Status: Sipping 20 cups of Latte XD. Enjoy!
Me: Continues sipping Latte
Dog Man: You're addicted to that frickin drink
Me: Yeah I know Continues drinking Latte
Petey: Hey where's that pool of Latte we had last chapter?
Me: Ya mean the one right behind me?
Petey: Yeah.
Me: Why?
Petey: You'll see. Looks at the fangirling Alba
Sarah: Facepalm
Me: And I'm the SarahxChief shipper.
Alba: Sarah and Petey, sittin-
Me: Sing that song and you die.
Alba: in a tree.
Me: Yeets him into Hot sauce pool from Chapter 15
Alba : SARAH AND PETEY, SITTIN IN A TREE-
Sarah and Petey: WE ARE NOT LOVERS
Me: No context Part 3
Chief: Tell me bout it
Dog Man: What the-
Alba: I will keep singing that till Dav Pilkey gets them together.
Me: NOT GONNA HAPPEN SUCKER
Sarah: What is happening
Alba: Starts doing anything to get Dav to get SarahXPetey to happen
Me: Watching this is pathetic
Dog Man: What's his deal?
Me: IDK
Also me: Anyone notice the new book cover?
Dog Man: Why Ashley why?
Me: Alba deserved it
Alba: OUR NEXT BLONDIE! IMMA SHIP YOU WITH DOG MAN
Me: Ya says the person shipping my brother and best friend for no reason.
Alba: SARAH AND PETEY, SITTIN IN A TREE-
Me: Kicks him in the face
Dog Man: Wow lol
Alba: continues singing in a daze
Me: Oh good lord
Alba: Arceus help me
Arceus: Appears outta nowhere YA CALLED?!
Me: aaaaaaaaaaaand he's back.
Alba: I should start running
Me: Yes you should.
I ran outta ideas XD
Sorry, I'm on sugar high from too much Latte XD pls help
Kay bye homies!