WARNING THE FOLLOWING SHORT STORY CONTAINS TONS OF SWEARING
TOTAL CEREAL
Furrball: Fowlmouth there's nothing to eat for breakfast.
Fowlmouth: There's some cereal right here.
Furrball: Oh that's Total I don't really like that.
Fowlmouth: Don't talk shit about Total.
BIRD IN TNE HOUSE
Furrball: Fowlmouth.
Fowlmouth: What the fuck do you want?
Furrball: There's a bird in the house.
Fowlmouth: Holy shit.
( Fowlmouth begins fighting with the bird in the house with a broom )
Fowlmouth: Shit shit shit.
Furrball: Dude you're going to break everything in the whole house.
Fowlmouth: I'm too pissed to give a shit.
HOT POT
( Fowlmouth was carrying a pot from the oven without oven mitts )
Fowlmouth: Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck.
( Fowlmouth hits his head on the chandelier )
Fowlmouth: FUUUUUUCK.
DRIVE THRU
Fowlmouth: I would like one cheeseburger with pickles and ketchup on it and don't load with a bunch of shit.
Drive Thru Guy: Okay sir that's a cheeseburger with pickles and ketchup do you want anything else with that?
Fowlmouth: I want a portion of fries and some shit to drink.
DRIVING TEST
( Fowlmouth was giving Furrball a driving lesson when suddenly he crashed into a lamppost )
Fowlmouth: Oh you dumbass.
HEAVY METAL MUSIC
( Fowlmouth was banging on the wall because his neighbour was playing loud heavy metal music )
Fowlmouth: Turn that shit down turn it the fuck down.
( Fowlmouth began throwing stuff at the wall )
Fowlmouth: Asshole turn it down.
WHAT TIME IS IT?
( A montage of Furrball asking Fowlmouth what time is it is shown )
Furrball: Fowlmouth what time is it? Fowlmouth what time is it? Fowlmouth what time is it?
Fowlmouth: It's time for you to get a damn watch you dickhead.
OUTRO
Fowlmouth: Thanks for reading this shitty story and as bonus let us know who will win the next Death Battle between Zatana and Scarlet Witch now fuck off.
The end