Chapter 7 Bat Outta Hell
WOLFF'S POV
I watch as mom stoops and throws everything in a large trash bag she wrestled from housekeeping, Jay walks around calmly picking anything incriminating up and putting it gently in a duffel bag. I wag my tail as mom addresses me.
"Wolff, I need you to stay behind with Berry, I may have to kill Quinn," I look up at her from my perch next to mother on the bed. I jump a little as mother rises up using my collar to pull herself to a sitting position glaring at her.
"You will do no such thing!" An argument breaks out, I lay with my ears pinned to my head, I have to duck fists and kicks. I sigh and stand in the doorway with Jay. I don't know why mother sticks with Quinn. After the behavioral training mother and mom put me through, I was brought home and presented to Quinn and Brittany. Though my brain was switched I retained the pups maturity and mind set, I no longer considered myself human. A few months later they both earned the name Verruckt (A/N: basically means bat shit crazy... at least that's what my boss told me when I asked her to tell me what crazy meant in German).
Flashback (hell yeah)
I stood watching as the short haired blonde one, Quinn, stood humming as she tied what was hopefully an unconscious mother to a chair. They had been arguing all week. I huffed at her to get her to stop. She picks me up and sits me in mother's lap. I sit protectively on top of her. Trying to be intimidating, Quinn tweaks my nose and I sneeze. She coos at me and sits in front of Rachel.
I turn and plant my paws on Rachel's chest, I had been yelled at for licking mom awake a few nights ago but I wanted to play I couldn't help it. I ran my tongue along her eyelids and barked in her face. Oh how I wished for my thumbs then I could call mom and have her come home, but I didn't and I didn't know any numbers.
She jerked awake, and yelped when she saw my face so close to her. She tries to sit up but her binds are tight, I whimper and throw my self around her neck.
"Wolff off, what the...? Quinn?" She turns and looks at the blonde that was practically foaming at the mouth. I turned and growled at her. "Down Wolff!" I immediately laid down in her lap, fuming.
"RaaaAAAchy, I know you were planning on leaving me, I saw the bags in the closet." I perked up, they were going on a mission this weekend when Brittany and Quinn went on their monthly store trip to buy more stuff for the lab.
"Baby, no I wasn't. Yes we are in a tight spot now but we can always work through it. I was simply going on a small hiatus, you wouldn't have even known I was gone." She plead, while trying to work the knots out of the nylon rope around her wrists.
"Bullshit! You're going to leave me for Santana! So like that fuckface Finn I am going to serenade you into staying."
"Babe.."
"Shut up!"
She turned around and pushed a button, she ripped her clothes off and turned around. She'd drawn happy and sad faces on her breasts and a bulls-eye on her belly.
Da da da da, da da da da
Da da da da-da da
I don't know if I can yell any louder
How many time have I kicked you outta here?
Or said something insulting?
da da da da-da
I can be so mean when I wanna be
I am capable of really anything
I can cut you into pieces
When my heart is...broken
She began doing choppy ballet around the chair we were sitting in.
Da da da-da da
Please don't leave me
Please don't leave me
I always say how I don't need you
But it's always gonna come right back to this
Please, don't leave me
How did I become so obnoxious?
What is it with you that makes me act like this?
I've never been this nasty
Can't you tell that this is all just a contest?
The one that wins will be the one that hits the hardest
But baby I don't mean it
I mean it, I promise
She slams her head down onto mother's taking a deep sniff of her hair, she starts to sway, giggle, and hum from her chest loudly, she rips a nice chunk of it out jamming it into her nostrils. Mother grunts and hisses in pain.
Da da da-da da
Please don't leave me
Da da da-da da
Please don't leave me
Da da da-da da
I always say how I don't need you
But it's always gonna come right back to this
Please, don't leave me
I forgot to say out loud how beautiful you really are to me
I can't be without, you're my perfect little punching bag
And I need you, I'm sorry.
Da da da da, da da da da
da da da da-da da
Please, please don't leave me
I push back into mother's chest as she falls to her knees in front of us with a pair of scissors, she begins to cut hearts out of mother's skirt.
Baby please don't leave me
No, don't leave me
Please don't leave me no no no
You say I don't need you but it's always gonna come right back,
It's gonna come right back to this.
Please, don't leave me.
No.
No, don't leave me
Please don't leave me, oh no no no.
I always say how I don't need you
But it's always gonna come right back to this
Please don't leave me
Please don't leave me
Mother pulls her head back and eyes Quinn. I sit there wide eyed as they smash me between their bodies and begin kissing wildly.
End of Flashback(hell there's another one)
I glance up between mom and mother as they continue arguing heatedly on the private jet as Jay flew us to the airport. A finger is shoved into mom's face and she looks dangerously close to biting it off. I slightly understood why she stayed with Brittany, though she was just as crazy as Quinn.
I watch as mother bitch slaps mom.
Flashback(yet again!)
I sat having a staring contest with Lord Tubbington, he was trying to steal my steak. The steak mom had given me after having an argument with mother about me being vegan or not. I was saving it for later. I picked it up to hide it in the garden.
As I squeezed through my doggy door I caught mom and Brittany laying on a bench swing near the large recently installed pool, I abandoned the idea of hiding my steak and instead decided to enjoy it while lounging next to them.
"Hey baby boy," mom greets me, I huffed around my snack and plopped down next to them. I twitch my ear listening in on their conversation.
"I'm just saying if you get a tattoo that says Brittany rocks my socks, but, you know with x's instead of c's and k's. I would totally be okay with that," Brittany says gently.
"I think, as cute as that would be, that that could be a bit extreme. How's your latest experiment been Dr. Pierce-Lopez?" Mom asks with a soft chuckle.
"Actually I have been working on something for you! I hate that you smoke cigars sometime so I have developed a smokeless cigar! I am so happy you brought it up though, I have one right here." I glance up she pulls out a small oblong shaped device. Mom takes it in her hand and turns it over.
"Uhm..wow Britt-Britt this is very thoughtful of you."
"I just, don't want you putting all those harmful chemicals in your body, no matter how sexy you claim it makes your voice. Go ahead, give it a try," she urges. I bark a light warning at mom. "Aw! Even Wolffy wants you to try it baby!"
"No I don't!"
Mom shrugs and puts it to her mouth, she pulls on it and immediately sits up gagging and sputtering heavy black smoke. She stands and holds her throat. Brittany looks worriedly from me to her. She reaches over to one of the mini tables sitting next to the swing and picks up a glass. She hands it to mom who drinks heavily from it.
"W-what the fuck B? What is that?"
"It's nothing.."
"B!"
"Smog!"
My mouth falls open, smog? I watch as they get into a light argument, Quinn comes out of nowhere and picks mom up throwing her into the pool. They get into a splash fight. Brittany and mother soon join them. I shake my head, if you can't beat 'em join 'em. I jump in and join my crazy family.
End of Flashback ( :/ )
I run ahead to the house as soon as Jay parks the car. I bark loudly alerting Quinn and Brittany of our return. Brittany runs up to me slightly uncoordinated. I jump back on my hind legs and put my paws on her shoulders. I put my wet nose on her eye patch and whimper.
"Aw, Wolff I am okay!" She hugs me tightly, she releases me after I few minutes and I run off to find Quinn. She's sitting on her bedroom floor with the door open. I sit next to her and bark at her lightly wagging my tail. She smiles at me.
"Hey there boy! I missed you too." (A/N: Nooo Brittany and Quinn cannot understand Wolff) She lays her hand on top of my head and laughs as I burrow my head into her chest. I look up as mother runs in and slams the door locking it quickly behind her.
"Quinn what happened to Brittany's eye?" Mother asks coming and falling on her knees in front of her.
"You see.. what had happened was.. we were playing Russian roulette, right?" Mother's eyes widen, probably thinking the worse. "But we were playing with a pea shooter, when it comes Brittany's turn..."
BRITTANY'S POV
"...I turn the pea shooter around and shoot myself in the eye." As soon as Santana and Rachel fell through the front door arguing and beating at each other I grabbed Santana sitting her down and planting myself in her lap so she couldn't move. Santana calms down and lays her head on mine.
"You scared me so much," she mumbles her sweet breath hitting my cheek, "all I could do was call Berry and tell her that I was going to kill Quinn just so she could get funeral arrangements together." I give her a light peck on the lips.
"Not necessary, I was being cocky. Now what you can do is take me to bed I just want to cuddle. Maybe we can try 34.5ing." I wink at her and she laughs .
Later that night
I roll over and instantly feel the lack of Santana, I pull on a robe and creep out of our room. I hear a soft angry hiss. I peek downstairs and see a light on in the kitchen. I walk down a few steps and instantly freeze. Jay stood holding an iPad and nodding at Santana who has a small hissing cage sitting next to her.
"So he finally paid up huh?" She asks as she slips slivers of meat into the cage. Jay nods. "Call the boys off then. Good job Jay, thank you." He nods again and walks off. I quickly stand and walk back to the bedroom when Santana stands with the cage in her hands.
I use the dark hallway to my advantage, I felt like a fucking ninja, I was hopping my silk ducky robe didn't stand out too much. I watched as Santana opens the cage and sends it flying into Rachel and Quinn's bedroom. I gasp as a yowl and screams of pain and surprise ring throughout the house. Santana cackles madly and runs my way, she stops, picking me up and slinging me over her shoulder. She jumps into the bedroom and slams the door and locks it.
"No one hurts my Britt-Britt." She whispers as she throws me on the bed. She smashes her lips against mine and I smile.
"You took the kitten?" I ask curiously.
"Yeah, he escaped a few nights ago and I just decided to keep him in my study, he was great company." she explains with a smile. I nod.
"What were you talking to Jay abou-" I was cut off as the door buckles in and a 7 inch crack appears . We sit up and watch it wide eyed.
"THIS. MEANS. WAAAR" Quinn snarls as she makes a hole big enough to put her head through with the large ax she has in her hands.
So there's chapter 7! I will work on chapter 8 tonight.. I usually start at noon and work from the top of my head. I apologize for not updating last night. I actually had to work -.- well leave me some feedback! I LOVED reading the ones I got last night. So thank you very much for those. For my silent readers you guys rock too! I forgot to mention the first 7 times that this doesn't have a beta so all mistakes are my own! Next chapter is an all out war between girls, I am not sure which way I'll take that, if violence isn't your forte most definitely skip it. until next time xx