A/N: Okay... this an alternate version Mathmagic ... originally I was just going to skip the episode as the premise was well... every other Star in the multi-verse solved the problem so it wouldn't make any sense... but then I realized "Huh... what if Canon!Star saw Janna wearing Luffy's hat when she got to this one..." then that spiraled into "Janna stole Luffy's hat! And she has magic now! Fight!" then that gave me more ideas like a scene featuring Canon!Star being confused and the extremely nerdy alternate punch line to the Chicken Joke (someone please tell me if someone else came up with the joke... it sounds like something someone else might have come up with before me...) So anyways... enjoy!
Chapter 50: Luffy VS. Janna
It was a normal day in math class. Which meant that just about everyone was falling asleep.
However Janna decided to perk Star up.
"Hey Star why did the chicken cross the road?" asked Janna.
Star looked at Janna, then she woke up before Janna could get to the punch line. Why? Because on top of Janna's head instead of her usual beanie, it was Luffy's hat.
"Janna… died Luffy lend that you?" asked Star trying not to panic.
"No he was taking his usual afternoon nap on the roof. Nicked it off him without him knowing." Said Janna.
"Janna!" yelled Star, "You have to give him back his hat before he wakes up!"
"What?" asked Janna.
"Janna! One of the things that gets Luffy really angry if you steal his hat." Said Star.
"Oh come on! It can't be that bad." Said Janna.
"Oh man!" yelled Marco as the entire class looked at Janna, "Star's right you have to retune that hat."
That was when Luffy jumped down from the roof. Looking through the window.
"Hey Star have you…" said Luffy then he saw Janna wearing his hat.
"Janna!" yelled Luffy jumping through the window and trying to tackle Janna.
However Janna threw up a shield and Luffy crashed into it.
"Run Janna! Run!" yelled one of the other students in the room.
Janna ran out of the classroom.
"Get back here!" yelled Luffy.
"Star! This is partially your fault! So you have to solve for C." said Miss Skullnick.
"Seriously! Luffy and Janna are fighting and you want me to solve for C. I'm the only one who can stop this!" said Star.
"And you want to know what I call that, a normal Thursday." Said Miss Skullnick, "So get up and solve for C."
"Fine…" muttered Star.
She went up to the front of the classroom and did the work, knowing she couldn't half ass it as she was the only one who could stop them.
"It's 7." Said Star.
"You're wrong…" said Miss Skullnick with a sigh but then smiled a little, "But it's clear you did try very even with your brother wrecking the school… You're getting better at math."
Star beamed, "Thanks Skullsy…"
"You should stop those two from wrecking the school now." Said Miss Skullnick.
"You're right." Said Star.
She ran out of the classroom however she stopped when she saw a large imposing creature made out of the cosmos and had a skull head.
She of course pointed her wand at it.
"Calm down Star! I am Omnitraxus Prime!" said the creature.
Star blinked recognizing the name as one of the member of the Magic High Commission.
"Uh… what are you doing at my school?" asked Star.
"You see there was a Space Time Anomaly localized within your classroom and I was just fixing and erasing it." Said Omnitraxus.
"Really what was it?" asked Star.
"Uh…" said Omnitraxus.
(Flashback)
"Hey Star…" said Janna, "Why did the chicken cross the road?"
Star groaned… another strange hat, another chicken joke.
Not noticing the cheek marks on Janna.
"Because someone called it Marty McFly." Said Janna.
That was when Luffy jumped down from the roof.
"Hey Star have you…" said Luffy then he saw Janna wearing his hat.
"Janna!" yelled Luffy jumping through the window and trying to tackle Janna.
However Janna threw up a shield and Luffy crashed into it.
"Run Janna! Run!" yelled one of the other students in the room.
Janna ran out of the classroom.
"Get back here!" yelled Luffy.
Star was extremely confused by this, it was as if she didn't know who Luffy was.
"Star! This is partially your fault! So you have to solve for C." said Miss Skullnick.
"Okay two things!" yelled Star, "How is some random guy attacking Janna my fault!"
The entire class stared at Star in shock.
Indeed Star had forgotten who Luffy was.
"Star… are you okay?" asked Marco deeply concerned.
"And second we've been through this! I'm not solving for C!" yelled Star.
And then there was a strange rumbling sound.
(End of Flashback)
"It's not important! It's fixed! And everything's fine!" said Omnitraxus Prime.
There was no way he was going to tell her about how a version of her from a different universe who refused to solve to C nearly destroyed the entire multi-verse by refusing to solve the math problem.
And briefly replaced her without her knowing it.
"Okay… now if you excuse me I have to find my brother and my friend and stop them from destroying the school with a massive fight." Said Star walking away.
"Good luck!" said Omnitraxus.
Elsewhere in school.
"It's just a hat Luffy! Chill!" said Janna.
"It's nit just a hat!" yelled Luffy.
Janna sighed, she knew she had to fight him off.
Thankfully she had created a bunch of useful combat spells.
She knew chances were high one day that she would get dragged into a Blue Dimension adventure, minds as well be prepared.
She created a leopard like monster.
Luffy however called out "Gum Gum Whip!"
He kicked the leopard like monster away.
However it got up.
"I don't' know how Star spells can handle things." Said Janna, "But I built these to take big hits."
The Leopard like monster then tackled Luffy pinning him down the ground.
However Luffy managed to kick it away into some lockers denting them hard.
"I guess I have to up my game then!" said Janna.
She then created a pair of evil looking minotaurs.
Both of them ran towards Luffy with a plan.
One of them would grabbed him while the other would punch him.
One of them tackled him and managed to grab him to hold him back.
The other started to punch him.
However Luffy looked more annoyed than anything.
After all punches unless there was something to the punch didn't really effect him.
"Gum Gum Spear!" yelled Luffy with the spear like kick.
He sent the minotaur crashing into the wall.
Luffy then managed to used his legs to slam the minotaur holding him back hard into the floor.
"Okay… that didn't do anything." Said Janna realizing blunt attacks wouldn't do much to Luffy's rubber body.
"Gum Gum Pistol!" yelled Luffy hitting the shield that still protected Janna.
Janna breathed a sigh of relief.
However…
"Gum Gum Gatling!" yelled Luffy.
The rapid-fire punches hit the shield, which started to crack.
"Oh no…" muttered Janna.
That was when Luffy's mirror rang.
Janna breathed a sigh of relief, as she knew Luffy was going to take the time out.
He answered it and of course it was Ace.
"Luffy! Portal! Now!" said Ace.
Luffy made a portal and a flame went through it quickly and Ace reformed when he went through the portal.
Ace got up and looked at Janna, namely the hat on her head, and realized what was going on.
"Do you have a death wish!" yelled Ace.
"I could say the same thing to you!" yelled Janna.
Ace sighed when she saw that, it helped that he had a bunch of injuries from his latest murder attempt.
It should be noted this wasn't the first time that Ace ended up at school during the murder attempts so everyone in school knew about it.
"I'm going to school nurse." Said Ace.
The school nurse had decided to treat Ace when he arrived during this time.
It helped that he was hot and treated and injured hot guy despite not being a student was okay.
He left for them to continue their fight.
However that was just the distraction for Janna to fix her shield.
That was when she also conjured a giant beetle.
"That's so cool!" yelled Luffy with his eyes sparkling.
"Okay…" said Janna unsure how to respond to that reaction.
However the gigantic beetle just rammed into Luffy with his horn.
Luffy was sent into the celling. However when he fell he managed to recover.
"Gum Gum Bazooka!"
He slammed away the giant Beetle.
Janna scowled.
"I guess I have to use my strongest attack spell." Said Janna.
Much like how Star's strongest attack spell was something small and seemingly inconspicuous, so was Janna's.
Though her's made people double take not due to how small it is…. Just the plain weirdness of it.
"Hi! I'm baby Marco and I have wheels for hands!" said the spell, which was indeed Baby Marco with wheel for hands.
"Uh…" said Luffy unsure how to respond to the baby version of his best friend that had wheels for hands.
He knew about the attack but wondered why Janna brought it out.
Then Baby Marco for Wheels for Hands ran over Luffy, and he ran him over HARD.
So hard Luffy was sent fly.
"Whee!" cheered Baby Marco with wheels for Hands.
Luffy managed to get up, but Baby Marco for Wheels for Hands once again ran him over.
Even though he's small Baby Marco with Wheels for Hands is like getting hit by like a train, that's how fast he was. Even with Luffy's rubber powers it did hurt.
He got ran over a more times.
However Luffy managed to get up, dodged this time and grab Baby Marco with Wheels for hands and grabbed him.
He was dragged along for the ride.
Meanwhile Star and Ace were looking for Luffy and Janna, as Ace got patched up the nurse and had nothing better to do than hopefully stop the fight.
"I don't know what happened in the classroom but Omnitraxus refused to talk about it." Said Star.
"That's' so weird." Said Ace.
That was when they heard a scream and dodged Luffy being dragged by Baby Marco with Wheel for Hands.
"Was Luffy being drag away by a weird baby version of Marco?" asked Ace.
"Yeah, baby Marco with wheels for hands." Said Star, "It's Janna's strong attack spell."
Ace blinked, "You know… somehow I'm not surprised by this fact."
"Come on we should follow them." Sighed Star.
Ace nodded.
Meanwhile Baby Marco with Wheel for Hands continued on its way when Luffy realized it was headed back for Janna. That was when he got an idea.
He let used Baby Marco for Wheel hand and used the momentum caused by it. He then launched himself at Janna.
"Gum Gum Sickle!"
He aimed the clothesline at Janna, however it struck the shield, however this time it shattered.
Luffy glared at Janna ho began to sweat.
However before anything else could happen both of them started floating in the air.
They saw it was Star floating them in the air.
"Okay! Both of you need to calm down!" yelled Star.
Ace slowly backed away form his sister realized she didn't need him.
"Janna! You get into Jannanigans! That one of the of the things I like about!" said Star.
Janna chuckled at the pun.
"But you need to learn that Luffy's hat is special." Said Star, "And Luffy! Tell the story now so she doesn't steal it again!"
"Are you going to put us down first?" asked Janna.
"No." said Star.
Luffy told Janna the story of Shanks, what he did, the promise he made to retune the hat one day.
"Oh… then it's special." Said Janna.
"Of course it is!" pouted Luffy.
"Sorry for taking the hat Luffy." Said Janna.
"It's okay. "said Luffy like nothing ever happened.
Star putted the two down and Janna gave the hat back.
"I hope you learned your lesson." Said Star.
"I think so." Said Janna.
A couple days later Janna called Star.
"Hey…" said Janna, "I was wondering if you could ask Glossaryck if he wants to hang out."
"Why do you want to hang out with Glossaryck?" asked Star.
"Janna wants to hang out with me?" asked Glossaryck.
"Yeah she does." Said Star.
"Awesome! I'll be back before curfew!" said Glossaryck leaving Star's room.
"He's come over." Said Star.
"all right." Said Janna with a smirk.
Sometime later at Janna's house Glossaryck arrived.
"So what do you want?" asked Glossaryck.
"I read your book inside and out." Said Janna, "But there's a type of spell I want to learn that might help me in the future."
"But you know the price." Said Glossaryck.
Janna already had a package of pudding cups ready.
"So what's the spell." Said Glossaryck.
"one to erase someone's memories." said Janna.
"I was hoping you would want to learn it." Said Glossaryck.
"Why?" asked Janna.
"I have my reasons and you have yours." Said Glossaryck.
"Good point." Said Janna with a smirk.
And so Janna learned the all-important lesson, don't get caught. After all Star warned her to give Luffy's hat back before he woke up, if he didn't wake up or if she erased his memories of her stealing his hat they wouldn't have fought.
But it was a good think she learned that lesson… because that spell was going to be very important in the future…
Next Time: Star and Pony Head's favorite hang out spot the Bounce Lounge is going to close. Can they get the crew back together and save the place? Find out next time!