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Chapter 38: Gift of the Card

In a run down apartments, Miss Heinous was meeting with an assassin. She gave the assassin a picture of the revolution of Saint Olga's.

"Thank you for meeting with us Rasticore. We've had a problem with some Rouge Princesses." Said Miss Heinous facing the assassin a picture, "Eliminate the blonde bring both Dark haired girls to me."

The Assassin was a Septarian, the same kind of monster Toffee was, however it was clear that his healing factor wasn't was good as Toffee's as he was missing an eye and an arm but replaced with a gem and a mechanical arm.

He took out a chain saw and began to rev it.

It took him a few tried but he got it working and using the chainsaw he created a portal.

Meanwhile at the Diaz house. Janna, Star and Luffy were going through Marco's wallet.

"Billie's Ballet Shoe Emporium, our discounts are on pointe." Said Janna looking through it, "Why do you even have this?"

Marco had walked in and was wearing ballet slippers.

"For your information, they're incredibly confortable to wear around the house." Said Marco putting down two plate of nachos, one of course for Luffy, "And what are you doing through my wallet, can't a guy have some privacy."

"Nope!" laughed Star.

"Whoa! What's with this one, it's all shaky…" asked Janna.

Star recognized it.

"This is the Quest buy Gift Card I got you for our 6 Month Friend-a-versary. I can't believe you hadn't sued it yet. It's going to expire tonight and then it will go to waste." Said Star.

"Well it's not that I don't' appreciate." Said Marco, "It's just that the last time I went to Quest buy I nearly died."

"I could have taken you." Said Luffy.

"He's right! He knows his way around the store he could have helped you find what you wanted." Said Star, "And he could easily fight off any dangers. Plus it expires tonight."

"Fine let's go!" sighed Marco.

"All right!" sighed Marco.

That was when Star opened up a portal.

"Be back in a bit." Said Star.

"Later." Said Janna taking out her phone.

Less than a minute later the portal opened up revealing Rasticore.

"Where is Princess Star, Princess Luffy and Princess Marco?" he asked.

"They went to Quest Buy, just missed them." Said Janna.

"The one near the Galactic Vortex or the one with the big Parking Lot?" he asked then noticed his tracker, "Never mind I found them."

He readied his chain saw.

"Come on… come on…" he muttered.

He got it working and he opened the portal.

"If you knew why did you ask?" muttered Janna.

Meanwhile in Quest Buy, Luffy and Westar began to ask Marco if he wanted certain things.

"Want some DVDs?" asked Luffy.

"No…" said Marco.

"A blender?" asked Star.

"Nah." Said Marco.

"A new TV." Said Luffy.

"No." said Marco.

"A brand new car?" asked Star.

"They have those…" said Marco, "As much that would be awesome I don't have a license."

"Meat?" asked Luffy.

"For the last time I'm not you." Said Marco.

That was when they saw the portal open up.

It was Rasticore.

"Princesses! My name is Rasticore Chaosus Disastervaine! Miss Heinous sent me! Prepare to…" said Rasticore.

But before he could finish his speech, Luffy shouted "Gum Gum Pistol!" and punched him away.

"Wait… did he say Miss Heinous sent him?" asked Star.

"Figures." Muttered Marco.

"I'll handle him! You keep shopping!" said Luffy, "Call me if you need to find a place."

Marco nodded.

"Help me figure out more things!" said Marco dragging Star away.

"Wait!" said Luffy.

Both of them stopped and Luffy tossed his hat at Star.

She knew it was going to be a serious fight if she did that.

Rasticore got up and glared at Luffy.

"I should have known, I had heard that you were a warrior princess of some kind." Said Rasticore.

Luffy didn't say anything in response.

"You're going to die." Said Rasticore.

"No I won't! I'm going to kick your ass!" yelled Luffy, "Gum Gum Bazooka!"

He flung him away with his double palm thrust.

"Hey Luffy!" said one of the sloth like employees.

"Hey!" said Luffy.

"So…" said the Sloth like employee.

"Take the money from his and Miss Heinous." Said Luffy.

"Why?" asked the Sloth Like Employee.

"She hired him." said Luffy.

The Sloth like employee nodded and took out his tablet and took some notes with it about who would pay for the damage.

Rasticore however got up and tackled Luffy.

The Sloth like employee shrugged and went about his business.

Meanwhile Star and Marco were still having problems, it didn't help. That it would only let him buy something he truly wanted and would destroy anything that he didn't want. It also didn't help that it would zap him when he didn't want anything.

"I'm sorry but I cant' deicide under this kind of pressure. Can't we just ask for an extension on the card." asked Marco.

And so they headed to customer service.

Meanwhile Luffy and Rasticore still fought.

"Gum Gum Gatling!"

Luffy started dealing his rapid fire punches.

"Do you have to shout your attack names!" yelled Rasticore.

"Of course!" said Luffy, "Gum Gum Whip!"

He gave a roundhouse kick to Rasticore sending the lizard like monster flying.

Rasticore glared at Luffy.

"I'm just getting started!" laughed Luffy.

Back with Star and Marco.

"Excuse me!" said Star.

"Not my department." Said the sloth like employee.

"But you're customer service." Said Star.

"We have to ditch the sign." Muttered the sloth like employee, "Fine. How can I help you."

"Anyway we can extend the expiration date of this card?" asked Star.

"Shouldn't be a problem." Said the Sloth like employee.

She took out his tablet and tried to extent the card, however it didn't work.

"You know what. This is a friends to the end gift card. Not only is it impervious to change, but when it expires so do you." Said the Sloth like employee.

"What? Like we die?" asked Marco.

"Geez. Everybody got to die sometime. It will just happen sooner. This just guarantees you die sooner." Said the Sloth like employee then showed them a contract that Star signed, "It's all here in the contract your friend signed. If you don't' use it by midnight tonight. Zap! You both get blasted into oblivion."

"Zap!" yelled Marco, "Tell me again Star, why did you get me a card like that!"

"I didn't read the fine print!" cried Star.

"Always read the fine print Star!" yelled Marco, "I mean look at the contract!"

The contract was indeed evil looking.

"No sorry uh… dudes." Said the Sloth like employee, "You have a few hours, better hurry."

Back with Luffy, he was running from Rasticore.

Why? Because he was getting hungry, it had been a while since the fight had started and with long fight he needed to eat.

Thankfully this being quest buy there was a food section.

He grabbed a bunch of precooked meat and ran to the nearest cash register.

"Hey Luffy!" said the Sloth like employee.

"Hey!" said Luffy.

He paid with some cash.

"Did you seriously just buy some food?" asked Rasticore once he caught up to Luffy.

"You don't know Luffy, do you?" asked the Sloth Like Employee and realized Luffy was fighting someone in the store, "So…"

"Guy hired to kill me…" said Luffy.

The Sloth like Employee understood that it was already set up for both him and the person who hired him would have to pay any damage.

Luffy finished his food and then continued the fight.

"Gum Gum Stamp!" called out Luffy kicking him right in the face.

"You will pay!" growled Rasticore.

The fight continued for a while. Thanks to the meat he was still up for a fight.

He grabbed a nearby shelf that was behind Rasticore and used that flung himself at Rasticore. With one his arms stretched out for a close line.

"Gum Gum Sickle!" he called out as he clothes lined the lizard man.

However that was when his mirror rang. It was Star.

"Hey have found anything?" asked Luffy.

"No… but you need to take your hat back… just in case Marco doesn't find anything." Said Star.

Luffy dodged a punch from Rasticore who had recovered.

"Wait… you didn't get one of those murder cards by accident did you?" asked Luffy.

"Maybe…" said Star sweating a lot and looking away.

"Don't tell him maybe Star!" yelled Marco, "The answer is yes! YES!"

"Okay what section are you in?" asked Luffy.

"Not sure!" said Star.

She showed them stuff.

"I know where you are!" said Luffy.

He hung up and grabbed something nearby.

"Gum Gum Rocket!" he yelled out flinging himself there.

He crash-landed near Star and Marco.

He got up like it was nothing and Star tossed him his hat.

"Sorry… but I realized if Marco didn't find anything it might go with us." Said Star.

"It's okay." Said Luffy, "By the way… have you thought about a wallet?"

"Well the card did destroy it earlier so maybe…" said Marco.

Before Luffy could tell him about a certain wallet, Rasticore tackled him away.

"Want to check wallets?" asked Star.

"Maybe later." Said Marco.

And they began to search for more things.

A couple hours later it was close to midnight and Luffy was still fighting Rasticore.

"You're a much better warrior than I thought!" taunted Rasticore.

Luffy grinned at Rasticore.

"But its time to get serious!" yelled Rasticore.

"We've been fighting for hours and you haven't been serous?" asked Luffy, "Wow… that's stupid."

Rasticore just flung Luffy through a window that was already destroyed.

Turned it out was the break room, side were two sloth like Employees, Star, Marco and the gift card, which had taken on a humanoid form.

"Hey Luffy!" said one of the sloth like Employees.

"Hey!" said Luffy.

That was when Rasticore punched the humanoid gift card away.

"So all three of you are here!" mocked Rasticore, "This is perfect."

However the Gift Card Humanoid got up and obliterated Rasticore leaving only a hand.

"Invalid entry." Said the gift card humanoid, "Expiration imitate!"

Luffy gritted his teeth as Marco and Star hugged each other.

"Hold it!" called out one of the Sloth like Employees getting out a box, "We do have one of the privacy wallet in stock."

Both Star and Marco cheered.

"Only we don't have in plum, we have it in Prussian blue." Said the Sloth Like Employee.

Marco started crying.

"It's perfect!" he cried, "Prussian blue is my favorite color! Even more than plum!"

"Sheesh so dramatic." Said the Sloth like employee.

"Pleasure doing business with you. Contract fulfilled." Said the gift card humanoid.

The Sloth Like Employee took the gift card, swiped and dumped it into a card disposal machine that was in there.

The next day, Star and Janna tried to open his new wallet while Luffy watched.

"What is it with this thing?" asked Star, "How the heck are supposed to open it?"

"Yeah let me see that." Said Janna.

"Sorry ladies, it's thumbprint lock will ensure no man or magical creature will get through…" said Marco.

However Janna interrupted him.

"got it!" said Janna having opened it causing Luffy to laugh.

"Get out of town!" yelled Marco.

"How did you do it?" asked Luffy.

"Yeah." Said Star.

"I got your thumbprint." Said Janna, "In fact I got all your sensitive information… it's how I can make the Ocrams so perfect."

She then created an Ocram.

"I am Ocram! Look at me!" yelled Ocram.

"Physically perfect!" corrected Janna.

"Get out of town!" yelled Marco.

Marco managed to use the gift card… however more problems would arise from the fight, namely Miss Heinous would gunning for them even more due to both Rasticore and the bill she received for any damage the many hours long fight entailed.

Next Time: The Blue Freedom Pirates gets into a fight with some Marines but there are no casualties thankfully... expect for one: Their coffee supply. Days away from any island and with Luffy and Star not answering their mirrors will Sabo be able keep his crew from munity? Who will be the members that stay by his side? Find out next time!