A/N: I apologized to trollking01. shadowwriter329 gave me good advice. Don't know if he believe me or not but I'm feeling better. And if he doesn't accept it, it's his problem.
Chapter 29: Starstruck
It was a normal day behind a donut shop. No really it had become normal for Star to wait in the dumpster for unsold donuts being tossed.
Marco just hung out while Luffy was trying not to fall asleep.
Then the donut shop worker came out with the bag of old donuts humming a song and dumped the bag in the dumpster that Star wasn't in.
"Hey Marco! Luffy!" said the donut shop worker.
"Hey Peter!" said Marco.
However the donuts that were dumped was claimed by a purple haired woman. With the odanago hairstyle… or meatballs for those who prefer the old dub. She also wore a very tone dress and wore and armored helmet.
"Hey Star some lady is trying to steal your donuts." Said Marco.
"What!" yelled Star.
She popped out of the dumpster and the crazy lady.
She gasped recognizing the woman.
"Mina!" she gasped.
"What?" asked Marco.
Luffy stopped trying to fall asleep.
"What's going on?" asked Luffy.
"Are you Mina Loveberry?" asked Star.
"You caught me! Are you a cop!" said the woman apparently named Mina.
"That's Mina Loveberry!" said Star.
"I don't know who that is" said Marco.
"Oh that's cool…" said Luffy.
"She's the greatest warrior to ever live!" said Star.
However she had a bag over her head asking if anyone's seen her bag.
"That's a lady who lost her marbles." Said Marco.
"Hello!" called out Mina.
"She's Mewni's greatest protector… at least I think that's her." Said Star.
"What is she doing on Earth?" asked Luffy
"I'm on vacation!" said Mina butting in, "Doctor's orders!"
"What are our doing on vacation?" asked Star in awe.
"I will let my soul be my guide and wander the depths of this unseen planet." Said Mina.
"And that's what a lady who lost her marbles would say." Said Marco.
"Okay Marco." Said Star, "Just…"
She pushed him away.
"There's a really great park just across the street." Said Star.
"The perfect place to view humanity at it's most docile. I will leave in two seconds" Said Mina who walked away backwards.
"What a weirdo." Said Marco.
"Yeah she's pretty crazy." Laughed Luffy.
However Star was still looking at Mina in awe.
"Star?" asked Marco.
She walked over to Mina to ask her to teach her ways.
"Great…" muttered Marco, "We don't know if she's even this Mina person."
"We can always ask." Said Luffy.
"She's crazy!" said Marco.
"No I mean ask Queen Mom! She knows Mina really well from what I heard." Said Luffy.
"That should prove to Star that's no Mina." Said Marco.
Luffy took out his mirror.
"Call Queen Mom." Said Luffy.
Queen Moon appeared on the mirror, looking like she didn't need this today.
"Luffy… please tell me this isn't a butt dial." Said Queen Moon.
"no! There's a lady that Star thinks is Serena Lovecherry." Said Luffy.
"Do you mean Mina Loveberry." Said sighed Queen Moon messaging her head.
"Isn't that what I said." Said Luffy.
Queen Moon sighed.
"Just show the woman who this is Mina." Sighed Queen Moon.
He pointed the mirror to Star getting the bag off Mina's head, once the bag was off Queen Moon called out "Oh dear."
"So it is her?" asked Marco.
"She is." Said Queen Moon, "She is in fact Mewni's greatest warrior however she did lose a while ago. I don't know what she's doing on earth, but you two please keep an eye on her and Star. I'm in a meeting right now, once it's over I'm coming to Earth. Just please… please keep an eye on them! And don't fight her Luffy! You won't win! She's Mewni's greatest warrior for a reason."
"Okay…" pouted Luffy.
"I'll be there as soon as I can. Don't worry." Said Queen Moon, "Don't let them out of your sight!"
Queen Moon hung up and Marco and Luffy looked at each other.
"Looks like we're going to have to follow them." Sighed Marco.
"Yeah." Agreed Luffy.
They followed them to the Echo Creek mud pit, a place that wanted to be the La Brea Tar Pits, but clearly wasn't.
They even have a fake mammoth on display which Mina tried to get to ride to get somewhere.
"Get down you weirdo!" said Marco to Mina.
The park guide tried to get h to stop but he started sinking in the mud.
"Look like I'm going down." Said the Park Guide.
Luffy tied his arm around a pole and managed to fish him out by stretching his arm in.
"I'm alive!" yelled the Park Guide, "what year is it!"
At the same time the mammoth sunk with Mina yelling "I am the conquer of the beasts! No autographs!"
'Star she's clearly lost her marbles." Said Marco deicing to get Star to stop following her at least.
"Rule number 1: Stop thinkin'." Said Star.
Later they went to the playground for the next lesson, Luffy and Marco countrified to watch with mother watching with them.
"So which ones are yours?" asked the mother.
"Them." Said Marco pointing to Star and Mina terrorizing the children.
"Oh bless your souls." Said the mother.
As they countrified to watch the mother told them this "When they turn 18 they're the government's problem."
They then followed the two to a Hot Dog line.
"Hey Marco do you have any money?" asked Luffy.
"What about…" said Marco.
"I asked them to send it all in Berries." Said Luffy, "They don't take that here."
Marco blinked realized it made sense considering the location of many of the buyers.
"Fine! But buy me something at Makino's with actual money and not on your tab." Said Marco.
"Okay." Laughed Luffy.
As they waited in line, Mina was confused about how the world was run. However an old woman in line after learning she was foreigner explained that they didn't have a ruler. And in the good ol' USA they had the freedom to do whatever they want.
A random cowboy holding a bald eagle and petting a dog with American flag bandana said so himself.
Don't' ask why he's there… because it's better not known.
They explained voting to her and how it worked… sort of… they were kind of idiots and didn't seem to understand how voting worked.
However Mina did worked everyone into a frenzy… also Mina set the hot dog stand on fire angering Luffy that Marco had to hold him back from starting a fight with Mina.
"This day can't possibly get any worse…" grumbled Marco.
Then the Park Police showed up with their light helmets and their segways.
Marco face palmed.
"Why did I say that." Muttered Marco.
Luffy was ready to fight the cops.
"Let me handle this Luffy!" said Marco.
"But!" said Luffy.
"Go follow them." Said Marco.
Luffy tried to follow them. But one of the park cops block his path.
"We're not letting you go until we have an explanation…" sighed the park police officer.
Marco sighed and once again held back Luffy.
Today was just not his day.
"So a gonzo donut collector came out of dumpster." Said one of the police officers.
"Huh-uh…" said Marco.
"To teach your sister, who's also a gonzo donut collector." Said one of the police officers.
"Yeah…" laughed Luffy.
"And together they destroyed a family park." Said the police officer.
"That's right." Sighed Marco.
"Yeah, if I was trying to cover my butt that's what I'd be saying too." Said the other police officer.
That was when suddenly a portal opened up, and something excited from it with a bright light. When the light died down it was revealed to be Queen Moon.
"Luffy, Marco… where's Star and Mina." Said Queen Moon.
Before they could say they lost them they heard Mina shout out "Kneel before me minions I am the greatest warrior."
Queen Moon sighed as the police went to see what was going on.
"The reason why we're not there is because Marco wouldn't let me fight the cops." Said Luffy.
"Luffy!" muttered Marco.
"I don't know if that's a good call or not." Sighed Queen Moon who clearly wasn't having a good day either.
They headed up the mountain that was in the park where Mina was trying to take over the earth.
On top of the mountain Star had realized that Mina was insane. Especially since she didn't' want to take over the earth.
"Mina I care about the earth, I don't want to conquer it." Said Star.
"I thought you cared about being a warrior!" said Mina.
She began to float in the air, her body grew muscular, her voice deepened and her teeth became sharp, her ears pointed.
Before Star could respond there was a shout of "Mina! Stand down!" they both saw it was Queen Moon.
"Queen Moon?" asked Mina.
"Mom?" asked Star.
"Yeah I called to see if that that's really Lita Lovemelon." Said Luffy.
"Mina Loveberry." Sighed Queen Moon.
"That's what I said." Said Luffy.
Queen Moon sighed at the boy she saw a son, but looked at Mina.
"These people don't have a ruler and they need one." Said Mina.
"These people do have a ruler, I belie it's called a President in this country." Said Queen Moon.
"Wait… that's what a President is… didn't know that." Said the Hot Dog vendor.
"Well he's not my president." Said the old woman.
"Yeah! I ain't listening to no Kenyan." Said the random cowboy.
"You said it!" said the old woman.
Many of the people standing on the mountain stared at the two.
"Let's just ignore the Birthers…" said one of the other people on the motioning.
"What are brithers?" Luffy asked Marco.
"I'm not going to explain it to you." Muttered Marco, "It's really, really stupid."
"Okay." Said Luffy with a shrug.
"See there are rulers on this planet… which some people don't want to have…" said Queen Moon, "Which means you shouldn't take over."
Mina sighed and looked at the queen.
"Then what should I do." Said Mina.
"Return to Mewni." Said Queen Moon, "You shouldn't even be on earth!"
"But my doctor." Said Mina.
"Is a rock with face painted on it… Mina… you need a real doctor, you need real help." Said Queen Moon.
Star watched as her mother talked to Mina.
Durring her teaching Mina got Star to make a "weapon" it wasn't much just a pinecone attached to a shoe lace with a face painted on that she named Davey.
Star took off Davey and tossed it on the ground.
Both of them noticed at the Star did this. Queen Moon understood the reality of it, while Mina was hurt because she got to really like Star during this time.
"Star…" sighed Queen Moon.
"All right! I will return to Mewni Moon." said Mina for possibly the only time in all this, realized someone else was right.
Mina created a portal and picked up Davey before leaving. She left for Mewni, with Queen Moon hoping she would finally get help.
Star looked like she was going to cry.
Queen Moon walked over and hugged her.
"You knew she was crazy?" asked Star.
"I'm sorry I never told you." Sighed Queen Moon, "I was planning on telling you someday."
"She was my idol." Said Star.
"I know." Said Queen Moon.
"I hate to ruin the moment… but maybe we should go somewhere else." Said Marco.
Everyone on the mountain was staring at them.
"Magic is real." Said one of the park cops into his radio, "I repeat magic is real."
Queen Moon sighed.
They all walked down the motioning together.
"Thank you Luffy for you help." Said Queen Moon.
"No problem Queen Mom," laughed Luffy.
Queen Moon looked at Luffy.
"You were thinking of fighting her before I got here. Didn't you?" asked Queen Moon.
"No of course not." Said Luffy puckering his lips and looking away… that was his "I'm lying" face… he wore it whenever he lied… he wasn't a good liar…
Queen Moon sighed and tuned to Marco.
"Thank you keeping things together." Said Queen Moon.
"No problem…" said Marco.
"How about I treat you all to a nice dinner." Said Queen Moon.
"All right!" cheered Luffy.
"You have time for that?" asked Star.
"I was able to clear the rest of today's schedule thank to Mina." Laughed Queen Moon, "Minds as well enjoy my time off."
They enjoyed dinner, completely unaware that would be the last time things would end that well when dealing Mina Loveberry… Because one day in the future, the problems she would cause, would almost tear everything apart…
But don't worry about it for now… that's not happening for quite a while… there many other problems they would have to face before then… so yeah… not something to worry about for now…
Next Time: Star, Luffy and Marco deicide to go on another adventure, this time seeing the South Blue that has nothing to do with Baterilla... what will happen? Find out next time!