Nobody ask...I'll be a sad pringle and make no sense whatsoever

Enjoy!


Me: *Still being sad Ashy*

Will: I can be your boyfr-

Me: DONT. SAY. A. WORD!

Will: Okay okay!

Gabby: Will, your disgusting

Will: WHAT DID I DO NOW?!

Me: You touched a female reproductive system(Not me being a coward and refusing to say it). And not just any female, MY BEST FRIEND!

Will: If I was killing Alex, would you still be upset with me?

Me: YES!

Will: Why?! It's not like he likes you back or anything?

Alex: Oh you done screwed up.

Me: WHAT. DID. YOU. JUST. SAY?!

Will: What? He doesn't

Also me: *Grabs a machete, shotgun, AK-47, Assault Rifle, 20-Gauge Shotgun, 20-Pound bow, my signature crossbow, and many more weapons and yeets them into a van* YOU. WILL. DIE. WILLUM CLINTON PICK!

Will: DIDYAHAVETOSAYTHAT?!

Gabby: Ha ha

Me: DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Alex: What did I mi-

Gabby: WHY DID YOU RUIN MY FRIENDS LIFE! IT'S ALREADY BEEN RUINED ONCE!

Alex: ...

Gabby: ANSWER ME DAMMIT!

Me: GABRIELLE HAYNES CALM DOWN OR ELSE I MIGHT JUST VANISH AGAIN!

Gabby: GOD DAMMIT ALEXANDRO ANSWER ME!

Me: ALRIGHT THATS IT! *Leaves on a very loud airplane*

Gavin: Gabby, Ashley just left.

Alex: SHE WHAT?!

Gabby: *Glares at Alex* Because of YOU!

Me: GOOD RIDDANCE!


Dammit Gabby