night passed by uneventfully, the two simply sat and talked about whatever was on their mind, as morning approached Naruto vanished as he fell into his dreams,

Kaguya frowned and vanished from her garden, she reappeared on the fake moon in Naruto's mind and cracked it open, all of the tailed beasts fell out, except for Shukaku and Kurama, each of them were caught by Chomei who helped them to the ground,

Kokuo glared at the Goddess, "If you've hurt a single hair on his head-," Steam blew out of Kokuo's horns as she glared at the goddess,

"The boy is fine, he believes thee are planning him a party, so thou all best get on that so as not to disappoint him," and with that Kaguya vanished,

Meanwhile with the Ivory haired idiot,

Naruto yawned before crawling out of his kinda sorta bed, his arm was healed and he flexed it, "Good as new," he smiled, then he walked over to the other wood covered circle and lifted the top off it, he poured some stuff Itachi had given him inside before stripping off his armour and diving inside, he washed himself thoroughly,

"Eep!," Naruto turned to see a wide eyed blushing Klara who was covering her cheeks and mouth with both hands, "I'm sorry," she said turning around, "I didn't think you'd be naked, or taking a bath," she closed her eyes, 'This is so awkward,'

"Is fine," Naruto said as he washed his hair,

The two stayed silent, after a while Naruto crawled out of his bath and shook himself off, "One second, I'll change," Naruto said before scrambling up into his tree, he found his clean armour and after quickly getting dressed he leapt outside the tree, and landed a foot away from Klara who still had her back to him,

"Am dressed now," he stated,

Klara turned back to him, "G-good," she said, "I'm here because- Eh?!," she cried, where's the box?," she looked around while Naruto lifted the bath and emptied the water out before putting it back,

"Ah!," Naruto turned to Klara "Here," she handed him a simple box,

Naruto took and opened the box inside were two burnt orange leather arm bracers,

"Together these should restrict your chakra to five percent," Klara said helping him put the bracers on, "the leather might be stiff at first but it'll get softer over time,"

Naruto grinned, "Right, well better test it," red chakra gathered around Naruto's fist, he swung making a small gust like before, "Yiss!," he grinned pumping his fist,

Klara let out a breath "Good, I'm glad to see the bracers will help you,"

"Yiss," Naruto smiled as he wrapped his arms around the lavender haired girl, "Thank you Klara,"

"Er yes," Klara cleared her throat, "You are very welcome," she said patting him on the back, "Please let go now,"

Naruto's eyes widened "You right have to meet Ino-chan," he said picking the girl up and channelled chakra into his legs,

"Um Naruto, what are you doing?,"

Naruto grinned "Testing my jump,"

Klara's face turned pale, "Wai-," but before she could finish her sentence Naruto leapt into the air, "AHHHHHHHHHHHHH,"

"Yay!," Naruto cheered as he leapt over tall trees in a single bound, and the two had soon leapt out of the forest, "Yeah bones are still together and bracy things are still here as well,"

"Bracers," Klara corrected in her usual even tone as if she hadn't been screaming for her very life moments ago, "Now if you'd please, I'd like to be put back onto my own legs,"

"Okay," Naruto said as he lowered Klara back to the floor,

After she was back to her feet A figure rushed toward them, "Did you just come out of the freaking sky?," Ino wheezed,

Naruto grinned, "No time to explain Ino-chan," both girls were suddenly slung over the buff boy's shoulders, "We need to get to school," he said preparing to jump again,

"Wait don't we get a say in this?," Klara asked

"Klara doesn't even go to the academy!," Ino stated,

"Let's go!," and with that Naruto leapt into the air, in no time at all the three were at Konohana's academy, "We made it!,"

"That terrified me!," Klara cried glaring at the boy,

"YOU IDIOT!," Ino screamed, "WHY DID YOU DO THAT?, WHAT IF YOU'D HAVE DROPPED US?,"

"Wouldn't have," Naruto said, "Stuck both to me using chakra,"

Ino was confused, "Wait hold on, how do you stick anything to yourself using chakra?, I thought you blew up when you did that,"

"Yiss which is why Chomei-chan does that for me," then Naruto blinked, "Wait is she back from-," Naruto clamped his hand over his mouth, "Whatever she was doing,"

"Don't worry Naruto," Chomei said, "Me and the others and most importantly me are back from whatever it was we we're doing, and yes I stuck them to you,"

Naruto let out a breath, "Good,"

Naruto looked up and froze seeing Klara's cold stare and Ino cracking her knuckles, "You didn't even know," Ino growled,

"I advise you to guard your vital spots," Klara warned,

The two girls together knocked the impossibly strong boy out and dragged him inside the classroom seeing that most people were already in their seats,

"Ah Ino I'm glad to see you changed your mind about no longer attending the academy," Iruka said, "Oh and who's this?,"

Klara's eyes weren't wide, "Sorry sir Naruto dragged me here, I'm actually supposed to meet the Hokage," Internally she groaned, 'This is going to be a massive handful,' she groaned internally,

"I see," Iruka said, "I'm sorry for you, Naruto does tend to drag people around,"

"Y-yes thank you sir," Klara said, "Well this is farewell for now," she said,

"Bye Klara," Ino waved at the lavender haired girl,

"Sorry for the trouble," Naruto groaned,

"Right, so a while ago I told you we were training a new teacher, and finally their training is done," Iruka said, he had his arms on his hips before he said "So everyone I'd like you to meet-"

"Forty eight minutes," everyone looked at Iruka's desk, a bandaged hand raised up from underneath it, "Even with a large amount of time no one n-noticed I was hiding here," A woman covered in bandages with only a single purple eye showing stood up from under the desk, "I-I am Unlucky, S-sorry but that's all I can say right now,"

"This is Miss Unlucky," Iruka said glossing over her introduction, "She's our new combat teacher,"

Kiba raised his hand, "Why's she covered in bandages?,"

"Is she hurt?," Sakura asked,

"Personal reasons, and not as far as I can tell," Iruka stated,

"S-scars go d-d-deeper then skin does," Unlucky said morosely,

"Right well shall we get to the combat training miss Unlucky?,"

"If w-we must," she said walking outside and standing by the combat area,

Iruka ushered the entire class outside and glanced around the classroom making sure it was empty before he shut the door, "Well since this is miss Unlucky's first lesson be nice to her class,"

Unlucky nodded at him, "Right, c-c-combat is as you've all l-likely heard an essential part of ninja l-life," she said looking out at the class, she narrowed her eyes at Naruto, but he was the only one who even got a reaction from her, the rest she all gave the same bored stare to, "I-if you are to succeeded in whatever goals y-y-you have, you will need to f-f-fight in order t-to achieve them,"

She walked onto the practice arena, "Would N-," Unlucky shook her head, "The albino wild boy, and Sasuke Uchiha come into the ring?," she asked,

Both boys walked into the ring and Unlucky pointed at two different corners of the ring for them,

"These b-b-boys have the best physical power and highest Jutsu capabilities, wild boy use brute strength, and Sasuke ninjutsu," Unlucky said, Naruto and Sasuke looked at each other,

"It's okay boys," Iruka said, "Miss Unlucky knows what she's doing,"

Sasuke groaned, "Fine," he ran through handsigns stopping on tora, "Fire ball jutsu," He spat a massive ball of fire at Unlucky who leaned her head back and spat a small glob of water which hit the ball in the centre and tore through it dissipating the entire jutsu and hitting Sasuke knocking him out of the ring and through the fence, the entire class was stunned, but Naruto stepped forward cocking his fist back Ino wondered if anyone here actually knew how strong Naruto was,

Unlucky leaned backwards as Naruto's fist and the force it made passed by her head, then she chopped him in the neck sending him into the ground clutching his windpipe,

"B-both of these boys rely heavily on the abilities I easily defeated," She pointed to a soaked Sasuke as he tried to regain his footing, "Sasuke on his jutsu," and to Naruto who clutched his throat while he tried to get out of the him shaped hole in the rings floor, "Wild boy on his strength," Unlucky said stepping over the defeated boy to address the stunned class, "and s-since both of their abilities are far beyond anything you all could d-do, we have a new system," Unlucky pointed to Iruka who nodded,

Iruka walked up to step beside her, "Yes, students, we have been rather lenient on you all thus far, but now that changes, we have three years to mould you all into strong Ninja, for some of you this means confidence," He looked at Hinata who seemed to shrink away, "for others they simply need to start taking things seriously," he looked at Sakura, Shikamaru, and Ino, "and some of you even need speech classes," he said helping Naruto out of the floor, "With Miss Unlucky's help, and by the Hokage's orders, we have little choice but to step up your training, thus we have been given permission to allow certain temporary instructors you'll all meet soon enough to assist us in training you all," and then he frowned, "but there is a catch, you'll all have to start training seriously to actually pass," he said,

OCTOPUS-Time skip-OCTOPUS,

After Iruka's speech the entire class had been told to rush Unlucky, and after she'd beaten them without even trying as hard as she did for Naruto or Sasuke, the entire class was allowed to go home early so the teachers could try to figure out what they needed to improve on,

But as Naruto left the class Unlucky froze before she moved her hand to his neck, before she could do anything Iruka pulled her away from the white haired boy who obliviously left the class, when he was gone Iruka let Unlucky go,

"I guess I'll have to tell N-," her face twitched, Iruka sighed, "Wild boy to leave first?,"

"S-s-sorry," Unlucky said,

"It's fine, there is a reason you were placed in the same class after all," Iruka said, "So was Unlucky all you could think of?,"

"I-it's something true," she answered,

Iruka gave her a smile, "Well we'd better get to work,"

Unlucky nodded at him and the two began working on the lesson plan,

OCTOPUS-Meanwhile-OCTOPUS

As Ino, Naruto, and the others left the school, with Ino smiling top herself due to the fact the others voices hadn't overwhelmed her, then a voice called out to them, "Hey!," the two looked above them, Sasuke was sitting on the school building and smirking, he crushed a dirt clot in his hands, "Boruto was it?," he asked,

"...," Everyone turned to look at Naruto who hadn't noticed the amount of eyes on him,

After a few minutes of silence Ino nudged Naruto in the shoulder,

"Sorry Ino-chan," he said,

"For wh-," Ino groaned before realising Naruto didn't understand what was going on "Naruto he's talking to you,"

"But he said Boruto,"

"Yes he did, but he was just trying to get your name wrong to get under your skin,"

Naruto blinked, "But words aren't sharp enough to get under my skin," he said as he flexed showing that despite his age he was quite buff,

Ino turned away from her newest friend ,"It's an expression,"

"Oh okay," Naruto said, "No, me named am Naruto,"

Sasuke put a hand to his ear, "What was that Boruto?,"

"If name is too compi- complilly-," Naruto shook his head, "Hard to say can just call me Ruto,"

Sasuke blushed, "I know your name!," he growled,

"Yiss, it Ruto," Soon the students began chuckling at Naruto's antics,(Not realising he really was just that dumb,)

"Shut up Nar-, I mean Boruto!,"

"Okay," Naruto said smiling up at him,"

"You think you're stronger then me don't you?,"

"No,"

Sasuke smirked, "You think you're better then me don't you?,"

"No,"

"You think you're a better ninja then me don't y-, wait what?," Sasuke asked,

Everyone looked at Naruto, the fangirls were nodding in agreement at the Albino's words, "Not think am stronger then you, Know am stronger, Not think better or know if better, and not better ninja then you," Naruto said bluntly,

But Sasuke only heard the first part, "Hn, we'll see who's stronger,"

"It me," Naruto said,

"We'll see," Sasuke stated,

"I make gust when punch,"

"Oh will we ever see which among us is stronger," Sasuke said walking out of line of sight,

Naruto cupped his hands around his mouth, "I ALSO BREAK OWN BODY WHEN NOT WEAR ORANGE THINGS," he shouted,

"GODDAM IT I'M TRYING TO HAVE A DRAMATIC EXIT!," Sasuke shouted back,

"WHAT THAT?," Naruto shouted back,

"IT'S WHERE I LEAVE AND LOOK SO COOL YOU'RE ALL STUNNED INTO SILENCE,"

"OH, OKAY WON'T SPEAK THEN!," Naruto said turning around and starting to crawl away,

"Hey Naruto!," Shinobu called,

"Yes?," he asked turning to face his surrogate sister,

"I was wondering if you wanted to hang out," she said, "Like together, since you and I haven't seen each other for years,"

"Sure, where you want to go?," he asked bouncing happily,

"Remember Ichiraku ramen?," she asked, "Oh do you wanna go too Ino?," she asked,

"I'll pass, ramen is kinda fatty, besides I have to help at the flower shop today," the heiress groaned, "See you later Naruto," she waved,

"Later Ino-chan," Naruto said waving back,

Shinobu led Naruto to the ramen stand, "Yo pops," she said walking in, "Look who I found,"

"What finally found a boyfri-," The old man's eyes widened as Naruto walked in,

"Hi," he smiled and waved,

"N-Naruto?," he asked, "Is that really you?,"

"Yiss, am Naruto Uzukami,"

"Uzumaki," Shinobu whispered,

"That too," Naruto nodded,

The man let out a breath and smiled, "It's good to see you after so long though I doubt you'll remember me, I'm Teuchi," the man's eyes widened, "Hey Ayame!, look who Shinobu brought,"

A teenage girl walked out of the kitchen, "What's up Dad?," Ayame blinked seeing the white haired boy, "Naruto?," she asked stumbling over to the boy, she wrapped her arms around him, "I-it's been so long, where have you been?, why is your hair so long?, who dresses you?,"

"Has it?, death forest, I like it l-,"

"DEATH FOREST?!," Both Teuchi and Ayame screamed,

The two bombarded the wild boy with so many questions he couldn't even answer them all, and Ayame forced him into a shirt during the bombardment,

Soon after Naruto told them what was essentially his life in the jungle up to current events, "And think that's everything," Naruto said,

"Wait so that white fluffy thing that attacked me in the park that I trained like a dog was you?," Shinobu asked, "Why didn't you just say 'Hi Shinobu it me Naruto,'?,"

"Couldn't speak back then," Naruto said, "Hurt head by jumping and lost some of head, it healed but some stuff inside was gone, when I woke up had to fight out of cave of giant bears,"

"That's awful," Ayame said, "How much did you lose?,"

"Words, some memories, how to speak, Kokuo-chan and others reminded me of everything I forgot," he said, "Noodles ready yet?,"

"How are you so calm about loosing your memory and possibly your life?," Shinobu asked,

Naruto shrugged, "Not good at thinking so not bother to think about much,"

"Well that checks out," Ayame teased putting a ramen bowl in front of him,

"Yay!," Naruto cheered, "Gotta eat something before I get to my training,"

OCTOPUS-Meanwhile-OCTOPUS

A Tiger masked Anbu dropped into the Hokage office, "You wished to see me Lord Hokage?,"

Itachi stared out of his window, lost in thought,

"Lord Hokage?," The Anbu asked again,

"Hmm?," Itachi turned to see him, "Tiger I'm glad to see you in good health,"

"Uh thanks senpai," Tiger scratched his head, "but didn't you call me here?,"

Itachi pinched the bridge of his nose, "Kinda, on the orders of Lord Hokage-,"

"You mean the former Hokage?," Tiger asked,

"Yes," Itachi said, "Tiger I have an assignment for you,"

The Anbu bowed, "By your command Lord Hokage,"

"In three years you are to assume the identity of a Jonin and you're going to train Team Sixteen, which as of now consists of Ino Yamanaka and Naruto Uzumaki, and an Ame genin by the name of Klara Valon,"

"An Ame genin?," Tiger asked,

"Yes, she designed some bracers to restrict Naruto's chakra so he can fight, and is the only one in the village who can make repairs to them should they break,"

"I understand sir,"

Itachi smiled, "Good, we'll assign you a new identity then, see you in three years Tiger,"

OCTOPUS-The End-OCTOPUS

Three year time skip coming next chapter so we can finally get to why anyone even read this story, Naruto Falcon-Detroit-Rock-Super man-Fist of Penitence-Ora-Super God-Elephant Gun-Saitama-Rocket-SMAAAAAAAAAAAAASHHHH!-ing people in the face, Also I can work on Kaguya and Naruto's romance,

Sorry if the story seemed rushed I wanted to at least get this one out before August is over,

Reedz22: *Our hero stands on a cliff overlooking the ocean, staring pensively at a ship with a white haired boys broken speech on it* Me too buddy, *picks up a rocket launcher* maybe if people weren't hating on it this could've happened later,

Sho Rei: Yes, yes!, YEEEEEEEES!,

Guest: I'm not sure if we can get 12 gauges in England and I'm too lazy to check, but you have reminded me to order fifty airsoft shotguns so I can cosplay as Reaper if I ever go to those airsoft places,

Moonkeystar: The thing about Shinobu is that she's a mystery, she could be Kushina who took the identity as she's pretending to be dead, she could be the child of Mikoto and Kushina(considering that the transformation jutsu might actually give a person of the opposite sex the different ''tools'' needed for the process of childbirth,) hell she could just be an Uzumaki child that looks like Kushina that was adopted by Mikoto, remember people have bullshitted how one could get Sharingan eyes that can switch between active and inactive before, and I am best as a bullshit artist,

Just cause something looks obvious doesn't always make it what you may think, then again sometimes you might trick yourself into believing something is more than it appears and it lets you down when it's exactly what you initially expected,

What I'm trying to say is, I have no idea if you figured out what my initial plan for Shinobu was, or if you know what my current plan is, but considering I'm very impulsive whatever you believe may happen considering Shinobu, may or may not actually happen,

LeMoNfOrSaLe: Thanks I personally can't believe how much this story blew up, hopefully it keeps being a weird and enjoyable story,

oniryuhohokami-otsutsuki: I figured that would be the more popular choice but your review brings the count to One-BUTTFUCKALLNOTHING,

the funny thing really is though is that after reading your review It took me re-reading the chapter to understand why you only wrote seals,

Monster King: Thanks Dude,

Reedz22: Thanks for enjoying the story my dude. *Smiles firing the rocket launcher at the ship,*

Our hero: You make an excellent point it would be funny, Seals 1 Wrestling 1,

Wicked.A

(The first review)

Honestly neither do I, the story's tone comes from my desire to not make the same Naruto fanfic oc main character as everyone else, but because of the version of Naruto the story seems more comedic in retrospective then it does while I'm writing it, but I do intend to make things serious when they have to be, but the real reason for the story's tone is because in the last chapters chapters not a lot has actually happened which is part of the reason we're doing a time skip next chapter,

Hopefully then we'll get more serous moments

(The second review)

Well cannon Naruto could only do that as he attained the trust of all of the Tailed Beast's who then gave him access to what I call times 8 Kurama mode, and with Hagamoro's blessing (and possibly combining the ability with sage mode) Naruto became the new sage of Six paths, that power is what Naruto used to fix Kakashi's eye, though I honestly have no idea why he did, regardless the Naruto of this story can't do that,

(The third review)

Dude I agree, Ino being a passive mind reader would've worked so much better, in fact if I may at the end of this response is a list of seven things that would've been better then what I did, the reason she even got a dick though was because I wanted to make her a different Ino from my other story the grinning ninja.

Yeah due to the complaints about that going forward Naruto is going to have a better speech pattern, I'm not budging on his way of saying yes though, I based it off that one character from welcome to demon school Iruma-kun, the gardener one, the way she says Yiss yiss is adorable,

The reason Naruto was scared more of Kaguya then the tailed beasts was simply due to his first impressions of them, Kaguya took over his body and slaughtered people, and Kokuo tried to calm him down and keep him safe,

Kinda not exactly though, Itachi became Hokage after the fourth died before the cannon massacre of the Uchiha clan for now we'll say the age of fourteen(though that isn't set on stone or anything), wanting to spare Itachi the life of a rouge ninja Hiruzen knew what would calm the coup would be an Uchiha Hokage, and convinced Itachi to be his successor,

For Rin I'll just give you a little on what I have planned right now, she sawed off her own arm top get away from the Iwa Ninja, as for Obito we'll get into that later, (And I haven't really thought about it beyond needing another Sharingan guy to teach Shinobu,)

The seals part is not exactly right but that's just cause I explained it poorly, so here's the explanation, Naruto is incredibly strong on his own, but his body breaking strength or strongth as Naruto himself puts it is due to him forcing chakra into his arm granting him much greater strength, but Naruto himself can't limit his chakra at all, so he always uses a hundred percent which blows up his limb,

Naruto literally can't use any jutsu, he has way too much chakra, in fact five percent of his chakra is probably closer to his cannon counterpart's eighty percent during Boruto, the bracers constantly limit his chakra to five percent, with them both on Naruto has no way of going beyond five percent, and his body can't handle much more then five percent anyway,

Yeah I've decided to save the wrestling to another story I'm working on anyway, though I did think about Sumo, but I'm on the fence as far as that's concerned in fact as for the wrestling I imagined Naruto's wrestling being incredibly fast, going through grapples, drops, and submissions as fast as Lee threw kicks, imagine Naruto spearing a person into a wall, pulling them off it to throw them up catching them in a fireman's carry, where they suffer a vicious back breaker, then they get dropped on the floor only for him to put them in a sharpshooter, all in a manner of seconds, (Like it isn't a show so he doesn't need to create tension by being slow, he's going to come at them like he'll die if he doesn't)

And the last point is again me needing to clarify, originally the last chapter was chapter 2.5, which was due to me wanting to decide who would be the third teammate, and I designed it around the choices I made, which showed the character's going through their own stories but I got stuck on it and I decided to just start fresh, in the original chapter showed Itachi saving Klara from bandits and watching her grieving as she sealed her teammates dead bodies into scrolls she made, so he already believed she was who she said she was and a competent sealer.
But since in tis story that scene hasn't happened yet we'll have to use explanation fairy rasen shrink-suit, remember when Neji tried to kill Hinata?, remember how fast those Jonin were when they stopped him?, if Klara had tried anything she'd have had to deal with two Kage level opponents, and all the Anbu in Itachi's office, not to mention the tailed beast's if she managed to free them, and also to my knowledge she would've had to apply a seal directly to the seal on Naruto's stomach to effect the seal on Naruto's stomach,

And I hope you enjoy however this story turns out, and here's that list I promised you,

1: Ino being a mind reader without the ability to control it,

2: Ino having trouble controlling her clan ability and slipping into other's bodies accidentally,

3: Ino being embarrassed that her clan ability takes over others bodies and what she might see in the opposite sex's body,

4: Ino being frustrated at losing her only friend,

5: Ino not wanting to follow in her fathers footsteps and instead wanting to be a frontline combatant,

6: Ino wanting to be a blacksmith despite that she has no talent in it and causing her to be at odds with her parents,

7: Ino not wanting to be a ninja and getting forced into the role because she's a clan heir,

Hope you enjoyed the list,

And with that,

OUR HERO

AWAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!

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