Chapter 5 in the lab

BRITTANY'S POV

*SUNDAY NIGHT IN THE LAB*

It worked! Our outing was a success that baby is already thinking at an advanced level! I feel arms wrap around me and a head lay on my shoulder. I tense up, not knowing if it's psycho Quinn or passive Quinn.

"I'm sorry about earlier," oh sweet baby Jesus thank you! I relaxed into her.

"it's cool Quinn, I'm sorry for hitting you. Now I have good news!" We spent the next hour analyzing notes and monitoring the baby's vital signs.

I could see Quinn quickly relapsing into her bat shit stage, she begins to hunch her shoulders and move in sporadic bursts, I eye her from across the room, I watch as she turns on a Bunsen burner and sticks something on top of it. I shake my head and turn to the kittens, smiling at them. These are LT's hell spawn, in the year since engineered them they haven't grown.

They have teeth like bats and eyes like snakes, I used them to grow extra organs for LT since they seemed to be immortal, I could never bring myself to get rid of them, even after one bit Santana, I counted them, one was missing. I raise an eyebrow. Stupidly I walk closer to the cages and peer inside.

The next 20 seconds are a blur.

As soon as I got close enough to the cages one of the little fuckers swipe out and grab my shirt, I gasp and pull away quickly, only to be confronted by Quinn who was holding a bedpan up above her head. Before I could question her, the Bunsen burner exploded and sent flames directly at us.

"Soups done!" Quinn yells out, I slap at the flames and activate a fan, the smoke was way too much, I grab at the cage pulling out the hissing kittens they cling on to my skin, in a panic I threw 3 of them at Quinn, in retaliation she threw the still burning burner at me catching my coat, I scream and run past her. I hear her yelling out in pain and anger as she runs after me.

We make it out of the lab and down the hall, I was heading for the pool, but I knew Quinn was probably only following me so she could shove a butcher knife up my ass, we nearly barrel over the girls in our distress.

I felt myself being tackled, this is it, I thought, the crazy bitch is finally going to kill me. I feel my body being beaten and rolled over. I chance a look up and spot Santana doing the same thing to Quinn not too far from me.

"You okay baby?" Santana calls to me, I cough and nod, I wasn't burned too bad I was scratched the hell up though. Santana and Rachel help Quinn and I settle down in our respective beds and then go off to round up the kittens and straighten up the lab at my request,

I lay in bed in fresh clothes, the lights off, I was used to San coming to bed late, I cuddle her pillow and close my eyes. I hear the door slowly creak open and close, I open my eye a little and close it immediately. I feel Quinn lay in bed next to me and play with my hair. She lays her head on top of mine and puts her moist lips right on the shell of my ear.

"Sometimes I just want to Tell Tale Heart you, other times I want to eat your soul, I bet it tastes like tropical sprite," she whispers demonically, "yesterday I licked your spoon and put it back in your cereal bowl when you went to check the mail. I cried into your hair when you took a nap a week ago so it would be nappy when you woke up." She kisses my cheek, "I cleaned Wolff's water dish with Santana's toothbrush. Goodnight biotch." She stands and leaves, it felt like someone cracked an egg over my head that contained cold water. My eyes were wide, I waited for Santana to come join me in bed before I fell asleep.

It's been a few days since the incident, the girls announced that they were going off on business Monday and wouldn't be back until Friday, I was bummed that they had taken Jay and Wolff at least then I'd at least have someone to help me with Quinn. We are playing Russian roulette with a pea shooter. Her idea. She grins at me.

"Your turn."


SANTANA'S POV

I sit glaring at Berry, "If your primate hurts my Britt-Britt we gonna have some problems."

"I'm sure Brittany provokes Quinn a lot of the time. She doesn't just screw with Brittany for no reason...most of the time. I mean do you remember last year? When Brittany tied Quinn to the train tracks and made us believe we were reenacting a fake damsel in distress thing? SHE ALMOST KILLED MY FIANCÉ!" Rachel huffed.

I burst into giggles recalling that day perfectly, "Okay maybe," *snort* "I still have saddle burn from that horse. Okay," I sit up, "do we go after the daughter or do we exploit the fact that he is a closet hydrophobic?"

Berry scratches the back of her head and shrugs. Jay stands and throws a couple of gym passes at us with a schedule.

"Well I guess that answers that."

A Few Hours Later(no pov)

The girls made their way into the members only gym/country club. Rachel wearing a dark blue sports bra with matching shorts, a blonde wig planted firmly on her head. Santana wore a black track suit hair up in a high pony with large sunglasses on. She winks at Rachel as she turns sharply seeing the control room for the pool. Rachel nods and smiles as she trots off to the pool.

Santana knocks on the door and smiles at the young nerdy guy that answers, she slides her glasses off slowly, "Hi, I'm here to relieve you, Gary sends his regards." Her mind flicks back to Jay cracking his knuckles and glaring at a shivering Gary. He licks his lips and moves aside in the door frame so she has to squeeze pass him. She makes sure to dig the heel of her black converse into his foot.

"I didn't get your name!" He shouts as she tries to close the door.

"Ima MercyNary." She says as she slams the door. She pulls her iPod out and pops in her headphones. Hear Me Now by Hollywood Undead fills her head.

Rachel twitches her lip, she glances up into the pool control tour seeing a silhouette bobbing its head and dancing. She spots WinBush near the pool surrounded by a group of men. She saunters up to them tapping him on his shoulder. "I heard you were the man to come to when someone wanted private swim lessons." She tilted her head exposing her neck more, he had a thing for necks. She shudders as he licks his bottom lip.

"Fellas why don't you give me and this little lady a bit of privacy?" He husks out, the men pat him on the back and laugh. They exit out of the room closing the door. Rachel smiles and walks slowly to the water beckoning him on, he looked nervously at the water and then back at her. He glances up into the control room seeing that they were occupied he swaggers toward her.

Santana pulls out her phone, sending a go to Wolff's collar, he crept carefully but quickly from behind the towel rack and to the edge of the pool, he studied the lining carefully, determining where the pool cover began and ended. He looked up to see the man creature licking his mother's neck. He choked back the growl at Rachel's stern look. Slipping his large razor sharp nails over the cover he ripped a large hole and quickly crept back to hide behind the towels, barking as softly as he could. It echoed slightly against the water. Rachel let out a loud moan leading him deeper into the water making sure to keep his back to the deep end.

Santana waits until the water laps around his back, Rachel had jumped up and settled her legs around his waist, she grins as she watches Rachel duck her head avoiding lip on lip. She cringes as she sees the dark smudge of a hickie. She snaps the pool cover controls on, BYOB blasting in her headphones. She makes sure to keep her body in constant motion. The moment she stopped Rachel would know when to make her next move.

Santana stopped moving in surprise, he had removed Rachel's wig. Rachel twists their bodies using his lack of coordination against him, he grabs her hard, she slips easily from his grasp and dives under the pool cover, Santana glances down, her finger has turned pale from the amount of pressure she is applying to the cover accelerator. She quickly phones Jay. She watches as the pool cover finally closes and pops up showing frantic struggling, she runs out of the door. Watching through the large control windows as the struggle continues.

She ran into the pool room "RACHEL!" She yelled heart pounding, she felt tears of relief pool in her eyes as Rachel popped out of the water. She ran over calling Wolff out, she picked Rachel up and slung her over her shoulder. She slammed her fist down on the fire alarm and ran out Wolff hot on her tail.

BACK AT THE HOTEL

SANTANA'S POV

I cradled Rachel in my lap, having carried her into the hotel joking about her being worn out from swimming. The small woman at the front desk only nodded, flashing me a badge. I smiled gratefully. She was one of us.

In the car ride over I'd performed CPR on her, when she took a labored breath all I could do was hold her. In our entire time together we had both suffered a lot of tragic near deaths. So my temporary affection was nothing new.

I flipped the TV on, I laid on the bed, Rachel was still soaking wet, I spoon her from behind and pull the covers over us.

"Vanessa Iris here reporting breaking news, today at the country club, Mr. WinBush, still suffering from yesterdays embarrassment has been pulled from the shallow end of the club's pool a sobbing mess." I glance down at Berry ans shake my head affectionately, she must have pushed him there. "We have Kelby Stevens, the club's pool control employee here to give a statement. Mr. Stevens?" The camera shot over to the wide eyed idiot.

"Uh, yeah so I was relieved from duty, ya know? This sexy exotic beauty came up and told me Gary said I could leave."

"Did you catch her name?"

"Uhm, yes something foreign! Oh yeah! Ima MercyNary!" A howl of anger could be heard echoing throughout the club where WinBush was sitting being attended to by EMTs.

I turn the TV off and pick up my vibrating phone.

"Hello?"

"Hey baby! I have a question!" Brittany says happily.

I chuckle, "Yes my love?"

"How do you feel about pirates?"

"They're okay I guess."

"Good!"

"Why..?"

"Because... I am going to be wearing an eye patch for about a month!"

I shoot up, "WHAT!"


This was kind of rushed. Next chapter is all Quinn and Brittany with a dash or two of Santana and Rachel. Thank you for the reviews! They made me happy and I am very glad that you guys are enjoying this. Until next time xx