Hyperdimension Neptunia belongs to Compile Heart, Idea Factory, Sega and whomever else worked on it.

So this is a follow-up of the previous one-shot. Don't ask me why I did this.

Purple Heart sighed as Compa finished up on her left breast. "P-Ko, are you done yet?" She mentally pouted as Peashy just sucked harder in response. "Alright, Plutie, will you take Compa, I'll take Iffy."

The two swapped babies and Purple Heart mentally grumbled as she fed the two babies. "I feel like I'm just put onto this world to suffer."

"Oh Neppy, they love it though."

"I don't." Purple Heart muttered. It felt so weird having milk getting sucked out of her breasts. "How do human mothers put up with this?"

"We could always milk you." Noire and Blanc had identical smirks on their faces while holding up a milking machine. "Put you on your hands and knees, put these up to your udders and we'd milk you like a cow."

Purple Heart gave them a dirty look. "While it would save me some discomfort, if you do that, I'll get you two drunk and post pictures of you doing stupid things."

"HA!" Noire scoffed. "I've tried to get drunk! Alcohol doesn't affect me!"

"Have you tried root beer?" Purple Heart asked, knowing that her Noire drank the stuff and got drunk all the time with it.

Blanc and Noire both had confused looks on their faces. "Root beer isn't alcoholic though." Blanc commented.

"Histy, I choose you." Purple Heart said and both Noire and Blanc suddenly had small saucers full of root beer shoved into their mouths by a tiny fairy.

The effect was almost instantaneous as the two goddesses got flushed faces and started to stagger.

"Sadie..." Purple Heart grinned at her. "Do go ahead and do what you will with them, but make sure that you have lots of pictures."

"Okay!" Plutia giggled and helped the two out of the room before a flash of light covered the hallway.

"Ack! Ish Shexy Heart!" Noire slurred out.

"I'll Shexy yer hart!" Blanc blurted out.

"Oh my, so much fun to be had." Iris Heart purred.

Purple Heart shivered, glad that those distractions were gone. She looked down at Peashy and IF as they continued to suckle on her breasts for milk. "I almost wish I hadn't gotten that idea in my head." It felt so weird and her breasts were getting more sensitive each time she had to feed the babies.

"Look at it this way, Neptune," Histoire smiled at the CPU, "the babies love you for this."

"Babies love anyone who gives them kindness." Purple Heart answered her, sighing happily as both IF and Peashy pushed away her breasts and both started to squirm and fuss. Putting them over her left shoulder, she gently patted them both on the back before they burped...

...So loudly that the windows rattled and Purple Heart winced at the levels of noise.

After putting the babies down, fixing her processor and transforming back into Neptune, the CPU looked at Histoire. "Mini-Histy, make a note! Share-based boobie milk makes babies burp really loudly."

Histoire pointed at Compa. "She hasn't burped yet."

Neptune sighed and picked up the baby Compa and patted her on the back a couple of times.

When Compa burped so hard that she was flung out of Neptune's arms like a shot. Thankfully Neptune was quick enough to dive forward and catch Compa before she hit the ground.

"Nep woah! That was close! We almost had a brain damaged Compa!"

Histoire was panting, that had scared even her. However, part of her was rather proud of Neptune. After all, she had started to become like a responsible adult.

"Imma take a nap now." Neptune sighed and closed her eyes while the babies crawled on her and fell asleep while laying on her.

"...Sometimes." Histoire added, before smiling at them. "I think it's okay in this case."

Idly, she wondered what Noire, Blanc and Plutia were up to.

(-)

In another room, Iris Heart grinned as she snapped pictures of Noire, who was stupidly drunk, was wearing nothing but a near transparent bed sheet while Blanc, who was just as drunk, was crawling around on all fours wearing nothing at all... Save for the dog ears, collar around her neck and the dog tail that was attached to her body, above her butt.

Privately Iris Heart was a little disappointed that she didn't have a dog tail butt plug laying around. 'I'll have to fix that the next time I get these two this drunk.'

"I am, hic!" Noire slurred and staggered, "queen of the Blanc-doggies!" She staggered and fell over, falling on Blanc and laughing. "Yer cute when yer not, hic, being mean."

"When, burp, yer, hic, not acting like a total, hic, bitch, yer kind of shexy." Blanc shot back, her head swayed slightly while Noire layed on her. "Why you, hurk, so mean to me and N,ne,dat idiot?"

"Sheee landed on me!" Noire wildly threw her arms around. "Like, splat! Dat hurt! Then she shaysh I'm a... L...L...Friendless freak... I got Plutie! I don't, hic, need other friends!"

"I want, hic, Plutie more." Blanc pouted.

Noire sat up and held up a hand. "Plutie..." She blinked. "That's a table, hee hee," she turned and pointed at Iris Heart. "Shexy heart! Who you like most?"

"Hmm? Why, Noire, are you wanting my tender loving?" Iris Heart asked, grinning at her.

Noire wildly shook her head. "Nah uh..." She held up a hand before dropping it down. "Yesh!"

"No!" Blanc crawled out from under Noire. "Yoush can't be all... Hic... S&M Queen! I want, uh... Cute you!"

"Oh?" Iris Heart raised an eyebrow. "What about you, Noire?"

Noire drunkenly waved her hand up and down a few times. "Cute you best. No icesh on my nips!"

Iris Heart chuckled and walked over to the drunk CPUs and knelt down. "If you want, I'll give you BOTH my special attention tonight."

"Yaaaaay!" Both CPUs cried out and hugged her.

(-)

The next morning...

Transforming back into Neptune, the CPU yawned as she dragged herself through the Basilicom. The babies had kept her up most of the night because they needed to play, be fed and changed, in that order. "Urgh, where's Plutie, Noire and Blanc anyway? I could have used some help." At least with changing dirty diapers, that had been disgusting.

Stumbling towards the room she generally shared with Plutia, Neptune opened the door and blushed at the scene in front of her. "...I think I'll go sleep on the couch. Yeah." Quickly closing the door behind her, she made her way to the living room.

...I have NO idea where that came from.