Hyperdimension Neptunia belongs to Compile Heart, Idea Factory, Sega and whomever else worked on it.

Neptune had a confused look on her face as she listened to this world's Noire finish up her explanation of the Seven Stooges or whatever they were called. She knew that she'd forget about them in a few minutes but seeing as they were a named group she'd probably run into each of them over the course of the story. "Wait, one question."

"What?" Noire asked, curious as to what Neptune was curious about.

Neptune pointed to Plutia. "You said Plutie's been a CPU for ten years now?" Noire nodded at her. "How old are you?"

"Eighteen, why?"

Neptune shook her head. "Nothing, just curious." She looked at Plutia. "Hey, Plutie, how old were ya when you became a CPU?"

"Hmm... I think I was twelve." Plutia tapped her chin as she had a vacant, distant look on her face before looking at Noire, who nodded. "Yep, twelve. Is that a problem, Neppy?"

"Nah, just was wondering is all." Neptune crossed her hands behind her head. "Besides, I'm sure that this will be more important later anyway."

Noire scoffed, as if it was more important than her explanation of the Seven Sages.

(-)

Days Later...

As Plutia scrubbed her back, Neptune had a sudden realization. "Hey, Noire..." At least Plutia had only asked them to take a bath with her, Neptune had been seriously worried that Plutia would have been in her HDD form and asked for something very lewd.

"Yeah?" The newly ascended CPU looked at Neptune in confusion. "What? If you're going to ask me to stay here, forget it."

"Nah, not that." Neptune shook her head. "You said you ran into Plutie when she first went Sadie, right?"

Noire shivered while Plutia giggled nervously. "Y...Yes, what about it?"

Neptune's eyes went white with black circles around them. "Waaaaagh! Sadie did lewd things to a little kid!"

Both Noire and Plutia's eyes went white with black circles around them as the accusation had them suddenly freeze up.

"But I was still new to being a CPU and it was a rush and I'm only a little older than Noire!" Plutia protested.

"...That..." Noire twitched. "When put like that, it's pretty bad, isn't it?" Memories of that time slowly crept forward and she twitched really badly. "...As soon as we're done with this bath, I'm taking off, I don't need to be reminded as to why I'm ruined for marriage."

"Waaaah!" Both Plutia and Neptune cried out suddenly.

(-)

Three years later...

Neptune, along with Plutia, hid behind some bushes while Black Heart faced off against White Heart. She twitched as she saw them trading barbs before standing up and storming up to them. "Okay! Time out!"

"Huh?" White Heart and Black Heart both looked at Neptune in shock.

"Who's this bitch?" White Heart growled.

"Imma ignore that." Neptune said, "but you two have the wrong names." Both gawked at her and she pointed at White Heart. "Your outfit has plenty of red on it, you should be Red Heart." She then pointed at Black Heart. "And you're wearing grey! You should be Grey Heart."

"No." Both CPUs said at the same time.

"Besides, that's stupid." Black Heart scoffed. "It's not like either Planeptune CPUs are named after the colors of their processors."

Neptune tilted her head and nodded. "Okay then, you're White Heart and she's Blue Heart."

"Cut the crap!" White Heart growled at her. "I ain't changing my name, I've had it for centuries now!"

"And I'd rather be Grey Heart than White Heart." Black Heart scoffed as she looked White Heart over. "Besides, don't you think that your HDD form is embarrassing? You still look like a kid."

White Heart growled in annoyance. "At least my back won't be messed up like yours must be, you snot nosed brat."

"And there goes Blanc, showing her age." Neptune muttered, but she knew that this was going to come up again.

(-)

Several years later...

After Nepgear had abandoned her for Vert, Neptune sighed and twitched. She really had to have a talk with her little sister about stealing her role as the main character, basically getting her trapped in this world, though Neptune knew it was an accident, then EXTENDING her stay in this world by who knew how many more years, and now this?! Oh, Neptune was not happy.

"I, Green Heart, will now challenge you."

Neptune held up her hand. "Time out!"

"WHAT?!" Both Black and White Heart yelled in anger.

Neptune pointed at Iris Heart. "Iris hair, Iris Heart," she pointed at Green Heart, "green hair, Green Heart," she transformed into Purple Heart and pointed at herself, "purple hair, Purple Heart," she pointed at White Heart, "blue hair, White Heart," she finally pointed at Black Heart, "white hair, Black Heart. As I pointed out years ago, you two need to change your names, since our CPU names seem to be based off of hair color in this dimension, you two are now Blue and White Heart respectively."

"Goodness!" Purple Sister's eyes widened in surprise. "That makes more sense than what I'd expect from Neptune."

Purple Heart twitched in annoyance. "Blue Heart, White Heart, can you two and Sadie deal with Green Heart? I need to give my sister a spanking."

"What are you talking about?" Green Heart said as she got in front of the suddenly nervous Purple Sister, "she's MY sister and you'll have to get through me to spank her."

Seeing Nepgear's eyes light up and start to sparkle, Purple Heart twitched in annoyance. "Nepgear, are you seriously..."

"We are NOT going to call me Blue Heart!" Blue Heart growled in anger.

"Too late." Purple Heart smirked at her. "Your name's already been changed."

"And people won't get confused by me being named White Heart now?" The Lastation CPU muttered in annoyance before growling. "So don't call me White Heart!"

"But Neptune does have a point," Purple Sister spoke up, "your HDD forms do seem to be named off of your hair color."

Blue Heart scoffed at her. "Bullshit! It's just a coincidence!"

"Hmm, okay, I'll drop it for now." Purple Heart said, "but if there's another CPU that shows up with her name based on her hair color, you two will change your names."

"Fine!" Both Bla, err, White and Whi, err, Black Heart growled out at the same time.

It wasn't like THAT would happen, right?

"Anyway, it's time to fight." Green Heart smirked at the other four CPUs. "And with my sister here, this should be a cake walk."

Several minutes later...

"I'm done..." Purple Sister muttered and flopped onto her butt while Green Heart slumped to her knees and transformed back into Vert.

"What was that about a cake walk?" Black Heart smirked at Vert.

"I bet she does nothing but eat cake." White Heart growled. "Look at those cow udders! I want to tear 'em off!"

Purple Heart rubbed her forehead and saw Iris Heart taunting Nepgear and causing her younger sister to call out for help. "For the love of the Superdimension..." She growled and floated over to both Black and White Heart and grabbed their earlobes, pulling on them hard and getting cries of pain out of both CPUs as they found themselves bending to try and lessen the pain. "You two will transform back into your human forms now, you're both too confrontational and we can't get anything productive done when you're in HDD."

"Tch, fine." White Heart growled and turned back into Blanc while Black Heart turned back into Noire. "Oww, you didn't need to pull that hard!" She yelled while she and Noire both rubbed their ears.

"I think I did, now you two will not hurt Vert while I deal with that other situation."

Not far away, Nepgear was looking at Iris Heart with absolute fear on her face. "N...No..." She teared up. "Neptune! Help me!"

"Aww, but aren't you Green Heart's sister now?" Iris Heart purred, though there was an under-current of anger in her voice. "Not only did you trap your ex-elder sister in this dimension, you abandoned her the first chance you had."

"B...But... That's not..." Nepgear whimpered, true, she and Neptune hadn't been on best of terms lately and she did accidentally get Neptune sent to this world. "But I didn't abandon..."

"It sounds like you did to me." Iris Heart smirked and raised her sword up. "I think you need to be punished."

Nepgear let out a whimper and flinched, trying to prepare for the pain that Iris Heart was going to inflict on her.

Except the pain never happened. Cracking an eye open, she gasped and a happy look came to her face as she saw Purple Heart holding Iris Heart's wrist.

"Sadie, enough." Purple Heart sounded tired and annoyed with the other CPU. "Even if she did abandon me for Green Heart, she was my little sister, you don't get to punish her."

"Neptune!" Nepgear suddenly started bawling and glomped onto Purple Heart. "I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I won't abandon you again! Thank you for saving me from the Scary Heart!"

"Oh?" Purple Heart's voice was oddly cold and Nepgear let go, stepping back as she saw the genuinely angry look on Purple Heart's face. "I do believe I owe you a spanking."

"WAAAAH!"

Iris Heart sighed softly. "That's nicer than what I would do to her." Oh well, she could enjoy this at least. "Would you like a paddle, Neppy?"

"No thanks, Sadie," Purple Heart said as she grabbed Nepgear and floated into a sitting position while putting Nepgear over her lap, pulling her skirt up and yanking her sister's panties down to Nepgear's knees which bared her sister's, admittedly nice and perky, butt to the air, "I'd rather let Nepgear feel how I feel directly." She said before bringing her hand down on Nepgear's butt with a loud slap.

"WAAAAAH!" Nepgear cried out in pain as her real elder sister gave her a spanking.

"Now I can forgive you for getting me sent to this world by accident," Purple Heart said while slapping Nepgear's butt hard enough to cause it to ripple and getting another cry of pain from the CPU Candidate, "but really, coming through the portal when Histy told you to stay back? That's something I would do." She slapped Nepgear's butt again and again.

As they watched the spanking, Noire, Blanc and Vert all shivered, realizing that if Purple Heart was willing to do that to her little sister, what would she do to them?

After several minutes, Purple Heart stopped spanking Nepgear, who was laying there softly sobbing. "And, Nepgear," she waited until Nepgear nodded and let out a pitiful sound, "I wouldn't be doing this if you didn't abandon me for Vert the first chance you got." She wound up and gave Nepgear a really painful and loud slap, causing her little sister to cry out and jump in shock.

After doing that, Purple Heart grabbed her sister and pulled her into a hug, letting Nepgear cry softly. "I forgive you, but don't do that again, okay? I know I've been pretty difficult to deal with for awhile."

Nepgear nodded and sobbed into Purple Heart's shoulder, her bare and completely red butt exposed to the air.

"Well..." Iris Heart looked at Noire, Vert and Blanc before grinning savagely, causing all of them to turn blue in the face. "I think I need to..."

"Sadie, if you do anything to them, I'll make sure you only get six hours of sleep a night for the next ten years."

Iris Heart started to sweat and turned back into Plutia. "Aww, Neppy, that's not nice."

"I'm not in a good mood." Purple Heart muttered softly.

"...Is it that time of the month?" Vert asked softly, causing everyone to look at her weirdly. "...What?"

"That would explain so much." Noire muttered softly.

(-)

Some time later...

"Wow! Someone grew out of my bum bum!" The new CPU gasped in surprise as she got off of Noire, who was groaning in both pain and annoyance.

"That's the third time now!" Noire yelled to the heavens. "First Neptune, then Nepgear, now this... Who are you?"

The CPU smiled brightly and pumped her arms, causing her large boobs to jiggle, much to Vert's annoyance. "I'm Yellow Heart!"

Neptune had a smug look on her face as she looked at Noire and then at Blanc. "Okay, that's three CPUs from this world who have their names based on their hair color, you're out-voted!"

Both Blanc and Noire groaned and hung their heads in dismay. "Dang it!" They both groaned in annoyance.

"Fine! I'm Blue Heart now!" Blanc grumbled in anger.

"I guess..." Noire twitched in anger. "Can I at least go with Grey Heart?" The thought of being known as White Heart bothered her too much.

"Sure." Neptune nodded, "at least you have grey color around you."

(-)

Sometime later, Hyper Dimension...

"Eventually the people will abandon you as well." Rei Ryghts said, causing Purple Heart to chuckle softly. "What?"

"When that happens here, new CPUs get born to replace the old ones." Purple Heart said, causing everyone to look at her in surprise. "What?"

"Hmm, now that you mention it, Planeptune had at least one previous CPU. Wasn't her name Uranus?" Purple Sister asked.

"Yes, and I think Histy mentioned that there were plenty of CPUs before her." Purple Heart commented, drawing looks from the others from the Ultra Dimension. "What? You all knew that we're pure Goddesses over here, not ascended humans."

"Bah, whatever..." Rei Ryghts muttered as her form changed and her power increased.

"...Now that's just not fair." Blue Heart muttered, "how come you get a Next Gen form and we don't?"

"Probably because we only represent one generation of consoles and she represents two?" Purple Heart suggested.

"STOP WITH THE META HUMOR ALREADY!" Everyone but Iris Heart, Yellow Heart and Purple Sister yelled at the same time.

I can't be the only one who absolutely HATED *THAT* scene from Re;birth 3. Seriously, that scene really soured me on both Neptune and Plutia in that game. I still love 'em, but that was WAY OOC for Neptune.