This episode of Ask Or Dare: Dog Man Edition is brought to you by REEEEEEEEEEEVENNGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Enjoy!
my boyfriend/love interest: WHERE IS SHE
Me: First of all, relax. And two she'll
the girl: HI!
My BF/Petey: *Attacks her*
Me: *Yeets baseball bat and ukelele at her* YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET!
The Girl: *Gets murdered/knocked out*
Me: REVENGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Later
Alva: alrighty Dog Man, truth or dare
DM: DARE!
Alva: I dare you to...
DM: It better not be watch Little Runmo
Alva: You're gonna sing "I'm a banana" while wearing a banana suit. You also must wear the banana suit for the rest of the game!
DM: WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Me: *Yeets Dog Man into banana suit*
DM: *Totally off-key* I'M A BANANA I'M A BANANA!
Me: What the-
Malcolm: *Walks In*
Me: Oh shoot.
Malcolm: ALRIGHT WHO STOLE MY BOYFRIEND?!
Sooooooooooooooo...stuff went down after the end of this chapter. Basically, it ended with Alba of all people dabbing on Malcolm
Small part of big war...
Malcolm: YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND SO DONT STEAL MY BOYFRIEND
Me: I HAVE A BOYFRIEND AND HIS NAMES GAVIN SO DOG MAN HAS EVERY RIGHT TO PETEY MORE THAT YOU DO
Malcolm: WHY
Petey: CAUSE YOU KIDNAPPED MY SON
Alba: *Sneaks up from behind Malcolm and dabs on him
Me: Daaaaaang Alba
Alba: Shudup
(See what I mean XD)
BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Alba: Dabs