I'm dying

Enjoy!


Alba: Very damaged

Me: What the heck happened to you?

Brain out of nowhere: TAKE THAT

Me: Oh...well that explains why he looks like he got crushed by a dump truck

Alba: Well to be honest, I'd rather be crushed by a dump truck than killed by a mouse

Me: Uhh...okay?

Alba: DONT EVEN THINK ABOUT IT FANIMANIAC

Me: Smashes his head with a mallet There's your daily brain damage!

Alba: For what?

Me: Fanimaniac will do what she wants! You, on the other hand, cannot do what you want!

Alba: WHY!?

Me: Cause earlier in the story you insulted my friend, AKA Fanimanaic. So you shall die!

Alba: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Everyone Else: Okay?


I was bored

Also my internet went crazy so I wanted to get this out sooner but the stupid internet/power shut off :(

Bye!