Ooh, it's Saturday, and you know what that means... posting day!

So here you have it. Enjoy this chapter, and I'll hopefully see you in the ending note.

"H-how do we make it harder, Keima-kun?" the childhood friend asked, and Keima felt his stomach clench.

"I'm glad you asked that, Tenri-chan," Nikaidou stood up in her seat, "I don't want Katsuragi to answer that, but I would rather prefer to go around the class and hear how each of you would go about it… so starting from Kurokawa and making a snake back to the front."

Keima found himself stressing a little… this question was almost guaranteed to get him hard, and there was no way that no one would say something he found erotic.

In any case, he steeled himself and tried to think of the least attractive thing he could… like Denma flexing in front of a mirror in his white heart boxers…

Oh yeah, that was the worst… Keima wasn't going to lose against Nikaidou with this…

"Jerk it a couple of times, maybe?" Akari answered. Of course she'd go for the most unimaginative, but straightforward answer. Keima was okay with that. Nikaidou shrugged and moved it along to Kusunoki.

"Umm…" she gave his cock a quick look, before turning bright red, "I-I don't know why I'd want to…"

Keima sighed in relief… at least some of his conquests were as innocent as he remembered them.

"Well, let's say you had to get Katsuragi aroused, Kasuga-Imouto… what ways do you know?" Kusunoki seemed to shrink further into her desk, in stark comparison to her usual imposing self.

"M-maybe bring a male and female cat by him?" she said uncertainly, her face growing even hotter. There were some murmurs as the class tried to understand that.

"Maybe she just wants two pussies together," Hinoki added unhelpfully. While half the class that was in earshot sniggered, Kusunoki just wished the floor would swallow her up.

Nikaidou decided to let her be, rather than try and get more out of her.

Next was Nanaka, who was looking at Keima's dick curiously.

"Can yer balance Shougi bits on that?" she asked… Keima groaned.

"Not if you're trying to get it hard," Nikaidou responded back shortly, "now do you have a suggestion that makes sense?"

"I dunno…" she shrugged, "maybe puttin' one of the beaut's right by him."

Keima could keep himself composed by that. He didn't have any particular interest in real "beaut's" (because everyone had the same boring old eye colour and hair colour).

"Possibly… but unlikely, because Katsuragi doesn't check out girls," there were murmurs of agreement with Nikaidou's words, "So what are your thoughts on this, Shiomiya?"

What followed was a deer-in-the-headlights look, followed by ten seconds of silence, only interrupted by slight popping, which stopped as soon as Tenri realised how silent the room had gotten.

"I-I read that fellatio is a good way to arouse any person," she answered, her voice surprisingly clear. It was with that thought that Keima felt the first twitch in his penis… Shiori on her knees ahead of him, her head bobbing slightly as her tongue made patterns on him.

No! DENMA IN HEART SHORTS! DENMA IN HEART SHORTS! Yeah, he was good.

"You are certainly correct," Nikaidou responded approvingly, "How about you, Kujou?"

"I believe the presence of other naked ladies would work…" she answered, her eyes skimming over to the other girls.

"Good good… let's go faster, and I'll correct you if needed," she pointed to Tenri.

"I don't really know, which was why I asked…" the childhood friend gave him a nervous look, "but I guess… knowing you're going to be having sex should make you aroused."

Keima couldn't deny that she had a point… The Denma picture may be striking, but reality was stronger here. He took a deep breath and clear his head of all thoughts.

"Deep kissing…" Kanon answered as Nikaidou motioned. Keima's eyes twitched… these new ideas and images weren't helping him in the least… he could definitely attest to Kanon's answer here.

The table at the front of the second row was empty, as Jun had left to the back, which left it to the next person… Yui.

While the rest of the class and Keima had been following the question, the 2B Pencils' drummer was doing something of her own.

"Oh, maybe this?!" Yui spoke, opening her legs under her desk. Keima hadn't noticed when she'd gotten the time to take her pants off under there, but he could see it… her pussy lightly glistening in the darkness, where her fingers seemed to be stirring it. The shock amongst the girls was nowhere near Keima, whose carefully controlled arousal snapped. The amazed looks from the girls just made it worse, and Keima pushed his semi-flaccid dick down, almost begging it to not grow.

"Nicely done, Guidou," Nikaidou smiled.

"Oh, there's plenty more where that came from," Yui smirked as she raised her slickened fingers to her lips. Keima yelped frantically. DENMA DENMA DENMA! Ayumi, who'd been watching with her head on her desk, got the gist of what had happened. She sat up, the cogs in her brain turning.

"When girls taste themselves, huh?" she wondered out loud, "how do you think he'd react if I tasted you?" she asked Yui… they both smiled as the drummer held her hand toward the guitarist. Keima almost keeled at that sight, his hand now completely clamped down on his hard penis. There wasn't a mental image strong enough in this world to kill what those two girls had been doing, and they knew it.

The class consensus was the same as well, with all girls watching wide-eyed as Ayumi touched her tongue against Yui's drenched fingers. Then came the luminescent blushes from all directions.

"Fuckin' hell!" Nanaka muttered involuntarily, averting her eyes. On the other hand, Akari seemed be writing as fast as she could, her eyes not tearing off the pair.

"Okay okay okay!" Nikaidou motioned everyone down, hoping to hush the girls. She turned to Yui and Ayumi, "you girls have proved your point that everyone loves Yuri, including Katsuragi. Now let's continue, and hopefully not traumatise our youngest classmate," she motioned to Minami, who was a new shade of red.

Ayumi nodded, letting Yui pull her fingers back. Still, the look in her eyes were different, and Keima could tell there was a slight drip of fluid on the corner of her mouth… whether it was Yui's essence or her saliva, he didn't know… the most surprising thing might have been that even though everyone in the class had been embarrassed (and a little turned-on) by that exchange, she wasn't even blushing. Clearly her desire was starting to beat out her sense of decency, and while it was a little alarming, he couldn't stop his body from reacting to that as well.

"Well…" Minami spoke in a small voice, "my friends told me that guys really like it when they can stick their… in between girls' boobs…"

There was a slight silence as heads turned towards the frizzy-haired brunette, who shrunk down into her seat, her head a tomato with hair. She'd been repeating the words through her head for the entire time the question had been going around the class, but in the end, she couldn't even say the word…

Penis… it was just an appendage, like arms or legs… except it was used for sex, and she'd never seen one in real life… until now, that is.

"I… hadn't actually considered that…" Kanon turned around to face her, "that's a nice answer, Minami-san…"

The swimmer might have died there and then… she had seen Kanon in the room, but to actually be acknowledged by the super famous idol by name… today just felt like she hadn't woken up at all.

"Man, that is adorable!" Chihiro laughed from her seat, before sobering up, glancing down at her chest, "not that I can really use that information…"

Minami felt her pain… she didn't have a particularly impressive chest either. Suddenly, Minami felt herself be dragged to the right, including her chair.

"Well, even without using the word, we do know what you meant, and that is a good answer," Nikaidou gave her an approving nod, "although Keima doesn't seem too impressed by it, I think you've made some fans amongst the classroom…"

And she had that right, as Hinoki snuggled up with the middle schooler.

"You're so precious and innocent," the older Kasuga rubbed her cheek against Minami's hair, "I want to keep you like this forever."

Minami didn't know whether to feel happy or scared about this, a sentiment which was actually shared by her naked Senpai in the front of the room.

Honestly speaking, Keima didn't have any particular thoughts about paizuri… it was something that came up in eroge often, but that was about all he knew… just to imagine that Minami would be the one to mention that… or that her shyness on the whole matter would actually invite the girls to her more… and some of the girls here did actually have a pretty high reputation in this school… the Loose Spirits sure knew how to pick them.

"Uemoto!" Nikaidou called, "your thoughts?"

"Porn," she said simply, "that's how guys get it off, right?"

The girl seemed a little unenthused as she put another stick of Kit Kat between her lips…

"Hey, do you have any more of that?" Mio asked. Sumire shook her head, and the blonde sighed… maybe she should have asked earlier.

Keima was starting to feel more relieved. The thing with Yui and Ayumi had been somewhat of an anomaly, and he could feel his erection subside slightly… Denma was doing his job, it appeared.

"Okaay, moving on… Aoyama?" Nikaidou went to the next seat.

"Food…" she sighed again sadly… she really should have eaten a better lunch today… or maybe chosen a seat away from that glutton… literally, before Keima had come, the girl was eating ramen behind her anatomy textbook, for God's sake!

"Sum'un feed the poor girl!" Nanaka called, "she won't care 'bout this otherwise…"

Despite the amount of people in the room, the eyes singled down on Sumire.

"Yeah…" Chihiro agreed, "don't you have more food, Ramen girl?"

"W-why are you all looking at me?" Sumire shook her black head of hair.

"There was the ramen…" Ayumi raised an eyebrow.

"And the onigiri…" Tsukiyo continued.

"And the chewing gum Nikaidou made you spit out." Kusunoki joined along. From in front of her, Akari opened her book and her mouth

"'During the first hour of this session, Uemoto Sumire consumed six types of snacks, including pocky, ramen, onigi‒"

"OKAY OKAY!" Sumire stood up, "sheesh, I have a fast metabolism!" she turned to Mio, "but I've finished all my snacks for now. This Kit Kat stick is all I have left."

"That's fine with me," Mio spoke, "I'll eat whatever you have left of it."

"No, I've already started this, so it's mine…" Sumire snapped. Mio's eyes narrowed as the ramen chef plopped the chocolate back into her mouth.

"Give me," Mio stood up. Sumire turned her head, somehow still managing to stick her tongue out, despite the stick of chocolate balanced between her teeth.

"Make me!"

And that she did! She ducked down and bit onto the other end, just hard enough that her teeth were clamped down on the milk chocolate.

What could she say… desperate times called for desperate measures…

Keima's stomach clenched again. They were playing the pocky game... even unintentionally; they were succeeding in rattling Keima… again!

"I'm all for sharing, so you two can fight it out," Nikaidou blew them off, "how about you, Kasuga-Ane?"

But the older lady wasn't paying attention. No one was, actually… they were being entertained by the two second year students glaring each other down as the crunched on the wafer from either end, seeing if they would meet in the middle.

They were basically nose to nose when Mio moved up, her teeth positioned in such a way that the movement would break off the bigger chunk, which she chewed happily, back in her personal space bubble.

Everyone let out the breath they'd been holding, while Sumire gave Mio a look.

"You stole my chocolate and didn't even give me anything nice for it…"

"Make me" the happier Mio stuck her tongue out, earning a few laughs from her classmates. Sumire left it at that, however… maybe the blonde had been cute enough to kiss, but she didn't really know the girl… heck, she didn't even know most of the people here…

"Kasuga-Ane!" Nikaidou called again, "what would you say to get Katsuragi hard…"

Keima scoffed… he was already hard enough… he'd never been one to get worked up when girls saw him naked, but even this was embarrassing, and he was trying to cover up as best he could.

"Easy," Hinoki leant on Minami casually, "I would..."

The somewhat casual mood in the room fell as Hinoki's thoughts continued, filled with enough obscene words and mental images to even make Akari blush. This went on for a good minute, after which all the girls seemed to have scooted their chairs away from her, save Eri and Minami, who were looking at each other with confusion on their faces.

Meanwhile, Keima was rocking himself under the teacher's desk at the front.

"This isn't happening… this isn't happening…" he continued his mantra with dead eyes. In fact, for the girls who'd understood even half of what Hinoki had been saying, their expressions were probably the same.

"Well…" Nikaidou was the first to gain her composure, "if just saying those thoughts weren't enough to get you sent to jail, acting out on them certainly would…"

"I'm just kidding, you know…" Hinoki grinned, but the damage was done.

It took a few more minutes for Jun to coax Keima from his hiding spot, and for the general mood to improve enough to finish off the questioning… surprisingly, Keima was still hard, but he only agreed to interact with any girls granted he was allowed to put on his boxers and pants again.

"Okay, now where were we?" Nikaidou motioned to Eri, "your thoughts, Katsuragi-Imouto?"

"Well, Nii-sama likes Yokkyun," the sister shrugged, "maybe if she was real, he would find her arousing…"

"No!" Keima spoke out loud, possibly for the first time since the question had gone around, "you people have already corrupted all that is pure and good in this world, and I refuse to let Yokkyun join the ranks of that!" he pointed to his little sister, who started tearing up at being the only person who was being bullied by him.

"BUT NII-SAAMAAA!" Eri wailed, "YOU LOVE YOKKYUN…"

Tsukiyo gave a knowing smile, while the girls wondered out loud about whoever the hell Yokkyun was, or in the case of Yui, who she might need to hire a hitman for.

Surprisingly, Chihiro didn't seem to be involved with that, Nikaidou noted… she was the only one who hadn't been given the question, so she must have been thinking about that.

"Kosaka!" she called above the noise of the crowd, "penny for your thoughts?"

Chihiro blushed as she noticed the authoritative voice had succeeded in bringing all eyes to her.

"Y-yeah…" the normal girl scratched her ear as she looked at her desk, "I think I might know how to get Katsuragi hard…"

"And how might that be?" the teacher prodded. Chihiro looked up, but rather than facing the girls or Nikaidou, she was looking directly at Keima, who was a little surprised at the intensity behind her eyes.

"Katsuragi!" her lips trembled slightly, "I think about you while masturbating…"

Keima was always weak to surprise hits, and this certainly wasn't an exception to that, as the blood rushed to his head.

Meanwhile, the group seemed to be having their own reaction at that… mostly, surprise that any girl had the guts to admit that…

"W-what?" Keima muttered, so shocked he didn't even think to cover himself… even though he was covered now, the uniform pants certainly seemed to have pitched a stronger and higher tent than it had before.

"I said it!" the girl yelled, but her face was anything but composed, "whenever I touch myself, it's your scrawny ass I imagine!"

Both of them stared at each other for a moment, before Nikaidou walked to the front of the classroom.

"And that is a wrap," the teacher waved her arms, "you all had very interesting, if not somewhat disturbing, answers to the question at hand which was whether you'd be able to get Katsuragi hard… so the moment of truth is here…"

She turned to Keima.

"Are you aroused right now?"

Keima sighed, the truth spilling out.

"I've never been harder in my life…" he mumbled. Nikaidou smiled.

"And you've succeeded!"

Whoops filled the air, and Keima's head fell into his hands… what was he even doing?

Indeed, Keima... what are you doing?

I guess... whatever I want you do... that's the beauty of fanfiction, after all. :P

So I guess not much happened in this chapter... it was mostly a long conversation thread where everyone gets to speak, and continue to give Keima a hard time... in a more literal sense.

I actually really enjoyed writing this chapter... it's very rare in my stories that I have conversations with multiple girls, so this was welcome, and I got to play around with the different personalities. I wonder if this is how Xellos feels when he writes those party scenes?

That being said, I've got to thank you guys so much for the support this story is getting... I dunno if it's coz it's Christmas and people are more free, but I've seen a bunch new follows and favourites. That makes me really happy, and I'd love to hear what you think of the story so far...

If you are enjoying this, feel free to send me a review... in fact, I'd like to hear which girl you thought gave the best answer to Tenri's question... I tried to make everyone's answer match their personality, so... I'm kinda a sucker for Chihiro's answer... it's a layered, very revealing answer, and I like that kinda stuff.

So yeah... time to respond to the current reviews.

Zero: Thanks... Always glad to hear that.

Ah, I remember reading those kind of stories when I read Twilight fanfiction... they were entertaining enough, but... I don't really know if I'd be interested in the Kaminomi girls learning about their conquests... I mean, KaminomiNai did a low-key version of that.

But if Mari was to read the manga...

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Holy guacamole, that I would want to write! I don't know when, but you'll know it when you see it.

xellos540: Reading your play-by-play commentary is interesting, but this took it to a whole new level. Thank you for always leaving such long, attentive and well-thought out reviews for me.

I don't think you left any questions in the review, so I don't currently have anything to say about it, other than that I hope you continue enjoying this.

As for your review... 11/10 would read again :P

ZelgadisGW: Well, you said it... Keima's definitely on the receiving end of the embarrassment right now... but I think that it should peter out soon... though not really in this chapter, as you've noticed.

Maybe I should rephrase that... sex is awkward, coz it's a discussion that's rarely had. I think after this part, there will be less single-person targetting, but just a few embarrassing stuff here and there.

About the Strip tease mention... you're probably right that it was Ayumi or Chihiro... I'm kinda leaning towards Chihiro here, actually :P

Well, that's all for this time... Once again, thanks for all the recent support, and if you have anything you want to discuss about this story, feel free to leave a review or a PM.

See you guys next week then. Have a happy 2019 and do your best.