I know I have a dare I wanna put in but I also have a funny storytime from today so let's put em in the same chapter!
Alba: How's that gonna go?
Me: I dunno BUT WE SHALL FIND OUT!
Enjoy!
Me: I've literally had this dare for like 2 weeks and I'm just now getting to it but here we go! *Yeets Grampa in*
Grampa: Oh COME ON!
Me: Okay so we has dare
Everyone: BOUT TIME!
Me: -_- ANYWAY, the dare is for Grampa to be a caring father to Petey *Yeets Petey's younger self in*
Younger Petey: Uhhhh...where am I?
August/Li'l Petey: HI YOUNGER PAPA!
Me: So this is what my brother looked like 20 years ago...he looks just like Li'l Petey!...Just with a flat tail
Petey: BRUH!
Me: Just sayin
Grampa: Uhhh...hiya son! Wanna go to the park?
Me: Is this how an actual dad acts?
August: Yeah, why?
Me: *Flashbacks to abusive dad* I don't wanna answer
19 hours later...
Gavin: I WANNA HEAR DA STORYTIME
Me: ALRIGHT ALRIGHT CHILLLL...who wants to hear a storytime calllled..."Someone Ordered McDonald's And They Actually Delivered It"?
Everyone: ME!
Me: Okay so someone literally called and ordered McDonald's at school today and literally someone from McDonald's showed up
Everyone: ...
Ey I got McDonald's cause well why not?
(Also y'all remember David, right? He's not talking to anybody and I'm contemplating on if we're still dating or somethin CAN SOMEONE HELP CAUSE I DON'T THINK WE'RE DATING RN!)
Okeh bye now!