So...I was binge-reading every single Dog Man book in existence and this came to mind. ENjoy!
Me: Just casually reading Dog Man: Mothering Heights
Alba: Walks In
Me: Grabs baseball bat from under bed.
Alba: Fangirling(Or is it called fanboying?) outta nowhere
Me: Throws him through the floor
Meanwhile...
Everyone Else: Playing cards/truth or dare
Alba: Crashes through the floor fangirling.
Dog Man: Da frick?
Me: Walks into the room Appearantly, Alba's a SarahXPetey shipper now.
Alba: Sarah and Petey
Me: Whacks him with a baseball bat
Petey: Okay...
Alba: I CALL DIBS SARAHXPETEY SHALL HAPPEN
Sarah/Petey: WE ARE NOT IN LOVE!
Me: ...
Alba: I KNEW IT!
Me: Yeets Alba into a rickroll moment
Rick Astley: Never gonna give you up never gonna let you down
Alba: HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP!
I guess Alba's a SarahXPetey shipper now XD
Kay bye homies