Please enjoy me roasting the hell out of the person who ruined my life.
Enjoy!
Me: Setting up decorations
Gavin: What the hell?
Me: Will got a case of karma
Gavin: How?
Me: He got his dumbass suspended
Gabby: DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN
Alba: How?
Me: He got involved in a fight with a Justin Bieber wannabe
Gabby: Oof
Petey: So whats with the decorations?
Me: It's part of my new holiday! August 26th is "Will Gets Karma" day!
Dog Man: Not a crafty title
Me: It's still creative. And very fitting cause he actually did get karma
Will: What the fu-
Me: YOU GOT YOUR DUMBASS DESTROYED BY A JUSTIN BIEBER WANNABE HAHAHAHHA
Will: Yeah, I know. Why you makin a big deal outta it
Me: Cause you ruined my life. I spent a good year trying to give you a taste of your own medicine, and then you got suspened so either way, you got a massive case of karma.
Gabby: DAMN GET ROASTED BY YOUR CRUSH'S BEST FRIEND
Will: I INHALED SOUR CANDY POWDER FOR YOUR GUY'S LOVE!
Me: Says the person who straight up said you have a crush on me in the middle of our Spanish class only for me to shoot you down cause your so god damn annoying you shouldn't go to military school. You should straight up be locked in a mental asylum
Will: WHAT?!
Literally Everyone: DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN
Me: Casually puts on roast sunglasses Just the facts
Please note I have nothing against Justin Bieber. I like quite a lot. The kid Will got in a fight with reminded half the school of Justin Bieber so that's what we started calling him
Also please note I am a very much savage with a foot, a squad of fans/friends who will murder my haters, a baseball bat, a minecraft sword, and a 20-pound bow
(And 50 kids in my attic JK)
Kay bye