Alright, THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOUR EX DUMPS YA TWICE THEN CALLS YOU A WEIRDO! Enjoy!
My bf: Alright, where is this jerk?!
Me: Chill
Me ex: Uhm hi?
My bf: HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII-YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *Tackles him*
Everyone else: Uhm...Da frick?
Me: ALEX THIS IS WHAT YOU GET FOR DUMPIN ME TWICE AND CALLIN ME A WEIRDO MUAHAHAHAH
Me ex: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Later...
Me ex: Being restrained by Petey
Petey: GET AWAY FROM MY SISTER WEIRDO!
My bf: STAY AWAY FROM ASHLEY SUCKA
Me ex: WHAT DO YOU CARE?!
My bf: SHES MINE AND I LOVE HER SO STAY AWAY
Me: Slowly backs away and runs away IMMA JUST GO BINGE WATCH POKEMON
My bf: Way to go, WEIRDO!
Me ex: TAKE THAT BACK
Me: Whacks my ex with a baseball bat REVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Just don't ask. This chapter doesn't have context XD
Kay bye people