Chapter 6 Totally Melon
BRITTANY'S POV
"GOD FUCKING SHIT DAMMIT ASS QUARTERBACK BATMAN BANANA FISH!" If you haven't gathered I'm in a lot of pain. It's my fault really, as much as I'd like to pin this on Quinn it was only partially her fault. As we played Russian roulette I got super cocky thinking she hadn't loaded it, after 7 empty rounds, who wouldn't? I put it to my eye and fired.
It was like getting raped in the eye socket by a wasp!
Quinn hisses in sympathy, she picks me up and lays me down on the couch she stands up and leaves, presumably to get one of the many first aid kits we have laying around.
I whimper and touch my eyelid, oh yeah this is going to be nasty. I open my good eye, I feel tear hot tears run down my cheeks. I watch as Quinn settles down in front of me, she turns and sits the first aid kit down on the coffee table behind her.
I reach into my pocket and grab a syringe filled with her medicine. I stab her between her shoulder blades with it, injecting it into her. She stiffens up and stays stock still. She turns quickly and stabs a syringe into my thigh.
"Ah fuck!" I snap.
"You started it! Bitch!"
"I just gave you your meds!" she glares at me, she reaches behind her and with a soft shlick and pulls the needle out of her back, she does the same thing for my leg. "What did you put in ME?"
"Morphine," she says between gritted teeth, "I am going to have to put liquid stitches on your eye, I'm also going to have to dilate it so I can check for damage." She leans over me. A slow lazy smile covers my face.
"Man, dude, the air smells like fruity pebbles," I pick my hand up and peer at it. Wait.
"OH SHIT IM HALF BLIND!" I start to cry uncontrollably, "this isn't fair Quinnie! I can't 69 with San anymore! I can only 34.5 heeeeeer." I wail.
Quinn lays across my stomach and examines my eye, "What a shame, boo boo, now be still." I feel the medicine coursing through my veins. I felt..sexy, no something sexier than sexy I felt, melon.
"Q! Q baby I feel melon."
"Melon?"
"Melon."
"...maybe you should call Santana. But before that let me patch you up." Quinn says amused.
Twenty minutes and an eye patch later I am handed a ringing phone.
"Hello?"
"Hey baby! I have a question!" I say happy to hear her voice.
A light chuckle greets my ear, "Yes my love?"
"How do you feel about pirates?" I ask her slowly.
"They're okay I guess."
"Good!" oh great she's gonna be down with the pirate clown.
"Why..?"
"Because... I am going to be wearing an eye patch for about a month!"
I hear a rumble then a loud "WHAT!"
"Babe you're not being very melon right now!" I scold her.
"I'm what...Britt what happened? Do you need me to come home? Fuck it I'm coming home!"
"San, no! Calm down! Hehe calm...calm..caallluuuuhhhmm," I break out in a fit of giggles.
"Let me speak to Quinn sweetie." I hold the phone out for Quinn to take, she shakes her head.
"Tell her I'm not hear," she whisper yells.
"I AM GOING TO RIP OFF YOUR FACE!" Santana snaps from the phone, I sigh and shake my head. My unseeing eye catching my attention again. I start to wail.
" B-baby! I have TERRIBLE news!" I cry into the small device.
"What is it! Britt-Britt don't cry!" she tells me in a panic.
"We can only 34.5." I whisper tragically. There's a heavy silence.
"I'll be there in a few hours." the line goes dead and I shrug. I look over at Quinn.
"So I take it she was upset?"
"You may have to leave the country." I deadpan.
I am sorry this is so short, I'll update again later tonight after... During work. I just wanted to give you something before I had to dive back into reality. Remember to leave me some feedback if you have the time, I am going to be really bored so I would love to respond to reviews while I'm here. until next time xx