I'm dying
Enjoy!
Alba: Very damaged
Me: What the heck happened to you?
Brain out of nowhere: TAKE THAT
Me: Oh...well that explains why he looks like he got crushed by a dump truck
Alba: Well to be honest, I'd rather be crushed by a dump truck than killed by a mouse
Me: Uhh...okay?
Alba: DONT EVEN THINK ABOUT IT FANIMANIAC
Me: Smashes his head with a mallet There's your daily brain damage!
Alba: For what?
Me: Fanimaniac will do what she wants! You, on the other hand, cannot do what you want!
Alba: WHY!?
Me: Cause earlier in the story you insulted my friend, AKA Fanimanaic. So you shall die!
Alba: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Everyone Else: Okay?
I was bored
Also my internet went crazy so I wanted to get this out sooner but the stupid internet/power shut off :(
Bye!
