STARRING:

Me :)

Nicholas(My IRL boyfriend now)

Alex(The good one)

Alex(The bad one. He will be called Simpley for the sake of this story)

Gabby

and Alba

(Fun fact: I literally just learned Brinky was also a cookie name. Okay!)

Enjoy!


Alex: JUST TALK THIS OUT

Nicholas: WE DID

Alex: Oh right *Lets go of door*

Me: OH BY THE WAY we're dating now

Gabby: HELL YEAH

Me: *Gets text message* WHAT THE FU-

Will: What?

Alex: WHAT HAPPENED?!

Simpley: I see someone got my text :)

Me: *Grabbing my AK-47 and loading it* Yeah. I did.

Simpley: Ohhhh shi-

Me: *Starts chasing him with an AK-47* DIE

Nicholas: WHAT DID YOU DO TO HER?!

Simpley: I may or may not have manipulated, used, and dumped her

Gabby, Alex, and Nicholas: YOU DID WHAT?!

Me: All in one go. And then dumped me TWICE

Nicholas: HOW DARE YOU DO THAT TO MY GIRLFRIEND

Alba: What the hell

Gabby: Nicholas is being a VERY protective boyfriend

Alba: You mean chasing his girlfriend ex around...with a gun Nancy Wheeler would use

Gabby: Yes

Me: I AM GOING TO PRETEND THIS DIDN'T HAPPEN


Simpley texted me and when Nicholas found out what happened, he was NOT happy :)

90% sure I saw his girlfriend at the final race for my track team so yeah

GOODBYE!