A/N: I do not own Glee or most of the stuff I am going to spew out in this I'm gonna borrow a weapon from Saints Row. I do not own the Bushnell Elite rifle scope either. Just the pointless plot.

Chapter 2 Roof Top

SANTANA'S POV

I laid in the prone position, rifle tucked tenderly between my cheek and shoulder blade. I held it like a lover, my McManus and I. Aaaah mmm ooh I stared through my Bushnell scope, my target tonight is a mister Rory F, some Irish prick. I've been laying here for a few hours, waiting for the prime time to line up my shot and caress my finger across my lover's trigger.

My body is schooled in many deadly forms, I can kill a man with a finger nail. I call it the Kill Bill Effect.

I sigh softly as he finally swaggers his way into an empty room in the three story brick building. I smile as I reconfig my scope to accommodate my current predicament. I finally get to use my new heat seeking feature.

So I don't want you to think I'm killing this dude for shits and giggles. To describe what I am would take too long so mercenary, assassin, FBI would pretty much sum it up. This kid had to piss of some higher ups if they called me on his ass. I studied his face and my mind flashed back to his dossier. Born August 8, 1991 in Derry, NI. Just a kid, but hey if they wave $500,000 you aim, shoot, and walk away. CONFIDENTIAL flashed red on the iPad that held the dossier so I was left in the dark about what he did.

I've been doing this since I was 12, once that asshat, Jeremy Weber pushed Britt in middle school and made her cry I knew that protecting her was top priority, plus its a great outlet for my anger, and these pants totally make my ass look good, so I contacted my FBI uncle Toni and the rest is pretty much history.

I lined my shot and fired, immediately rolling onto my back as soon as I felt my bullet leave its chamber. I knew it was a direct hit. I didn't need to visually confirm it. The silencer on my weapon is super effective and so is my aim.

I touched the bluetooth in my ear, "Ziel Neutralisierte." I closed my eyes. "Looks like his charms were unlucky," I was safe for a few hours, not that I'd stay here for that long.

I quickly disassembled my McManus and picked up the mat I'd been laying on. I cracked my neck and waited for the helicopter to pick me up.

No heels

No shirt

No skirt

All I'm in is just skin

No jeans

Take em off

Wanna feel your skin

You a beast oh

You know that I like that

Come on baby

All I wanna see you in is just skin

*Face palm* she must've changed my ring tone yet again. She being the Missus, my baby girl, Brittany. Back at Mckinley, everyone doubted my baby, calling her stupid, and shit like that. Now look at where she is. I smiled inwardly extremely proud.

I worked from home, although Britt likes to pretend I am a simple housewife, which is fine. I don't mind it. As long as she never finds out about my alter ego, Snixx. Yeah back at high school I let Snixx out to play, verbally, but she ain't never snapped. I mean there was that time at Nationals. Maybe 8 years ago. I was going to take a couple of razor blades from scalp and slice Rachel and Finn from ass to- oh fuck my phone!

I scanned the sky for the helicopter, since I didn't see it I slid the green answer slider on my android.

"Hey baby!" I chirped, making my voice light and happy, which is how I truly always feel with her.

"Hey there honey, I was wondering, if you'd like to bake something when I get home from my latest adventure. Hehe...cause you can't spell baked without aked so let's get naked...ah..*cough* sounded way better in my head. Well I'll be home in 15. Love you."

I chuckled, "l Love you too Britt-Britt!"

I rolled my shoulders, I was dressed in full sniper gear. I shook my head, I didn't take all of those parkour lessons for nothing, I am in the concrete jungle after all.

I took off at a dead run, my body considerably weighed down by my gear. I leaped up kicking off of a building and landing on top of another higher one.

I jammed my finger to the Bluetooth in my ear in mid air, "Wo ist mein verdammte chopper!" I yelled as I landed and went into a roll.

I felt a part of my body relax as I watched the helicopter come soaring in, I watched as they lowered the ladder. I smiled as I ran to it, I leaped soaring through the air. I struck a pose. Think swan gliding through the water. I snagged a rung on the helicopter ladder and made my way into it I gave a nod for them to take off as I plopped down next to my partner.

"Cute Snixx, I give you a six simply because you think you looked good posing like that, what was it? Tiger getting hit by a bus?" She giggle and leaned back watching me like a hawk as I slipped into a ripped jeans and white v-neck shirt.

"Good no scrat- aaagh" I quickly punched her in the throat.

"Where the fuck were you Berry? As soon as I gave neutralized you were supposed to be on your way!" I watched the tears pooled in her eyes as she coughed, I wasn't able to enjoy it for long, why? Because I am now soaring through the air, having been kicked in my chest by a pissed off midget.

"GOD DAMMIT BERRY!" I hissed as I broke a nail trying to grab hold of the safety net installed on the inside of the chopper, I twisted by body around, my shoe lace tangled in the safety net I curled my toes and prayed that it would hold until I could yank myself back up. Berry ducked her head out, giving me a death stare and smiling.

"You, Santana, decided that German would be the language we would communicate in tonight, I tried telling you, that I do not KNOW any fucking German, but you being you, brushed me off and decided that Wolff needed his nails trimmed. So as soon as you passed word I jumped in and flew out to you. How-fucking-ever I didn't know what ya said so I had Jay hover for a while as I Google translated it. Now when you yelled something about a chopper I had Jay go ahead and fly to you, while you were busy monkeying around the buildings I was trying to pinpoint your location. So how dare you," I could feel her working the knot in my shoe lace, now I was being manhandled up into the chopper, "assume, that I wasn't doing my job and covering your ass."

We sat in complete silence on the ride back to the house. I remember the day Berry joined me, I felt her watching me in my backyard, going over different exercises with my uncle I assume she was on one of her ritual morning runs, we were around 17 at the time, the summer before senior year. She had hopped the fence, completely intrigued by us. I wanted to snap at her simply for her presence, but something in her eye made me stop. Uncle Toni looked from me to her and without a word went back to showing me katas. She sat and watched, eyes following the flow of our arms and torsos. She came back every day after that, we would greet her, Uncle Toni never really acknowledged her, but when he spoke he no longer gave a specific name, referring to both of us as you.

We went through private schools, wearing ourselves thin going from a private academy to our respective colleges in NY. I went to NYU and studied law, she went to NYADA and became the biggest Broadway sensation out there. I had Brittany she had Quinn, sometimes, when it was Quinn, Charlie, her other personality, was the calm dork Berry fell in love with, although she loved them both.

Quinn. Somewhere along the line she was walking on snapped and it made her a psychopath bent on world domination, and Brittany was right behind her with her inventions. I affectionately called both, Pinkie and the Brain

Neither of us could ever bring ourselves to tell them about any of it, we were top, we excelled in what we did, Berry grew a pair and stopped taking my shit, she is my best friend, and I will NEVER voice it, because I know she knows. I throw my arm around her and put my hand up to stroke her neck where I hit, while I gazed out the window.

Jay, our, pilot, chef, butler, chauffeur, go to guy, turned and gave us the thumbs up, motioning that it was safe for us to jump out, which we did in sync. As soon our feet hit the ground we turned and sprinted for the house.

Berry pulled an apron out of nowhere and tied it around her waist, I put my fingers in my mouth and whistled. She turned and smirked as our huge Great Dane/ Wolf mix came bounding towards us. I handed him our gear, which he took in his mouth and ran off into the distance with. Berry and I had earned him after securing a base in Russia. I never asked why they switched his brain with a doped up Russian hostage. I knew if Brittany ever found out about it, he'd be on the operating table right next to Lard Tubbys. We got him as a puppy, we had to endure bites and snarls, but we eventually got through to him, we've had him for about five years, we all had shared a large apartment that was in the middle of both of our schools, so it was easy for him to fall in love and trust all of us.

Berry and I eventually started taking him out on missions with us, he was able to blend in almost anywhere. His muzzle was jet black and his head was a rusty gold, his body was the same rusty gold with black on the outer edges of his fur, his eyes one a pale electric blue the other a bright yellow, a trait he developed from the human inside him. He communicated with us using soft barks in Morse code, he was a regular old fuzzy dog to Brittany and Quinn.

I watched as Berry typed the key code for the backdoor in, we slipped in just as we heard the front door slam and Quinn wail in exaggerated agony. I threw my head back and mouthed 'why' to the ceiling as I closed the door and unlatched Wolff's doggy door.

I walked into the kitchen and automatically ducked the plate that was thrown, that was obviously meant for Brittany who was standing in front of me behind the huge wrap around black marble counter top. I sat down by her feet with my back against the counter, I had an excellent view of Quinn because of the reflective surface of the mounted oven, and I had great cover because of the counter.

My nose twitched as I looked up at Brittany, she looked like she swam in copious amounts of blood and smelled like lemon pledge and piss. Her face was red as she leaned over the counter top screaming at Quinn. I settled down and watched everything unfold through the oven.

BRITTANY'S POV

Just as I thought the ride was awkward and tense because of Quinn, she stared at me the entire way home, the blood had started to dry and peel a little, I wanted to scratch it but I knew any little movement would set this crazy bitch off. I glanced at her, and opened my mouth in a silent scream as I pushed harder on the accelerator. I don't know when, or how but while I was focused on the rode she had managed to dilate her eyes.

She looked creepy as hell and I just wanted to be away from her, I pulled into our yard, I had called ahead for Jay to open the gate. I don't really remember when Jay came into the picture. Santana had hired him. It was like he was trained to do whatever we asked him to. He reminded me a lot of Brad, back at Mckinley. As soon as I parked I raced out of the car with a silently fuming Quinn right on my heels.

Jay opened the door and stood back, Quinn kicked the door closed and I went to the kitchen, wanting a snack before I tricked Santana into showering with me. As I was lost in thought I heard the crisp unmistakable scrape of porcelain on porcelain, I jumped to the side just as Santana and Rachel came in . San had to duck to avoid the plate that was coming for her head, the look on her face was bored expectancy, we had about 100 boxes of black, brown, and creamed colored plates in the basement, just because we all had to throw shit when we were upset.

I turned my attention back to Quinn, grinding my teeth. Rachel had dragged a stool from the bar and sat behind Quinn a little to the left of her.

"You could have hit me, you psychopath!" I bellowed, extremely pissed. "Why don't you go lay down and let Charlie come out and play! Unless you can dim down the crazy and analyze my findings with me later!"

"You hit me!" She barked at me, Rachel sat up a little and raised her eyebrow at me, I waved her off. I've seen how her and San beat the shit out of each other over a muffin, so she can let this go.

"You tried to kiss me!" Santana shot up from her place near my legs and put her hands on her hips, "Que?" she hissed between gritted teeth.

Quinn laughed and pointed at me, "YOU KNOW WHAT? SCREW YOU BRITT! YOU'RE LIKE...LIKE..." She tilted her head in contemplation for a second then screamed, "THE SHITTY OUTER LAYER OF A POP TART!" She said triumphantly while flailing her arms around like she was drowning.

I gasped, my mouth hanging open I pointed my finger at Quinn and looked to Rachel and Santana with a look that clearly said 'you heard what this bitch just said?' I racked my brain for a good come back.' Ah! Perfect zinger!' I thought.

I folded my arms and smirked, "yeah well I bet you shower naked!" I snarled. Rachel's eyebrows flew into her hairline.

"You bitch!" Quinn screamed as if I insulted her mother, she coiled in on herself like a snake, Rachel moved quickly and wrapped her legs around Quinn and flipped them both over the couch she was sitting in front of. Wow, her acting coach must be giving her crack, steroids, and candy. I heard them scuffle, Quinn growling and hissing like a cat. I was going to go over and poke the hive, but Santana grabbed me, and tossed me over her shoulder. I folded my arms and looked down, wanting to be upset but the curve of her ass as she walked made all of that disappear.

"How about we take a bath and you tell me about your day, babe. We'll have Jay go get Chinese food."

I gagged and let my body go limp.

"Britt-Britt? Babe? You okay?" She asked alarmed.

"No Chinese please," I said weakly, "placenta, baby, placenta... so it all started at the hospital when I had Quinn knock out a receptionist in the maternity ward and pose as her..."

Well that's chapter 2 :) lol yeah I told you guys, random, its all random, I will try to tie it all together in some way or another but no promises. Next chapter we see Quinn and Charlie. Santana and Quinn are the only ones with different " people" . I don't think I'll ever dive into Snixx unless its going to be a drama filled action packed chapter...hmmm.. Until next time xx