So these two things happened during the course of two days(yesterday and today) and I found them to be hilarious.
(I also posted them on my Tumblr and my Twitter so everyone can see them)
Enjoy!
Me: So the stupidest thing happened in Math class today
Gabby: I wasn't in that class cause I got Addison-what happened?!
Me: So Jonathan was talking about how he got an answer to a fraction addition problem and one kid said "You got no life, turning us into slaves of math like this" and we all just stared at her like "EYO WHAT THE HECK?!" And Mrs. Cox said "Your the one with no life, saying that Ximena" And we all just started crying-laughing
Gabby: Oh god XD
Alba: Casually walks in looking at Twitter
Gabby: HEY I STOLE YOUR PHONE!
Me: That's a different story that isn't on here ANYWAY yesterday RJ used the window to go home instead of the door so when I saw him at the park I screamed "EY BRUH WHY'D YOU USE THE WINDOW AND NOT THE DOOR LIKE A NORMAL HUMAN!?" And he screamed back "CAUSE I'M NOT NORMAL!"
Gavin: Okayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?
Alba: Name the people who are the weirdest at your school
Me: Everyone
Alex: Hi
Me: AND WHAT DO YOU WANT?!
Alex: I wanna apolog-
Alba: Grabs staff
Alex: I'll be on my way Bolts for it
True stories
Bye