A/N: switches POV a few times
Chapter 9 'Twas All A Dream
BRITTANY'S POV
I blink and rub my eyes as they focus on a worried Santana, still rubbing my eyes I smile. "Hey baby, ooh my head is killing me, and I'm suffering from a not so sexy case of halitosis. And WHAT THE ACTUAL FFFFUUUU-" I finally focus completely on her and have to hold back a face. Her chin is dotted with deep purple bruises, and her eyes are bloodshot.
"You look like you have herpes," I whisper softly, "do you have the herpes?" her bottom lip juts out and begins to tremble. Ah, shit...
"I mean, gosh I love waking up to your gorgeous face. You are delicious." I grin sheepishly up at her, from her lap. I feel her inhale and exhale quickly and deeply.
"You don't look too hot either BABE."
"Woah woah what's with the hostility?"
"I'm sorry, I am just, tired and upset, and hungry. I'm not myself right now."
"Yeah I can go for some macaroni and mayo tacos right about now," ew..why? Santana had a look that mirrored my internal question plastered all over her face.
"How about bacon and eggs instead? You could probably use an aspirin too..." oh man, it was like she said the magic word. A shock of pain goes through my body followed by last nights events.
"Waah, oh hell no! Where is Rachel?" I'm about ready to go Kangaroo Jack on someone. I sit up and swivel my body around, no sign of Rachel or Quinn. I frown and look to Santana.
"They went to visit family in Ohio, I was thinking we could go out and meet them either later today or tomorrow." She explains, "you know we can't face your sister without a gift, so we need to hit up the mall."
I roll my shoulders and pop my neck, "Alright, sweetness!" I look up to see Wolff peering at me, he jerks his head towards Santana. I frown, "is Jay stuck in a well boy?" He shakes his head and lets out a chuckle. Wait. He.. I slowly swivel my head and look over at Santana who is gaping at Wolff. Wolff walks towards us and hops up onto the coffee table, it creeks under his weight.
"Babe, are you seeing this?" I whisper out the side of my mouth.
"Meow."
"Yeah its.. " I turn to Santana only to see a human size Lord T gazing back at me. I hop up off the couch, falling in my haste. I scramble to my feet. I turn my head from Wolff to LT. "Okay what the freak is going on?"
"Well, my guess is you're dreaming, that or Quinn has slipped you something. It could be a number of things." Wolff sighs and lays down, rolling over to his back. I raise my lip up at him.
"This so cannot be a dream, all of my dreams are really sexy, or really scientific." I tell him, jabbing my finger at him. He stands up and slips off the table, I blink and he is in front of me wearing a dark red lingerie set.
"Is this sexy enough for ya?"
SANTANA'S POV
I dodge Brittany's suddenly jabbing finger and glare over at Berry. Quinn is laying over her lap kicking her legs out, staring at them with an amazed look on her face.
"It's like an arm but its got a foot at the end of it." She says, completely in awe, I raise an eyebrow at her.
"A very astute observation, sweetums! Why don't you try to go back to sleep?" Berry whispers tiredly. We had just finished venting all of the weed out of the house. Berry and I had been trained against different chemicals so we were able to stave off most of it.
I look down at Brittany. "It's not sexy," she mumbles, pushing her face into my stomach. Quinn hops up and runs over to me, I still my entire body, not wanting to make any sudden movements. She leans down and pushes Brittany closer to me. She straddles my lap facing me.
"Berry, if you want to keep It. Get It." I hiss between my teeth. Quinn leans forward tongue out. Time slows to a crawl as she comes at me with her very pink tongue. I pull my head back as far as I can, she readjusts herself. I glance quickly over at Berry, her face showed the horror I felt as I feel Quinn's tongue swirl around my nose.
Brittany chose that moment to rejoin the conscious world. She turns her head from me to Quinn who was moaning from her chest, tongue still traveling around my nose.
"Rachel, please remove Quinn from my wife's face." She says super calmly. Berry walks over and tries to take Quinn away, I turn my head and she shoves her tongue into my ear.
"OH MY WOW! Unnnngghhhh!" I melt into a complete puddle of horny. Brittany growls, and pushes at Quinn, the gorilla tranqs running through her system making her very weak. I suck my lips in and sigh. This is so wrong but it feels so right.
BRITTANY'S POV
After my run in with Dream Wolff I of course awake to Quinn trying to lick Santana's face off. My body feels like its trying to restore itself to factory settings. I feel Santana's body shudder underneath me. I look up at her completely pissed off. How dare she be turned on right now! Yeah right now Quinn is tonguing her sweet spot, but she has no right!
"Rachel I promise you, if you do not remove her I will end you!" I snarl, channeling my baby. I pop Santana in her stomach, she throws ad back and has the common sense to look guilty. Rachel picks Quinn up and manhandles her up the stairs.
Quinn whines and let's out a pout, I flick her off and turn my attention to my wife.
"H-hey there baby I was thinking we could hit up the mall and buy you stuff...then we can to visit the family back in Ohio..." I frown at her, dream Santana and reality Santana both have the same idea so I guess it's meant to be. That didn't excuse the fact that I was still upset.
I push off of her and walk upstairs to my bedroom, I open and slam the door, right in her face. I hear a frustrated sigh before the door flies open.
"You know that back there was oddly Quinn," she grumbles. I throw my clothes off and slip into the bathroom, hopping into the shower. I don't bother closing the curtain. I tune out the rest of her apology. Of course I know I'm being slightly irrational especially since Quinn is involved, but dammit I should be the only one to ever cause the look on my baby face.
I soap my body up and let the hot water run over me, I see Santana exit the bathroom out the corner of my eye. I relax and lather my hair up. As I rinse it thoroughly I turn the water off and turn to get out. I have to stifle a smile at Santana, she had on a pair of red boxers and a blue towel tied around her neck like a cape. I step out and grab my towel and start drying off.
"What are you doing?" I finally ask her, a smile fighting its way to my lips. She turns in the bathroom door snickering.
"Action Bastard I neeeed you! Action Bastard I neeeed you! *snort* Action Bastard I neeed you! I'm sorry baby I looooove you!" she's doubled over laughing and snorting, still dancing. I pull my lips in and hold my arms out for her.
"Come here, dork." She snuggles into me and hugs me close. I take her hand and glance at her watch, it's only 1:30 PM. I wrap my arms completely around her. We stay like that for a few minutes until she pulls me into the bedroom and helps me pick out an outfit for the mall.
After we bang like rabbits.
*2 hours later, at the mall*
Quinn and Rachel, who insisted on coming, skip off towards a few clothing stores while Santana pulls me towards the escalator. I stop and stare at it. I fucking hate this thing. I never know when to step on, do I look cool doing it. I hate when my body jerks and I have to do a panicked half skip jump off of it. Santana nudges me and I shake my head. She glances behind us and pulls me to the side, allowing other people to jump on the death trap.
"I can't do this again baby, you know how I feel about this thing, can't we visit the shops down here?" I plead. She looks around, she spots that one creepy security guard that always follows us around, we shudder in union.
"Okay..hop on baby boo!" She turns offering me her back. I'm a head taller than her, I most definitely didn't want to hurt her. I bring my point up she shoots it down and kneels down pulling me closer to her. I smile and jump onto her back making her laugh. I feel her muscles move under my thighs and I get tingles in my nether regions. I wrap my arms and legs around her, she stands and leaps onto the escalator running up it two at a time.
I throw my head back and laugh heartily, I hear other people laughing and gasping as my wife and I make our way up the killer escalator. She gets to the top and leaps doing a spin in the air before landing lightly on her feet. I was surprised about the lack of being jarred.
She puts me down and I turn to her a serious look on my face. She frowns and crosses her arms, raising an eyebrow. By now we had generated a small group of onlookers many probably knowing Santana from seeing her slam people on Court TV and a few probably some of my own psycho fans.
"I know what you are.." I tell her, she gasps lightly and takes a step back.
"What?"
"Y-you're super fast and strong, you're always complaining about the cold, your clothes are super stylish." A few people start to giggle. I see her lip twitch. She takes a dramatic step forward propelling herself towards me.
"Say it. Out loud..SAY IT!"
I turn my back to her, winking at the girl now in front of me, "Lesbian Vampire!" I let my body fall backwards knowing Santana would catch me, if she doesn't we're going to have some problems. I feel her slender arms wrap around me, she spins me in a tight circle. When she puts me down we both stagger towards Santana's destination dizzy as hell.
SANTANA'S POV
With Brittany's hand in mine we look around Build a Bear, this mission was simple, since the money was already in my account I kind of had to do it. I looked up seeing the smarmy cashier gazing at me, I casually pull out my phone and look at the mini dossy I had on him. His name: Adam Marx he's 5'9 200 lbs and has brown curly hair. I glance back up at the cashier who throws a wink at me. Ew.
"Aw baby look a wolf! We should totally bring this back out to Wolff so he can have company on the way to Lima! He loves getting stuffed animals!" Brittany smiles at the animal display.
here the little one
"Yeah sure B pick out the biggest one, grab something for the little one here too. I'll be right back I'm going to go pay in advance." I give her s quick kiss. I glance up at the speakers the opening notes to Drive By by Train flowed down from them. I frowned, isn't this supposed to be a kid's store?
I walk over to the very unbusy cashier, he smiles, yellowed teeth glistening in the light. I slip my hand into my pocket and slide a ring onto my pinkie finger. All I have to do is nick him with the sharpened diamond. Easy Peasy. Brittany bounds up behind me and whispers that she is going to the bathroom. I glance back at her, she shoves the stuffed animals into my arms and runs out of the store.
I turn and look around the store, there's an awful lot of grown men in here today. And no one else! Fuck. I casually stroll over to the stuffing station. I hear the soft hiss of a walkie talkie. I quickly stuff the shit out of the animals. I look over and shove a bunch of the stupid little clothes into a bag. I turn back to the cashier, smiling cheerfully.
"Hello, this will be all for me today" Huge smile.
"That'll be $420.00." He says staring me dead in the eye. Ah shit I am one hundred percent sure that I saw this douche bag around the academy. My phone buzzes in my pocket twice. I reach my hand in and pull it out slowly reading the first message from Brittany.
Wifey:
Oh shit baby...I got the runs! Just stuff them and buy a bunch of clothes and accessories! I guess we are at the point where we tell each other everything. I open the second text and my body goes numb.
Jay:
ABORT!11! Fuck,, Jay never makes spelling mistakes. I throw my phone into one of the bags he messily stuffed the things into and grab them. Before Marx can react I've slashed him in the cheek with my ring. I take the ring off and slam it into one of the huge body guards he always kept with him, even in the academy.
I jump up onto one of the tables and scope out my surroundings. He only had about five of them with him but I am more than sure he's called more. This store is positioned wonderfully, its facing away from the general crowd.
I tap dance on a few of the guards heads. Using their size to throw myself to the door. Jay is waiting there looking haggard he grabs the gate and slams it shut using a small torch to wield it shut. He nods at me, I run off. Bags in hand, I run off to the bathrooms, Brittany is standing conveniently by the entrance.
"Babe, we have to leave one of my old clients are here and they are pissed that I put them behind bars instead of getting them off the case." I bend my body and tackle her around the middle effectively knocking the breath out of her and putting her on my shoulder. I take a running leap off of the escalator, Brittany screams. I throw the bag containing the overstuffed animals onto the rail of the escalator that was quickly approaching, I position my feet and ride the bags down the rest of the way. I grab the bags from under my feet and land next to two Asian women.
"Hey that's the crazy bitch that delivered Summer's baby! Hey! Stop you!" I sigh deeply and take off at a dead run having to ignoring Brittany's discomfort at at the moment of course this is the moment Jay takes to come speeding pass us with Marx's goons following. We break out of the mall, Running at full speed.
"Look. Ladies. I. Am. Sorry. About. That. All. In. The. Name. Of. Science!" Brittany staggers out to the pissed off women behind us. I thank every God I knew that we took the truck today. Berry, Wolff, and Quinn were already seated up front, Berry sitting in the driver's seat. I hop onto the bed of the Tundra, Jay following close behind. Berry peels out of the mall at full speed.
"Give me one good reason why I should not redrum your ass right here and now!" Britt screams at me from her position under me. I smile at her.
"Misean gcrích!" (mission accomplished) I say softly into my bluetooth.
"Post maith, Snixx." (good job) The deep rumble of one of the heads at HQ answer me.
I throw my arms around Brittany, giving her a quick explanation while withholding information, and I don't let go until we hit Ohio.
Where all HELL breaks loose.
I know some of you are probably wondering where I was for a few days...well Admin took my story down because I violated a rule I put "shit" in the summary and that apparently is a huge no no :/ but I am back now, work had been hectic these pass few nights I'd like to thank those who have stuck with me so far and such Mushaboom, 82996, others..lol I can't name all, those 2 stuck out a lot though so thank you. To everyone else thank you sooo much. Review, send me ideas, just tell me hello! Okay so next chapter Lopez and Pierce family time! I am not 100 on Quinn's family yet..maybe..Quinn's crazy is hereditary?