I'm non-sensical but whatever lol. Enjoy!
This is to make up for the non-sensical non truth or dare chapters I has created XD
Me: Reading fanfictions on Wattpad.
DM: I dare Ashley and Li'l Petey to watch Little Runmo
Me: Tell me what this is.
DM: No
Me: -_-
Later
Me and Li'l Petey: Watching Li'l Runmo
At the end...
Petey: What did you do to them?
Li'l Petey: Immensely traumatized
Me: ...What did I just witness?
MOVING ON...
Alba: Alright...Dog Man, truth or dare.
DM: Dareeeee
Me: Braces self
Alba: I dare you and Petey to sing "I'm Blue" while wearing rainbow striped sewaters and holding hands.
DM/Petey: Immense Blushing
Me: I SHIP IT
DM: Why Alba why?
Me: Yeets Petey and Dog Man into rainbow striped sweaters
Me: SING HOMIES
Petey: SING WHAT?!
Me and Alba: IM BLUE
Petey/DM: FINE
5...4...3...2...1
Petey/DM: IM BLUE DA BA DE DABA DAI
Me/Alba/Li'l Petey: ...
Everyone else: WHAT IS THIS NIGHTMARE!
EVEN LATER..
Alba: Petey, thruth or dare
Petey: DAREEEEEEEEEEEEE
Alba: I dare you to tell dad jokes
Petey: ...KAY BYE Yeets self out the window
Me: Yeets self after him
3 Minutes Later...
Petey: What do sprinters eat before a race? Nothing, they fast.
Me: ...Whaaaaaa
Petey: How does Moses make his coffee? Hebrews it.
Me: Oh god these are lame.
6 Hours Later...
Petey: I'm starting a new dating service in Prague. It's called Czech-Mate.
Me: STOP WITH THE LAME JOKES!
The Next Day
Me: hmmmmmm...CHief! Truth Or dare
Chief: TRUTH!
Me: Is it true that you like Sarah?
Chief: ...Yeah?
Alba/Me: CALLED IT!
Alba: Ashley, truth or dare?
Me: Truth
Alba: Do you ship ChiefXSarah and Dog ManXPetey?
Me: Yeah.
Alba: Knew it.
LATER...
Me: Looking at my Fandom and sees one of my friends is exposing my Twitter posts
Me: Yeets him into the game
Me: Dude, WHY ARE YOU SHOWING FANDOM MY TWITTER MESSAGES!
my friend: Uhmmmm why not
Petey: STOP INVADING MY SISTERS PRIVACY
My friend: but it's funny to see people's reactions!
Me: WELL ITS NOT FUNNY TO EXPOSE PEOPLE PRIVATE CONVERSATIONS SO STOP IT NOW!
My friend: *Sighs* Alright FINE!
Me: AND DONT GIVE ME THE ATTITUDE Yeets him outta existence
I needed to put that last one cause the dude actually did that and I don't like my posts and stuff being exposed to my friends or strangers and stuff.
So I'd like people to NOT expose other peoples private conversations please
Kay bye!