This is amazing and now my life has purpose XD
Okay so this chapter and the next chapter have Shrek in it and my two best friends Oscar and Will.
Enjoy!
Me: Casually pulling out crossbow I'll be setting someone's house on fire
Alba: Why?
Me: Cause some random human thought it would be a smart idea to steal my phone then punch me in the chest as hard as she could
Gavin: Crashes through random window SOMEONE CALL 911!
Me: Bruh, I'm fine. Stop being an overprotective boyfriend sheesh
Oscar: Hi
Me: Hi Oscar!
Will: YOU!
Me: Hi Will
Sky(The jerk who threw my phone then punched me): Hi Ash!
Gavin: Takes out random pocket knife Wanna hurt my girlfriend again?
Will/Oscar: Grab dead grass from the yard YOU WANT THIS IN YOUR MOUTH!?
Sky: What did I do?
Gabby: Takes out random 60ft sword Wanna bet I can't vaporize you for HURTING MY SISTER?!
Sky: Welp, I'm dead Throws me through window
Alba: Grabs staff from the movie PREpARE TO DIE
Every single friend I have: Murders Sky
If she threw me out a window, she'd be in most likely jail and I'd be in the hospital with a concussion
(The windows we have at our school are super hard and I highly doubt they were made with glass lol)
Later!
(Also tysm for 900 views!)