A/N: Since no one gave me advice on what to do with trollking01 I'm not going to apologize... since that seems to be the non-existent consensuses... seriously anyone time I asked for advice no one would give it! What is it with that problem?

Chapter 28: Wand to Wand

It was a normal day at the Diaz house. Star was building a ship in the bottle and Luffy was hanging out in his new tower.

"Star!" called out Marco.

This surprised her causing her to drop the bottle.

"It's your turn to take out the garbage." Said Marco.

"You destroyed my Mewni battle ship." Said Star.

"Don't' you have enough ships in a bottle." Said Marco.

"Enough? I don't even know you." Said Star as she had many behind her.

"We promised that we would have to clean up the house before mom and dad got home. And it's your turn to take the garbage." Said Marco.

"Fine!" muttered star as her wand flashed green, "Summoning Cloudy Charm!"

She summoned the talking cloud, however for some reason it was a sickly green color instead of the usual pink.

That was when Luffy jumped out of his tower.

"Hey Star! Do you have any more…" said Luffy then he saw that something was wrong with Cloudy who was just floating there breathing heavily.

"Uh Cloudy." Said Star.

Cloudy continued to float breathing heavy then noticed Star and Luffy.

"Oh hey! Star… Luffy." Said Cloudy who was out of it.

"Is Cloudy drunk?" asked Luffy.

Actually Cloudy acted more high thank drunk, however as Luffy really only ever dealt with drunk people so he associated the strange behavior with drunkenness…

"No! How could a cloud spell even get drunk?" asked Star.

Well actually it's quite simple: See spells exist in a pocket dimension as living things, all that would be needed would be her spells get their hands on some booze and get drunk.

Though it should be noted that was not the case and Star's spells didn't care for getting drunk…

"Are you okay?" asked Star.

"I'm perfectly fine." Said Cloudy as one of it eyes suddenly moved around its body.

"Could you take out the garbage?" asked Star.

"I guess a Princess' hands are too delicate to touch garbage." Laughed Cloudy.

:What?" asked Star.

"Oh nothing!" said Cloudy who went to take out the garbage while giggling and bumping into things.

Luffy was going to say something.

"Cloudy isn't drunk!" said Star.

But she knew one thing she had to check with Glossaryck.

However there was a problem. Glossaryck had a head injury.

"What happened?" asked Star.

"I had an accident!" said Glossaryck pointing to the strangely sparkly pink substance that was probably his blood.

"Glossaryck!" cried Star.

"Inside voices please!" said Glossaryck.

"Oh sorry…" said Star quieter, "There's something funky going on with my wand."

"What's wrong with it?" asked Glossaryck.

"It's not doing what's it's supposed to do." Said Star.

"Look Star maybe there's something wrong with you. Ever think of that?" asked Glossaryck.

Luffy was about to get into a fight with him.

"Luffy, you're like 10 times bigger than him also he has a head injury." Said Star.

"Look don't get into a fight with me… I'm not sure what I just said… maybe there's something wrong with everyone. I mean look at me. I did magic on my face." Said Glossaryck.

Star and Luffy looked at each other.

"No help as usual." Grumbled Star.

"It hurts everywhere." Said Glossaryck as Star closed the book.

"Star are you taking care of the garbage." Said Marco.

"Cloudy's taking care of it." Said Star.

"Yeah about that…" said Marco.

Star and Luffy went down stairs and saw that Cloudy was making a mess.

"I don't know why I have so much energy today, must be all that iced tea." Said Cloudy.

"Are you sure it was iced tea?" asked Luffy, "I made that mistake before."

"For the last time! Cloudy isn't drunk!" yelled Star.

"But it looks like it!" said Luffy.

Cloudy began to make more messed through the room. With Star trying to get the cloud to stop.

"I think Luffy's right, I think he might be drunk." Said Marco deciding in this case Luffy's bizarre form of logic.

"Spells can't get drunk!" yelled Star, "And stop playing around and clear this up."

"Uh-oh! Looks like someone's allergic to good vibes." Said Cloudy who then blasted some wind on Star.

"Okay! That's enough!" said Star grabbing her wand, "Sunshine Friendship!"

"Sunshine Friendship." Cloudy repeated mockingly then bumped into some of Star's ships in a bottle, "Ooopsie!"

Star got angry causing the wand to glow green.

"Sunshine Friendship Spell!" yelled Star.

She zapped the magical cloud however it only got it bigger and angry.

"That was so rude!" yelled Cloudy as it left the house.

They followed the giant cloud spell outside.

And it started to create a storm, causing a gigantic mess.

"Cloudy calm down!" yelled Star blasting it with magic.

However the storm was only getting worse.

"Hey! You poked my fluffles!" yelled Cloudy becoming even more angry and becoming like a tornado.

"YI think you're making it worse!" yelled Marco.

Marco got sucked up into the air. Thankfully Luffy managed to grab him and wracked his arm around a tree.

However soon enough the tree was pulled from the ground as well sending them both flying through the air.

"Marco! Luffy!" cried Star.

The light from the wand turned from green to pink.

"Raspberry Lasso!" said Star.

She pulled them back to the ground, with Luffy using Gum Gum Balloon to like an air bag for Marco.

"Thanks!" Marco said to both of them.

"Sunshine Friendship Spell!" called out Star jumping into the air.

Cloudy was bathed in pink light and not only shrank but turned its normal pink.

"Whoa! Look at this mess, what happened?" asked Cloudy with no memory of what happened.

Okay that part is closer to being drunk than high.

"What is up with you wand?" asked Marco.

"I have no idea." Said Star, "And I told you he wasn't drunk."

Luffy just laughed at it.

"Kids we got you ice cream for clean up the hou…" said Mr. Diaz as he arrived with Mrs. Diaz.

Then they saw the storm damage.

Thankfully they're very nice people so they weren't angry. But of course they had a lot of cleaning to do. Including getting Luffy in on it.

"Oh Star! It's always exciting with you around!" said Mr. Diaz cheerfully.

"It's going to take all weekend to clean this up." Said Mrs. Diaz.

"Oh don't worry! I got this…" said Star.

However she looked at the wand then put it down.

"You have to fix the wand." Pointed out Luffy.

"I know." Said Star, "So hand me that thing and let's get cleaning!"

Luffy nodded.

"Just don't handle anything delicate." Laughed Star.

"I won't." said Luffy.

Star grabbed the broom and began to use it wrong but Marco showed her the correct way.

With that Star knew that her wand was on the fritz, but she didn't know the real truth on what was going on… and it was far more sinister than she thought…

Next Time: Star meets her idol Mina in the dumpster. However Marco seems to think she's just a crazy lady. But when Luffy asks Queen Moon they learn the truth... and it becomes troublesome... will Queen Moon be able to convince Mina not to take over the Earth? Find out next time!

A/N: Orin ally I was going to have Luffy say Cloudy was high but then I realized how would Luffy know what "High" is... he would know drunk because it would be impossible for him not to know what drunk is. However it did make me cut a joke lampshading it where Marco questions how Luffy knows about pot, but then sad "You know what I don't want to know" or something else similar. But I decided it would be better if the narration is the one to point out that Cloudy is acting as if it's high while Luffy insists it's drunk.