Chapter 3 Couch Reminiscing
QUINN/CHARLIE POV
I stop moving as soon as Brittany's stupid face and voice fade down the hall, I turn and stare at Rachel, intentionally making her uncomfortable with my dilated eyes, she reaches over and lays her fingers gently on my eyelids closing them.
"Ow! Shit Quinn don't bite me!" She snatched her hand away, "darling calm down, please. Let's just drop it, practice was brutal today." I stared at her, the scrubs I wore suddenly felt way to... Real and my eyes hurt like hell.
I sat up and moved away from Rachel, "I am, a freakin monster," I sobbed into my hands. I could feel her arms wrap around me. Tightly, I leaned back against her.
"Have you taken your pills today?"
"No, as crazy as it is I need Qu- my mind in order to help Brittany out, I am so sorry Rach." I mumbled into her shoulder, "I try so hard to be normal for you, so I won't embarrass you in public, Brittany and I stayed out of society so you and Santana could follow your dreams, while we stayed glued to monitors and test tubes. Every time I try to fight her it gets worse," I turn and pull her into me and smile. "Brittany told me I was like the little engine that could, I'd repeat I think I can I think I can, but in the back of my head a sickly sweet voice always hisses, 'if you think you can, think again'. I don't even know how this happened." I finish lamely.
She sits up and straddles my lap, "Lucy Quinn Fabray, you are so many things," I winced when she said my full name, she grinned and ram her fingers through my hair, "you are beautiful, silly, intelligent, Charlie, and the love of my life." I grabbed her hand and twisted gently until it was in front of us, showing her the ring I presented to her in college.
"Then why won't you marry me?" I shook my head and tried to stand, she locked her arms and legs around me.
"Because, I want to have my fill of broadway first, I want you to work on a way for me to have a baby that's all me and you, no in between. I want to honeymoon in the desert, and make love in the sand. Right now we have all the time in the world."
"Santana and Brit-" she silenced me with a finger, I narrowed my eyes at her neck, she gently brought my chin up until our eyes locked. "Those two have known each other since they were toddlers, they were in love long before we knew them. We just gave each other a chance, when you broke up Finn and I's wedding." I smirked as I thought back on that day.
Flashback (yay!)
Santana kept texting me, prodding me, telling me how cute they were and if I didn't want to lose her I'd get my 'lilly white ass there now and deal with this mess' I had been sulking in my bedroom, so I had to throw on what I could immediately grab, which was a pair of faded ripped jeans and a hoodie that Judy bought me when I came out to her a few days ago, on the front it had a weird yet pleasing face on it with a rainbow over its head, the kicker was the back, a stick figures body bent over with a unicorn's tongue in the ass crack.
I was in my car, speeding towards the courthouse, I couldn't lose her to him, I had already lost so much, we'd gotten close in the summer of senior year when I was hanging out with Santana when she wasn't busy helping her uncle run his private business.
I had confessed that I loved her, she told me I was too late, and that if she called it off, Finn would be heart broken. Well screw Finn! I hopped out of my car and ran into the building barging into the first room I saw.
"Wait! You can't marry him! I am in... love... with...you?" I went pale as I saw a very flamboyant man and a bodybuilder standing holding hands as a justice of the peace stood behind them.
"Bitch say what? I knew you was a two timing slut, Terry!" I backed out of the room, and closed the door to angry words and baby pleases.
I walk quickly down the hall until I hear a rabbi say, "Speak now or forever hold your peace," I burst through the doors and do what we Glee kids are known for, I break out in spontaneous song in the echoing room.
Here's the silence, here's my last chance.
I stand here with shaky hands, all eyes on me.
Delighted looks from everyone in the room
But I'm only looking at you.
I am not the kind of girl
Who should be rudely barging in on a white veil occasion
But you are not the kind of girl
Who should be marrying the wrong one
You can't say yes come with me now,
I'll make you happier than you'll ever be with this clown
Don't wait or say a single vow,
You need to hear me out,
I snapped my head to the right as the rabbi, annoyed said again, "speak now."
"Dreidel shut the fuck up," Santana snapped looking bored and proud, she nodded at me, "get your girl Q." I smiled and turned back to Rachel. My smile drops as I see the anger glisten in her eyes.
"You can't just, walk in here and ruin the..the happiest day of my life. Please leave Quinn," she turned and took Finn's hand, he looked confused and constipated. I shook my head, my body felt cold and numb, I turned around and closed my eyes. I snapped back around.
"Rachel Berry, I fell in love with you last summer, you stole my heart, and I don't want it back. You and I both know that you are only staying with him because he is the safe choice. I made your life a living hell, let me spend the rest of my life making it up to you," I reached my hand out to her, a small smile playing on my lips.
End of Flashback (boo? No! yay!)
"And the rest is history, I can't believe Finn tried to punch you." Rachel leaned forward and kissed me, "I can however believe that Santana went all Lima Heights on his ass, I always thought it was going to be a bunch of hair pulling and windmill punches, not a roundhouse kick to the face, I think he might still have her heel imprint in his face." I grinned at her.
"I still cannot find that hoodie anywhere," I frowned, she quickly kissed me again and nuzzled me, she leaped up and pulled me up with her. "Come on beautiful, you can help me run lines before you go all sciency on me with Britt." I followed her a small goofy smile on my lips.
SANTANA'S POV
"...and then we get home and you know the rest," Brittany and I were sitting in our bedroom after a shower with her explaining how she was covered in bodily fluids.
"Babe, that's gross why'd you need a baby anyway?" I asked as I brush my hair, she squints at me.
"Q and I came up with this awesome chip that multiplied brain functions, it may be a baby, but if the chip is working properly, it will be able to speak in broken sentences in 6 months top! I basically turned its brain into a sponge of knowledge!" She hops up on the bed, hands on her naked hips head tilted proudly to the ceiling.
I turn and smile at her, "even sponges leak baby, what if its too much for the baby to process and it's little brain shuts down?" I dropped my hands and stared at her with wide eyes. She crosses her eyes in thought.
"NO! Okay so...you know how like on SpongeBob he was mentally going through filing cabinets? Well I think Quinn did something like that but its literally neurologically possible for the kid or teen to mentally focus and store information away." I throw a pair shorts and a tank top at her and watch as she slips them on.
"You two blow my mind sometimes you know that?" I pull her down for a kiss, and move away from her. "I have to go take care of some business, why don't you go and log in some time in the lab before I order a pizza?" She smiles and hops down and walks out calling for Quinn to join her as she goes. I grab my phone and call my bank and frown at the lack of 500 grand. I end the call and text Berry to meet me out back in the shed.
I pull on a pair of basketball shorts and a tank top and slip out of the upstairs window, I land on the piece of roof I had installed there and hop down.
I walked a ways before I ended up at the small dilapidated shed, I look around and quickly flip the panel containing a finger and paw print scanner and slip inside. I walk down the stairs and into the large underground loft the Rachel and I had built down here Wolff greets me with a bark he's sitting next to Jay who's cleaning my weapons.
"Jay," he looks up at me, "will you set up a conference call with our last contract, and also can you find out some more details on him?" He nodded and walked over to the large oval table we had set up in middle of the room. I reached down and scratched Wolff behind the ear. We both turned and as Berry stumbled down the stairs a content look on her face, I shuddered and made my way to the head of the table where Jay was waiting with the phone. I sat and nodded at Berry, filling in the details as Jay finished setting up the phone. He pushed speaker and walked off with an iPad in his hand, I grinned at Berry.
(A/N: I couldn't resist! Santana is singing the main parts while her and Rachel are both doing the chorus)
Oh nooo
Oh nooo
Oh nooo
Oh no you didn't
Sucka tried to play me
But you never paid me, Neva
Oh no you didn't
Payback is a' comin'
You will be runnin', foreva
Oh no you didn't
Until i get my vengeance
I will never end this mayhem
Oh no you didn't
I'm a mercenary
You ain't got a prayer, you owe meeee
Oh no you didn't
Oh no you didn't
Oh no you didn't
Oh no you didn't
Oh no you didn't
Didn't you oh no
You didn't pay me what you locoweed, me
So now its over for you
I'll bring you such humiliation will bring annihilation, at last
Oh no you didn't
It will be delicious when I get vicious, tomorrow
Oh no you didn't
There's no second chances
You will do the dance of sorrowwwww
Oh no you didn't
What a fool!
Oh no you didn't
Betta watch your back boy, keep runnin'
This aint just a game, I'll never stop comin'
I got my arsenal
I put out the call
And when I'm finished ya'll
You'll be a rag doll
"Fuck you, bitch! How'd you get my home number? Oh you're going to get me? You're just one stupid woman, I make one call and you'll be next bitch!" he hissed into the phone and I smirked, perfect!
Fool tried to diss me
Now you're gonna wish you were dead
Oh no you didn't
After I deliver your blood will be a river of red
Oh no you didn't
Better be aware when no one's there to defend you
Oh no you didn't
So many ways to kill its going to be a thrill to end youuuuuu
Oh no you didn't
"Why do they always hang up before we're done?" Berry asked with a pout. We don't always get to sing the song, but when we do we have fun fulfilling it's threats. Berry and I picked it up years ago from a video game commercial on YouTube and we used it every time someone idiot didn't pay. Of course I should have checked with HQ to see if he paid first but I was in a rush.
I nodded in thought, "we'll give him until Friday at exactly 12 noon, tomorrow's Monday we'll start fucking with him then."
"Sounds like a plan! We haven't been able to do anything fun for a few weeks, please tell me we're going to be able to wear costumes?" she asked excitedly.
"Pfft! Of course! I had Jay hack his PDA, he's got a banquet tomorrow night, we'll drop in." We smiled at each other.
"Come on Wolff! You're going to be a seeing eye dog tomorrow," he barked in affirmation. Berry waited for me to walk out of the door and we jogged to the house together to get a little sweaty if the girls asked where we were.
Tomorrow is going to be a long day, I just hope everything falls into place, we make it up to the house and walk in just in time to see both Quinn and Brittany run past us with their lab coats on fire and cats clinging to them.
Next chapter is Rachel and Santana so it'll probably be third person all the way through..maybe, depending on if I split them up at the banquet. If you have any questions let me know and I will address them but like I said this is super random. Until next time xx